May 2012
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April 2012
On the upside of this job, I just yelled "RUN...
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By god, I thought I hadn't touched the five things...
I am 3/4 of the way done with them. Wow past Annie, wow. Thanks.
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Can we put away the phrase "Don't get me sick!"
Unless I have the ebola virus and then you get the ebola virus, there’s a pretty big chance I didn’t give you the common cold.
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Trying to explain to a wealthy man why I, as a...
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Today, I will be Catelyn Stark with a dash of Arya...
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I just saw the film clip of that crying Rangers...
He was crying BEFORE she got the ball so…..
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Hahaha when your student loan payment is set up...
and you sign on and are like “why isn’t this autopayment happening?” and then you decide to schedule a payment because it keeps saying your loan payment is late and no payments are scheduled and then it takes out TWO payments at once five days later and you call and say “Hey, let’s get me a credit huh?” and they say “Haha no, we had a problem with autopay...
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I've finally become unhinged.
Just talked about some of my life troubles with the 60 year old secretary here at work. Generally I am very private so as to tone down the crazy but I just want to talk to everyone…about everything…while at the same time keeping everything private from my actual friends because you can’t talk about the same thing 25 different ways with the same people, that is annoying. I’m...
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Top Four Vacations I Want Before I Die:
Long road trip to the West coast, stopping at multiple destinations on the way to the pacific ocean, must include Washington, Oregon, Wyoming.
Some resort vacation where I lay on the beach a lot and eat some fruit and swim in the ocean and explore weird wilderness bits of an island.
Europe, must include Italy, France, London, and Bruges.
Europe again, but Iceland specifically.
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Ash Ode
When I saw you ahead I ran two blocks
shouting your name then realizing it wasn’t
you but some alarmed pretender, I went on
running, shouting now into the sky,
continuing your fame and luster. Since I've
been incinerated, I've oft returned to this thought,
that all things loved are pursued and never caught,
even as you slept beside me you were flying off.
At least what's never had can’t be lost,...
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What is a normal amount of money for a single...
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I want you all to know, as a True Confession of...
that I bought a little travel spray bottle that I’ve been filling with water and spraying directly on my tonsils in the middle of the night when I wake up with a paper throat. Sleeping with that and a box of tissues lately. Thank god I’m on the mend.
Oh, I also sprayed it pretty much up my nostrils one morning because it was super dry up there. ADORKABLE.
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dailybranflakes:
“Get Sick Soon” - Hello...
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On Personal Problems
Redacted: How come I dont have boob pics on my phone?
Annie: Seems like a personal problem
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BRINGING THIS BACK FOR TODAY:
“If it needed to be done yesterday you should probably call Doc Brown about it”
-Steph
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krankmills:
“Dudes of the world – if you do not return your girlfriend’s calls for a week, and she shows up at your door yelling, she is not crazy. She is angry at you. There’s a difference. ‘Crazy’ would be if you did not return her calls for a week and she decided she was a lighthouse.”
“You know, it’s funny, generally when men refer to their exes as “crazy”...
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I either have a headache or I'm having a serious...
ibroughtyousometoast asked: Now pause the movie cuz what I'm about to say is so damn twisted. [SPOILER ALERT] Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a MIDGET!
ibroughtyousometoast asked: He looks at the cabinet! He walks to the cabinet! Get close to the cabinet! Now he's opening the cabinet!
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loverscabaret asked: I am in love with your glasses! Where are they from?
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Perfect birth control idea:
Take the pill every time you bone, like when you take advil for a headache. Like Plan B but won’t kill your uterus.
Perfect right? Right.
Re: The Marriage Plot
I am about halfway through. I don’t hate it, I think the religious Mitchell parts are super lame (I just cannot get it up for religious theory) and I feel like the characters are a little boring/spoiled/all of their problems are easily solved (because they are like 23 and 23 is not as hard as you think it is but that’s because I’m a million and a half years old now).
Having...
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Weekend Goals:
Go on a long walk
Eat veggie hot dogs/fries/onion rings
Watch a movie (at home or in the theater, I DON’T CARE)
Catch up on TV from this week (also start Scandal because, hey, I like trash)
Finish The Marriage Plot
Finish A Game of Thrones (the book)
Start A Clash of Kings
Do laundry and PUT IT AWAY (hahahahhahah sure on the latter)
Lay as flat as possible for as long as possible...
I need a book of phrases to say to friends who...
“I’m so sorry, that’s terrible, I’m thinking of you.” doesn’t seem to cut it.
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