jss:
avocadosalad:
girlfriendisahomo:
from Marc by Marc...
Jul 31st
I own a lot of journals but never finish them. I want this...
Jul 31st
Lunch. Vignette Wine Soda, Circus cookies, Ciabatta,...
Jul 31st
Watch
lookmom:
RYAN GOSLING SINGING+KIDS SINGING IN SPOOKY COSTUMES=HEART PALPITATIONS
this comes...
Jul 31st
since feeling is first who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you;
...
Jul 31st
I should buy this.
Via.
Jul 31st
dandywolves:
(via molls)
Now, if they do it like this I do...
Jul 31st
Promotion
Pros: I will be able to leave work by 2:30ish daily Cons: At work by 7 (awake by 5:30) More...
Jul 31st
If you were my bike I would stop being so afraid of riding...
Jul 31st
(I’ve posted this photo before but I really would like...
Jul 31st
If you are a member of the small boobs club, I hate you. I...
Jul 31st
Ah yes, how comforting to know I will never make enough...
Jul 31st
On its way.
Jul 31st
American Elf.
Jul 31st
Lack of Color
I’ve worn only black, grey, and white this week.
Jul 31st
Bleeding Heart Bakery August Flavors
I wouldn’t mind trying them all…especially those in bold. Candied White Bean with...
Jul 30th
Working hard or hardly working, AMIRITE.
Jul 30th
Always relevant, always cute.
Jul 30th
“I miss you already, Oskar. I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I...
Jul 30th
Goals
Sometime in the next year Take a vacation to either San Francisco or Canada Get a...
Jul 30th
Ladiesssss
Do you use a facial moisturizer with SPF? What kind do you love?
Jul 30th
(via superbomba)
Swimming.
Jul 30th
Gosh
This week is depressing and long and it needs to be over.
Jul 30th
Gotta get my shit together and move into a great apartment...
Jul 30th
marseeah:
TEAM CHIPOTLE.
Wrongggggggg (based on vegetarian...
Jul 30th
Best video game moments in Scott Pilgrim
Jul 30th
No matter which way you slice it, a nap is always a mistake.
Jul 30th
“Let’s have some lunch, this meat is sick! Do you want to see a magic trick?”
Jul 29th
Survey
When you make popcorn do you press the popcorn button and trust the machine to know what to do or do...
Jul 29th
One of the prettiest women out there, Diane Kruger.
Pic via...
Jul 29th
“You’re probably not the actual guy who drilled a hole into...”
— You call yourself a man? Not...
— You call yourself a man? Not...
Jul 29th
Things I love (right now)
Lemonade Falafel Curry rice Yellow Black iced tea Taking pictures Imagining what I’d...
Jul 29th
Listen
ahoihoi:
“Then He Kissed Me” - The Crystals
Question: What’s the first movie that pops into your...
Jul 29th
I would like
to go for a walk.
Jul 29th
Cute! A bracelet that looks like a men’s shirt...
Jul 29th
Funniest movie I’ve seen in 2009.
Jul 29th
“How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?” — Dignan, Bottle Rocket
Jul 29th
Diet tip #1
Dislike everyone you work with so much you’d rather skip out on the free cookie in the...
Jul 28th
Again via Josh Goleman.
Jul 28th
A very cool wedding. Her short hair is killing me. I want...
Jul 28th
Find me a giant kitchen
caterpillarcowboy: anniehinton: and I will make you some homemade bagels. Boiled? Is there any...
Jul 28th
The floors.
Via.
Jul 28th
Find me a giant kitchen
and I will make you some homemade bagels.
Jul 28th
Is there anything healthier more delicious than a donut in the morning?
Jul 28th
Listen
labarceloneta:
tesslynch:
napoleonsbattleplan:
Chet Baker - But Not For Me
i love this song....
Jul 28th
dearworld:
shaynell:
labarceloneta:
Cameron: Ferris...
Jul 28th
Christian eating Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura at...
Jul 28th
Silver lining
I forgot that I put my Dr. Pepper in the freezer but it’s OK because now it has some delicious...
Jul 28th
Watch
Why yes, I do watch this clip time and time again.
Jul 28th
Shake Weight
Jul 27th
Tagged under "romance" of course.
onesong: sarahchristine: mandalay:barefootvinyl:bugsyrafael:txtsfrmlstnght: (347): in the middle...
