October 2011
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September 2011
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“In response to a string of at least 10 unsolved sexual assaults in Brooklyn, New...”
– Oh, okay. (via synecdoche)
OH MY GOD.
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I get where the officers are coming from, but damn they’re stupid for putting it like that.
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What the actual fuck
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I’m sorry. You “get where the officers are coming from”? No. Unless you meant to say...
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I think it would be funny for someone to choke and...
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Internal debate:
I really want to know what my butt looks like in the pants I’m wearing but I also know if I look I am going to be very disappointed. Regarding these pants, ignorance is bliss.
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Dear Rain,
Over it, over you.
Respectfully,
Annie and all of Chicago
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I just heard someone complain that tax dollars are...
Oh, ok. What next? Those plants don’t deserve handouts!!! GET A JOB PLANTS.
Today I learned:
That sometimes you are not a bad conversationalist but that some people are bad listeners.
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I am going to be Tim Riggins for Halloween.
Google maps needs a "This route is not an option"...
I am not going to take the Metra to get across town when the brown or blue line will get me somewhere. Try again.
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I just bought my first pair of sweatpants
Clare: what will you do with sweatpants?!
Annie: Further solidify my singledom
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darkillumination replied to your photo: Do we like these?
get some warby parkers!
While in NYC, I visited their showroom and every pair of Warby Parker glasses looked like shit on me, not to mention, they ignored me completely even though I tried on nearly every pair. But, that’s cool, I GUESS.
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Ode To Brian
Happy B-Day Brian
The “B” stands for:
Beyoncé
Brian
(hot) Bod
And Birth.
Beyoncé will soon birth a child with a (hot) bod who will be no where near as bug-a-boo as you.
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This weekend I ate like winter is coming
Which it is, but I’ll also be able to leave my house in the winter to procure MORE food so I’m not sure why it was a “squirrel before the snow” type weekend. I am now working with some sort of eating competition stretched stomach. Feed me everything Seymour.
Re: Breaking Bad
peoniesandponytails replied to your photo
One a scale of 1 to FNL, how good is it really???
It is the best show on television. FNL cannot hold a candle to Breaking Bad. Matches The Wire.
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Breaking Bad is the best show on television.
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Anonymous asked: may i ask how you came up with the title of this page? if my guess is correct, then you are definitely the bee's knees.
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Facebook Timeline:
Just another way to see how many boys I’ve dated and…stopped dating.
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Worst people on Earth:
Teenagers
Men who are ill
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