The Big Bang Theory
Penny: Tweety Bird tot he taw a what? Sheldon: …A Romulan. Penny: …..Yes. He tot he...
Sep 1st
Shopping List:
Reduced Fat Cheez-its All of the remaining Oriental flavored ramen on the shelf(6) Liquid Fudge...
Sep 1st
kiyoshimartinez:
Baking with Batman - Via Jeremy and...
Aug 31st
Now taking bets
I wonder if Rob Zombie’s remake of the Blob will just be a CG blob rolling through a city with...
Aug 31st
Renegade Craft Fair
Aug 31st
annicka:
(via choppinkarate)
This 100% looks like a dog I...
Aug 31st
Natalie Dee.
Aug 31st
These are technically brooches but I think they’d look...
Aug 31st
I bought these shoes almost two years ago. I’ve worn...
Aug 31st
In the dining room.
Aug 29th
I don’t mean to act completely rude about DJ AM’s death but guys, I just found out that...
Aug 29th
Like Flickr's own Cy the Photo Guy
The other day someone added this picture to their favorites on Flickr. Beside it being pretty...
Aug 29th
I wonder how warm this is. That open flap on the bottom...
Aug 28th
Hey Annie
ahoihoi: I have a sore throat. Thanks A LOT. Dan Stunkel, I will spit in your mouth.
Aug 28th
Candy or food? Confusion grows as new tax...
Aug 28th
Listen
annicka:
Elliott Smith - Grand Mal
One of the XO “hidden tracks” was unearthed this week at the...
Aug 28th
That couch color is the tops and that dog is pretty cuddly...
Aug 28th
I have absolutely no room to hang any new artwork in my...
Aug 28th
Watch
Dead Man’s Bones performing ‘Name In Stone’ live in a cemetery with L.A. Inner...
Aug 27th
peterostrander:
Mitch: Everything’s just falling apart....
Aug 27th
(via haveabeagle)
Anything cuter than beagle pups? No, I do...
Aug 27th
They stink.
Whenever I see Bumpits I read it as “Bum Pits” and that’s pretty much what they...
Aug 27th
“Six years ago, I moved from Chicago to New York to work at...”
— -Tina Fey (continuing the...
— -Tina Fey (continuing the...
Aug 27th
Today
Regretting not having eaten a s’more the other night.
Aug 27th
It's happened
For the first time in the two years I’ve had this job, I read therapist as “The...
Aug 27th
Sick kid lunch. Ramen is the only thing that is salty enough...
Aug 27th
“You mix your Wheaties with your mama’s toe jam!”
— Ham Porter, The Sandlot (via...
— Ham Porter, The Sandlot (via...
Aug 26th
My nail beds are all purple because I am FREEZING MY ASS...
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
Omar Doom is my favorite Basterd.
Photo via h/t to...
Aug 25th
There’s something you haven’t seen in a while.
Aug 25th
Chicago's Hannibal Buress joins the SNL...
Aug 25th
June Carter Cash
Aug 25th
Feeling like Cameron Frye today.
Aug 25th
“But down in your arms
in your arms, I am a wild creature.”
-Broom People, The...
Aug 25th
Tuesday
Drinking hot tea for the first time since it was freezing. Sniffling like it’s December. Cough...
Aug 25th
nevermindthebolex:
When in Iowa, the Hintons bring the...
Aug 24th
Fall Wish (and I do mean wish, as in, won’t actually...
Aug 24th
Via The Fart Party
Aug 24th
My assumption is that after Christian and I visit Iowa this...
Aug 21st
Going to have to get myself some of that.
Aug 21st
Excuse me sir,
Today is not the day to make a sex joke at me. Rephrase: it is NEVER appropriate to make a sex joke...
Aug 21st
nevermindthebolex:
(via bunkercomplex)
Auto Flapjack...
Aug 21st
saltypancakes:
Delicious fruit flavors + tattoos of zebras...
Aug 21st
I've got the Jimmy Legs
Aug 21st
ATTN: Cookie bars
You smell really good. Stop ittt. Stop IT.
Aug 21st
Mary Blair did the concept work for a few Disney films, this...
Aug 21st
Mary Blair has some great, great artwork. Her illustrations...
Aug 21st
Today is the kind of day that requires a pillow at the office so that you can smoosh your face into...
Aug 21st
Why it's fun to have freckles
You can play the “Is that a freckle or is that a chocolate chip smear?” game when you...
Aug 21st
Hey asshole!!!
If our website is telling you that your password is wrong IT IS WRONG. No exceptions.
Aug 20th
Short list of things that make me want...
I just received my raise because I’ve worked here for two years. My raise is 1% of my...
Aug 20th
Weather Cursed
I’ll be in Iowa this weekend and it’s usually warm enough to swim there…except...
Aug 20th
Listen
jss:
Wake Up - Arcade Fire
Finally got my hands on this song!
The husband’s favorite part of the...
Aug 20th
On The Classics
C: guess what movie i saw for the first time yesterday?Annie: gone with the wind!
Annie: all dogs go to heaven!
Annie: homeward bound!
