interstellar perversion

Racism is not sexy.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:17:13 -0600

Perhaps this shouldn’t drive me so crazy but everyone does realize that while Brigitte Bardot may have been an attractive woman she is actually super ugly. Ugly in the racist way.

BADC

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:06:23 -0600

BADC:

Borrow a Dress Couture. You can rent pretty dresses instead of buying pretty dresses that you can’t really afford. I believe this is the first store of its kind in Chicago, yay!

Now I just need somewhere extra fancy to go.

Dear Emily Post

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:40:00 -0600

Hey guys, I am broke. Lest we all forget, (we won’t) Christmas is pretty much right around the corner. I love Christmas but to be totally honest, I cannot afford gifts for everyone that I love. How can I let them know that I don’t want them to buy me gifts and I can’t give them gifts (obviously baked goods are in play) this year without sounding like a jerk?

Ohhh reeeeeeally.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:54:02 -0600

Ohhh reeeeeeally.

ASW.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:40:36 -0600

ASW.

Fingers crossed

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:38:36 -0600

that Alex Trebek calls one of these Teen Jeopardy contestants a pube.

jss: Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:40:39 -0600

jss:

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I’m saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail ‘em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don’t want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That’s too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

This movie influenced my young dating life far too much. But I still love it to an irrational degree.

It is a great movie.

Alright, it’s back to diet soda for me*. I know diet soda isn’t that great for you...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:52:43 -0600

Alright, it’s back to diet soda for me*. I know diet soda isn’t that great for you either, in fact, it sometimes gives me headaches and stomach aches and I can taste that nasty fake sweetener all day but my hope is that it will just turn me off of soda for good. I am WAY WAY WAY over doing it with soda and candy and sugar and garbage foods alltogether so soda, you’re the first to go.

*This excludes movie sodas and raspberry ginger ale and Dr. Pepper from BK.

We have a small library in the break room at my office where...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:08:00 -0600

We have a small library in the break room at my office where people drop their reject books and magazines for other people to take, read, and return.

I have taken this. Will read this. Will not return this.

I think this is simple and pretty…plus it’s only 33...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:46:31 -0600

I think this is simple and pretty…plus it’s only 33 dollars. A pretty great gift idea.

Via.

Wish list.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:27:27 -0600

Wish list.

I didn’t have any cream cheese or anything savory to put...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:27:07 -0600

I didn’t have any cream cheese or anything savory to put on the bagels as I’m saving that for tomorrow, but trust me, red raspberry jam worked juuuuust fine.

The kneaded dough is going to be…BAGELS! I have tackled...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:10:55 -0600

The kneaded dough is going to be…BAGELS! I have tackled yeast breads now, I feel accomplished! This is them waiting to be boiled.

Real women* knead dough. *Just kidding about “real...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:09:00 -0600

Real women* knead dough.

*Just kidding about “real women”, that’s a stupid phrase but seriously, have you ever kneaded dough for 10 minutes? Yikes.

I will never stop saying it, I love love.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:52:00 -0600

I will never stop saying it, I love love.

Loving John and Yoko right now. John sort of looks like the...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:49:59 -0600

Loving John and Yoko right now. John sort of looks like the Urban Cowboy in this shot.

suicideblonde: Michael Buble - Feeling Good Bond + Nina Simone...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:41:18 -0600

suicideblonde:

Michael Buble - Feeling Good

Bond + Nina Simone cover + amazing arrangement + adorable Buble = one of my favorite songs.

I don’t know how I feel about Michael Buble but this song is pretty smooth.

Oh my god,

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:35:27 -0600

You’re a contestant on TOP CHEF…you should be able to pronounce Gyro.

fuckyeahad: Buster: Uh, I’m unclear about what it is exactly...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:00:35 -0600

fuckyeahad:

Buster: Uh, I’m unclear about what it is exactly you do.
Jessie: Excellent question. What a publicist does…
Buster: No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
George Michael: At the banana stand.
Buster: Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was, like, when did that happen?

It’s about that time again…re-watch Arrested Development time that is.

Here's what burns my biscuit:

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:34:28 -0600

daveholmes:

You can’t make a commercial that says “Cheerios is 10% more nutritious than Corn Chex” unless you can back that claim up. You can’t say “More people chose Late Night Doritos in a blind taste test” unless you’ve actually run that blind taste test and more people really chose Late Night Doritos. But you can make a commercial that says “Married gay people will definitely come to your children’s schools and teach them how to have gay sex,” and that commercial can just air as is. Even when the people who made the commercial admit that they pulled that claim out of thin air, and that it is not meant to be taken literally. You can just put that commercial up on TV and scare a tiny sliver of the population out of their homes and into the ballot box, and people’s rights can be taken away.