Jul 27th
Today would be better
If I could just be In a coma for 24 hours Sleeping Eating candy and then sleeping
Jul 27th
Short list of days when it is not OK to...
Saturday Sunday
Jul 25th
(via superbomba)
Jul 25th
“In the ninth grade she and her brother Richie ran away from home one winter and camped out in the...
Jul 24th
Jul 24th
Listen
chrispazen:
Katie Todd ~ Love Love Love
Katie’s new album “Mumbled Speech” is out — and after a...
Jul 24th
Snappy dresser, for sure.
Via M.bibelot (I’ve been...
Jul 24th
Why I (really) want a dog
I can dress up like Ash Ketchum and dress my dog as Pikachu. Every day.
Jul 24th
Things that make me feel like I will...
Getting shampoo in my eyes and getting upset about it. Forgetting to floss. All the time.
Jul 24th
The rest of this apartment is over the top mostly but that...
Jul 24th
I just added the Johnny Boo theme to my iGoogle page. Johnny...
Jul 24th
Guys, I forgot to tell you I went to Pitchfork last...
Jul 24th
Novel idea: it’s vacation every day and you get to...
Jul 24th
My mother
is on the phone with me, doing what is essentially a live reading of Craigslist ads. Could be...
Jul 24th
yasmeen:
(via youvebeenbonged)
Jul 24th
Awesome idea for a collection: vintage lightbulbs!
Via...
Jul 24th
Quick question for the young women of...
Have you SEEN Jon Gosselin??? Not to be mean here but: He has EIGHT KIDS Baby mama drama I...
Jul 23rd
someone out there
onesong: has to have the “tumbl for ya” boy george referencing tumblr out there, because i just...
Jul 23rd
Speaking of Beetle Juice, I haven’t seen it in a...
Jul 23rd
Last night I dreamt of something super creepy but I...
Jul 23rd
My favorite response* to e-mails I get...
Is that because you’re stupid? *Said to myself but out loud.
Jul 23rd
My favorite show on TV right now is Flapjack. I feel zero...
Jul 23rd
I need to get to Italy.
Via the image is found.
Jul 23rd
This one is from Penny Wincer’s portfolio. Wow. She...
Jul 23rd
I don’t love the pink but I really want an old chest...
Jul 23rd
I think butterflies are cheesy (the print on the chair) but...
Jul 23rd
peterostrander:
¡Que terrible!
Have I been here? Yes I...
Jul 23rd
Via
Jul 22nd
Via Anna Kuperberg.
Jul 22nd
September 22nd.
Jul 22nd
The phone was patented in 1876...the...
I am a spry young lady and I am a quick writer but if one more of you bastards calls and leaves a...
Jul 22nd
Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker
Today I’m having my near mid-twenties (“23* is old. It’s almost 25, which is like...
Jul 22nd
Wikipedia Files: Beirut
Jul 22nd
I wonder
How exactly does one get their shit together?
Jul 22nd
Breakup letter, Dramatic reading
Jul 21st
Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer wears those...
Jul 21st
I've got intense indigestion
saltypancakes: And my half empty bottle of Tums expired two years ago. From personal experience I...
Jul 21st
Trailer for J-Stache
Jul 21st
C:...
Jul 21st
Listen
thatisawesome:
Hysteric - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I sort of forgot about this song and how much I love it.
Jul 21st
Guys
I have The Rage today. The Rage is what I call it when I just want to punch computers and things and...
Jul 21st
They really are a screa-um
Tickets to see The Addams Family musical are 110 dollars!! I just want to see a creepy musical...
Jul 21st
I could get behind this. I want to throw away everything I...
Jul 21st
Just a little Audrey Horne and Cooper to get the morning...
Jul 21st
Take my wife, please.
Jul 21st
And I’d like to realize earlier in the vacation that...
Jul 21st
And eating about 24 more of these cookies.
Jul 21st
I’d like to be back on vacation, if possible.
Jul 21st
I didn’t take many photos on vacation with my digital...
Jul 21st
billhinton:
This is weird.
Welcome four eyes.
Jul 21st
Back from vacation
and all I can say is: I don’t want to be back at work Vacation was so great and I could...
Jul 20th
Hey everyone, I’m on vacation and it is awesome...
Jul 15th
Excellent Loden Dager suit.
Via.
Jul 15th
Is there anything better than realizing it’s probably...
