February 2012
Almost forgot, homemade pizza rolls:
Are just pizza toppings, cheese, and sauce in egg roll wrappers!
They are pretty quick and legitimately delicious! My wrappers were MUCH smaller but just use less ingredients, dummies.
January 2012
People getting divorced is just really sad.
Nothing more to add to that but just, that.
When you're shaving your leg but then you shave your fingernail
Listen
M83 - Midnight City
My tonsils look like Night of the Living Dead right now.
I just want to eat soup and cake and watch TV in bed. Nothing new to see here but knowing you’re sick and having to wait another 24 hours to see the doctor to start healing whatever is brewing blows.
I just think that by the age of 27 I should understand how insurance works, right?
WRONG.
GIF of Bryan Cranston knocking please.
ASAP.
Things I can't stand (irrational edition)
When (drawn) hearts are not symmetrical.
please, please, please, let me get what i want
the smiths
The Smiths - Please, please, please let me get what I want
Blue Jeans
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans
You’re so fresh to death.
On Drive
- Chris: the whole movie was a women's masturbatory fantasy
- Annie: that is all I want
- Annie: an attractive man
- Annie: to shut the fuck up
- Annie: and do what I tell him
- Annie: while he holds a bag of one million dollars
JFC.
- Paid my student loan twice this month.
- My phone will not access the tumblr app or even go to tumblr.com or any page with tumblr in the URL.
Insert Meryl Streep hand on forehead GIF.
Jesus, we get it. It's your birthday.
Fuck yes, it is. Second coming of Christ.
WE HAVE CUPCAKES FOR MY BIRTHDAY HERE AND I AM FEELING SUPREMELY AWKWARD WAITING FOR THEM TO SING TO ME.
I am definitely supposed to be in Hufflepuff.