C: haha no
C: the godfather
C: it was great
Annie: Oh sorry, I was naming the classics.
Aug 20th
The other day I accidentally took a picture of my hair. I...
Aug 20th
5 Things You Didn't Know About District 9
Aug 20th
Watch
fishy:
snooz3r:
500daysofsummer:
500 Days of Summer Dance Video.
Why Do You Let Me Stay Here |...
Aug 20th
Last weekend we went to Haunted Trails in the suburbs to...
Aug 20th
Yesterday Christian and I went to the park to read and in...
Aug 20th
OMG Shoes.
Aug 20th
On the flip side: Ladies, no.
Aug 20th
Someone, somewhere, created this shoe many years ago so that...
Aug 19th
Self-aggrandizing
Some days I get words stuck in my head, sort of like songs, this one is running over and over and...
Aug 19th
After seeing District 9*
I feel like anyone who sells Prawns for food is in trouble. *By the way, I didn’t say but I...
Aug 19th
What's in a name?
I’ve always been moderately interested in the names of people’s first crushes. And...
Aug 19th
It's only an electronic device.
I think it is widely known that computers in work offices are the worst things ever. So instead of...
Aug 19th
There is something so deliciously simple about Honey Nut Cheerios.
Aug 19th
“Quiero hacer contigo lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.”
or
“I want to...
Aug 18th
Siiiigh.
Etsy seller Sohomode.
Aug 18th
I think they just played Roman Holiday as a movie in the...
Aug 18th
doinwork:
quitecheeky:
(via urbancupcake)
Run Jeff...
Aug 15th
Listen
Bloc Party - One More Chance
I’ve been listening to this song lots today and by listening I...
Aug 15th
These small porcelain disks are pretty awesome all grouped...
Aug 15th
Listen
doinwork:
sade:
Kings Of Leon - I Want You
Kings of Leon, giving girls goners since girls...
Aug 15th
Pauly Shore
As if being summoned for jury duty isn’t bad enough, how can they make it 20 miles (city...
Aug 14th
I finished reading French Milk today. I liked it quite a...
Aug 14th
billhinton:
Going to the poooooooooooooool
I state this simply so that nothing can be confused...
Aug 14th
PHE
I want Pizza Hut Express today, where is Target when you need it?
Aug 14th
Only in your dreams.
Since I hardly speak to anyone in my office I have decided they should just let me work from home...
Aug 14th
If Tuesday can go on record as being the most annoyingly long day ever, Friday can go on record as...
Aug 14th
Watch
Trailer for (Untitled) starring Adam Goldberg (for Christian).
Aug 14th
Cave
I’m feeling needy and it’s making me think I need to lock myself in my bedroom with a...
Aug 14th
In my opinion
A cupcake with fruit in it is just a muffin with frosting.
Aug 13th
Jumbo Value
Since I’m working from home I’ve been watching TV (aka listening and reading client...
Aug 13th
I don’t collect stamps but is there anything better...
Aug 13th
Watch
Best back to school commercial of all time. Hands down.
Aug 13th
Remote Access
Today I’m working from home for a trial run of our disaster recovery system. The only things...
Aug 13th
Oooh, pretty moonstone ring. Something I would like to have...
Aug 12th
Things that are not awesome
Having to carry home (via a 10 minute walk, a train, and a bus) a 17 inch monitor and other...
Aug 12th
Is this sacrilege?
I’m reading French Milk and I really want to color in some of the pages, like an adult...
Aug 12th
Sorry for the crappy picture and glare but Christian, being...
Aug 12th
Listen
Jarvis Cocker - Leftovers
“And so I come to you filled with guilt and self-loathing And I am...
Aug 12th
MCA farmers market haul. Unfortunately the peaches really...
Aug 11th
I could bake you a cobbler here.
Via.
Aug 11th
Lunch: farmers market donut peach, bagel, frozen lemonade.
Aug 11th
A while ago I wrote about how I lost my Tarte...
Aug 11th
Just being honest:
I hate (HATE) that everyone I know makes more money than I do.
Aug 11th
Get 'effing real.
Aug 11th
I love these Thomas Paul items. I’m thinking of...
Aug 10th
Yelp - 2575 N Clybourn Ave Taco Bell
Aug 10th
Wah!
I should have called in sick, I am so tired I could cry.
Aug 10th
I'd rather buy shoes.
I have an iPod mini, yes mini, from 2005. Last week I finally got sort of annoyed by its constant...
Aug 10th
With the arrival (finally) of the first REALLY, REALLY hot...
Aug 10th
On Dancing in Character
Hall & Oates "You Make My Dreams Come True" starts playingChristian: Oh, hey! I'm Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I look good in a suit.
Annie: Hi! I'm Zooey Deschanel, I'm a huge idiot.
Aug 10th
Date
I have (what I consider to be) pretty great plans for this evening so if today could seriously hurry...
Aug 7th
How to Look Like Tina Turner for a Fancy...
Aug 7th
Payday
is significantly less exciting when you spend half of it in less than 10 minutes on your bills.
Aug 7th
K’nuckies!!!!!
