June 2012
May 2012
My biggest secret is just that I always feel completely unloveable.
For biggest secrets, perfectly imperfect tumblr day, etc.
Ok dudes, fine. Wear flip flops and show off your caveman feet but,
christ, they better at least fit. Always inches hanging off the back, they’re not enclosed, you don’t need room!
Chicagoans.
They changed the Luna jingle phone number. I feel uncomfortable about this.
I am not living the life I should be living.
For the love of god why would you not AUTOMATICALLY COLLATE, WHY.
I believe I called it Annie's law...
If you don’t pee before you leave work you’ll be trapped on a bus on LSD for an hour and a half…..
…..
Srsly why don't fires start or people take hostages that shut down the trains NOT at fucking rush hour?
Srsly guys. Srsly.
People who don't appreciate the little things and realize they are truly THE important things are crazy.
It's the most lizardy time of the year!
My sun allergy is back, kind of bad this year. I’m hideous, don’t look at me!!!!
Update on Dollar Shave Club →
dollarshaveclub.com
I got my razors last week! As a quick review, they are SO worth it. My legs are SUPER smooth and I feel like I can go two days on one shave confidently when that wasn’t so with Venus razors. I can’t speak to the longevity, but in my opinion, that’s irrelevant when you change the razor weekly. Now, how to shave a knee safely without moving as slow as a sloth (first time men’s razor user issues, not actual razor issues).
TRY IT. (I get the $6/4 cartridge deal!)
Going out for coffee seems really impossible right now.
Who wants to deliver me some coffee?
I get to leave at 3 today! But....everyone else gets to leave at noon so,
I’m not starting any work until noon. That’s logical right?
Srsly, who gets a migraine 5 minutes after they leave work on a beautiful day.
This one feels like a doozy too.
Being funny is literally my best attribute you guys.
If I wrote a list about what I like best about me it would be:
- Funny
- Good hair
- Can paint nails well
- Crafty
- Fast reader
- Very few zits
Being told that goofy joking is not sexy is going to be a reallllll problem for me.
On being mean
- Katia: okay i have something mean to say
- Annie: I always do, so go on
May 2012 is the gayest month ever.
I need to start having a sip of my drinks at Starbucks right when I get them
because right now, I am drinking a glass of milk with one shot of espresso in it when I should be drinking an iced chai with a shot of espresso in it.
I refuse to accept that people make fun of Zooey's "Is that rain?"
And not Samuel L. Jackson’s “Hotspacho”.
This pull down to refresh in every gd app business is so stupid
Not to be dramatic or anything but
everything sucks and I want to go home.
