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I didn’t have any cream cheese or anything savory to put on the bagels as I’m saving that for tomorrow, but trust me, red raspberry jam worked juuuuust fine.
The kneaded dough is going to be…BAGELS! I have tackled yeast breads now, I feel accomplished! This is them waiting to be boiled.
Real women* knead dough.
*Just kidding about “real women”, that’s a stupid phrase but seriously, have you ever kneaded dough for 10 minutes? Yikes.
Loving John and Yoko right now. John sort of looks like the Urban Cowboy in this shot.
Michael Buble - Feeling Good
Bond + Nina Simone cover + amazing arrangement + adorable Buble = one of my favorite songs.
I don’t know how I feel about Michael Buble but this song is pretty smooth.
Buster: Uh, I’m unclear about what it is exactly you do.
Jessie: Excellent question. What a publicist does…
Buster: No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
George Michael: At the banana stand.
Buster: Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was, like, when did that happen?
It’s about that time again…re-watch Arrested Development time that is.
Here's what burns my biscuit:
You can’t make a commercial that says “Cheerios is 10% more nutritious than Corn Chex” unless you can back that claim up. You can’t say “More people chose Late Night Doritos in a blind taste test” unless you’ve actually run that blind taste test and more people really chose Late Night Doritos. But you can make a commercial that says “Married gay people will definitely come to your children’s schools and teach them how to have gay sex,” and that commercial can just air as is. Even when the people who made the commercial admit that they pulled that claim out of thin air, and that it is not meant to be taken literally. You can just put that commercial up on TV and scare a tiny sliver of the population out of their homes and into the ballot box, and people’s rights can be taken away.