Aug 7th
Tonight so far has been excellent. I’ve talked on the...
Aug 7th
Do you think
we should all skip work tomorrow and make the pilgrimage to the Home Alone house in Winnetka to...
Aug 6th
gennnna:
tylercoates:
I Married a Mad Man
In the...
Aug 6th
Tailored by Robert
A month or two ago I wrote on Tumblr about a site that helps you create a men’s dress shirt...
Aug 6th
dandywolves:
ohmygoodness:
yumwatch:
nevver:
Photos of...
Aug 6th
My biggest dilemma of 2009
In Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman has that little section of 23 questions he...
Aug 6th
Hipster sweets
Mark my words, ice cream trucks will be the next new kitschy hipster food invasion (see: cupcakes,...
Aug 6th
I just want
a mug full of ham cubes* and a box of Ecto Cooler for breakfast. *never.
Aug 6th
ahoihoi:
“Shut up, baby.”
“ Same chair, same perfume,...
Aug 6th
Well, they are boners, that's for sure.
I use abbreviated codes to remind myself what clients are requesting for when they leave me voice...
Aug 5th
Hom-Bones
Me: Did you see the Lovely Bones trailer?cfunk: No.
Me: It looks kind of interesting. It's directed by Peter Jackson. I didn't know it was directed by him.
cfunk: Funny, I didn't know you were gay.
Me: I see what you did there, and I don't like it.
cfunk: Lovely Hom-Bones.
I think if Peter Jackson is involved you mean HAM-bones.
Aug 5th
labarceloneta:
georgiaisyourfriend:
thisrecording:
Manic...
Aug 5th
On T. Swift
Chris: do you think taylor swift would squeak when you bone her?C: she looks like a mouse
C: answer is yes
Annie: I don't think that girl cannot ever not be a virgin
Annie: you know what I mean, she's never getting boned
Annie: looks like a damn prude
C: even if she did, she looks like she'd make the guy do all the work
Annie: no way would she EVER be on top
Annie: she'd probably wear a shirt too
C: and texting the whole time
Annie: texting joe jonas
Annie: insult to injury, texting KEVIN jonas.
C: what a hypothetical bitch
Aug 5th
Street Harrassment
micek: sexartandpolitics: I think there should be an organized effort to yell obscene insults and...
Aug 5th
I want this top but it will not fit me. Sadddd.
You should...
Aug 5th
Ill. law bars sex offenders from ice cream...
Aug 5th
Not the biggest fan of those pirate sleeves but damn her...
Aug 5th
On eating peaches for hours
Chris: oh man, i just had like 8 orgasms eating a nectarineAnnie: ew
Annie: are you sure it wasn't a peach?
Aug 5th
Listen
Slow Club - It Doesn’t Have To Be Beautiful
In the electrical storm you were running wild You...
Aug 5th
Novel idea
We go back to bed? We don’t go to work? We go to the park?
Aug 5th
One week ago.
Aug 5th
“Hi Babyface!” - Flapjack
Aug 5th
Fustrate =/= Frustrate
Aug 5th
Farmers market haul (using my new chemistry beaker as a...
Aug 4th
Big Tick
Always say your company name out loud to at least 40 people before you put in the papers to secure...
Aug 4th
nevermindthebolex:
brandonnn:
Serling (via scottlava)
...
Aug 4th
On chips for poor people
Brian: So, I've never had a BBQ chip before SaturdayAnnie: You've never had BBQ chips?
Brian: Nope.
Annie: Well, that's because they're for poor people*.
Brian: Yep.
*I've eaten many, many BBQ chips in my life so take no offense please.
Aug 4th
Nothing is depressing me more today than seeing actual...
Aug 4th
An old one from vacation. I need to get a little shelf thing...
Aug 4th
krankmills:
robot-heart:
St Kilda Jewelry - collections
...
Aug 4th
Famer's Market Lunch
I’m going to try to go to the Farmer’s Market that’s in front of the MCA today....
Aug 4th
My favorite kind of balloon is a red latex heart balloon.
Aug 4th
Listen
micek:
thefranticsearch:
stuffaboutminneapolis:
Alex Chilton - The Replacements
For Dan.
Aug 4th
iCream. (sorry for the photo explosion, I’m catching...
Aug 4th
Eating lunch here everyday wouldn’t be so bad.
Aug 4th
Chicago.
Aug 4th
Try again
Anyone can tell you the saddest story they know but not everyone can take a very sad story and make...
Aug 3rd
Listen
jss:
My Boyfriend’s Back - The Angels
I have no idea why this song is in my head, but it is.
And...
Aug 3rd
Peeve
Unless you are a financial institution my password should never need to be more than 6 characters...
Aug 3rd
ahoihoi:
idontgetrunnershigh:
(via bunkercomplex)
...
Aug 3rd
Flapjack: Why is an ugly word Captain.
Captain K’nuckles: No, YOU is an ugly word.
Aug 3rd
This weekend (or why I never post on the...
Shopping for cute underthings More Cupcakes Pizza by Pete and Kaitlyn Speed American...
Aug 3rd
Listen
The Smiths - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want
Aug 3rd