March 2012
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February 2012
How do boys not want to crawl in a hole when their...
Because I am apparently still going through the boy version of puberty and I am embarrassed by how weird my voice just sounded.
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I want to make a Davy Jones/Jonas Brothers joke...
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No one at work expects me to be on time this week...
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Anonymous asked: You ARE smart. And pretty special all around. Signed -- someone who knows you.
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mediumgallery replied to your post: Somedays I just want to tell everyone that I’m not as fucking stupid as they think I am.
You shouldn’t start sentences with “and.” A comma here and there wouldn’t kill you either.
Is “fuck you” smart enough?
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Also, I am sorry I am having FEELINGS LATELY.
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Somedays I just want to tell everyone that I'm not...
And that I am trying AT LIFE AND EVERYTHING and I am smart.
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Anonymous asked: I am going to be honest, the petrol drank shirt freaked me the fuck out. I will not sleep well for a week. I thought it was a banana running a marathon but instead its three monsters who want to siphon my car's gas and get "druuuuuunk." And I'm pretty sure they want to kill all humans. Don't mind me, I am off to find my baseball bat so I can store it next to my bed.
What if leg hair designs were trendy and you...
Knee moustaches.
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The Knife - Heartbeats
We had a promise made
We...
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Anonymous asked: Forget the Snacki face, let's get a look at the t-shirt. Is that a running banana? I must know!
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Giving me joy:
An executive profile written about my last company’s CEO that I can rate “one star” (I wasn’t the first) because he is a bad person and should not be successful.
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SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish I could remember when my legs didn't look...
Please bring back humidity so I can have glowing, moisturized rich people legs.
You know
luciwithani:
If someone said Melissa McCarthy needed to lose a few, there would be blood. But calling Angelina anorexic is somehow lauded.
Not okay.
Remember that message we’re trying to send about loving our bodies? We sure have a long way to go.
People. Some people have a really hard time losing weight. Some people have a really hard time gaining weight. And some people feel fine with...
There is some super weird noise being made when...
Is anyone hearing that?!
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My Saturday:
“I got up this morning and everyone had posted about going out last night. I’m alone at home and falling asleep to Elmo documentaries”
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Why does every high heel shoe have to be "Porno...
Call me a prude but 4”+ heels are ridiculous for work.
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I don't care how stuck up this sounds
but I will absolutely hire a cleaning person if I ever get married. Because I am lazy and I am sure I will marry a lazy hobo of a man soooo.
Is being an adult just cleaning all. the. time?
Because…………………
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I forgot to floss last night!!!
I feel really irrationally disappointed in myself.
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Did you put an Icy Hot patch on the lower back of...
No? No? Me either…
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It's snowing and So I Married An Axe Murderer just...
Man, I should call in sick.
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Angus & Julia Stone - Mango Tree
I said,...
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People who spell cutie cuttie.
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I can understand why older people find technology...
Why are they afraid of voicemail. Why. Why?
It was invented in 1898.
For those curious, the book was "Just Kids"
But now, I have some other great books to add to my list too.
On calling it as I see it
Annie: Some lady dropped this off for you.
J: Was she pretty?
Annie: (with zero hesitation) No.
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Everyone just start saying book titles (ANY book)...
Go!?
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