Jul 15th
Watch
lookmom:
Michael and Michael Have Issues premieres TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
WATCH IT
Missing this to...
Jul 15th
Why!?
If you change the country/language preference from US to anything else on my company’s website...
Jul 15th
Ughhhhhhhhhh so many great dresses in the Nicole Miller sale...
Jul 15th
On who has the best rack. Ever.
Chris: giada's boobs are forbidden fruitChris: megan fox's boobs are public property
Annie: SHYEAH
Annie: RIGHT
Annie: like they didn't hire Giada for 1. having famous grandparents
Annie: and 2. being hot and saying "YES!" enthusiastically to wearing a low cut top every show.
Jul 15th
Food Network Humor: The Hosts
Jul 15th
nevermindtheblueox.tumblr.com
Tumblr (concept) with pictures of pancakes, flannel shirts, and axes.
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
What’s a girl to do without a kitchen like this in her...
Jul 15th
I tend to over pack.
Jul 14th
Well, this is so stupidly cute it hurts.
Photos by Tim...
Jul 14th
“I’m nauseous, I’m nauseous, I’m nauseous.”
-Filburt
Jul 14th
Also,
I think the guy at Mezza gave me an extra falaf ball. Never a bad thing.
Jul 14th
I am eating some killer falafel right...
Mezza is best, hands down.
Jul 14th
jss:
madyago:
via
I’ll take a blue one - STAT!
UGH!!...
Jul 14th
My god,
Is everyone high today?!
Jul 14th
walkwhilereading:
This will be my first and only post about...
Jul 14th
Significant Objects
Jul 14th
I think this dress is kind of sexy and pretty on point with...
Jul 14th
Hey, it’s Bastille day! Eat yourself silly with this...
Jul 14th
Really wish I hadn’t lost that lipstick.
Jul 14th
He looks like he wishes I was dead but it’s alright...
Jul 14th
Listen
micek:
“My mirror speaks” - Death Cab for Cutie
This song has been all over the current today.
Jul 14th
Also,
I picked up Julie & Julia over the weekend for vacation reading. I swear I was reading it for 10...
Jul 13th
I like those taco Doritos. I know you were all waiting to find out what I thought because I am the...
Jul 13th
Porn chips
I bought those weird after dark taco Doritos or whatever they’re called and the 7-11 cashier...
Jul 13th
In the year 2010
At my job we date our client’s cases six months into the future beginning in July so that...
Jul 13th
billhinton:
I just got to work and my co worker said I can...
Jul 13th
nevermindthebolex:
This weekend the lady and I went to Hot...
Jul 13th
What a great weekender bag.
Via Etsy seller DNTX.
Jul 13th
What I assume Christian will be doing our entire Michigan...
Jul 13th
Singing on the phone
“I’m a pickle sitting in a tree.” -My mother
Jul 11th
rickyv:
Amir:
Searching for “walked out” and “bruno” on Twitter is almost as fun and hilarious...
Jul 11th
billhinton:
robtimusprime:
Bill and Romy. So sweet.
Wish...
Jul 11th
I must also mention that
Not only am I eating pizza rolls for dinner, I’m watching 16 and Pregnant and I can’t...
Jul 11th
Low point (part 2)
I just said “Ooooooh, pizza rolls” when I opened the freezer. Knew I kept those in...
Jul 11th
Listen
dandywolves:
aydreeinkosel:
Come Thou Fount by Sufjan Stevens
(via egonzalez)
You can...
Jul 11th
So this happened to my friend
Jul 10th
doinwork:
culturite:
Opening Ceremony | M1 Desert Boot
...
Jul 10th
I have the hugest crush on you*
*Sorry everyone for the mush.
Jul 10th
I am having a pretty good day for quite...
M&M is giving away free M&M cookie ice cream sandwiches on Michigan Ave. I found the...
Jul 10th
On "What would be the worst day ever"
Chris: you get plain spaghetti with a side of isuck soupChris: hold the fun, you ask them
Chris: then they say "get out"
Chris: and you say ok and cry at home
Chris: and brian is making out with a dude on your bed when you get home
Annie: this story would only be better if it was a dude I was dating
Chris: it was!
Chris: all because you dont like eggplant
Chris: and also, your dad is there to visit and he will be staying at your apt for a week
Chris: but there are no clean dishes
Chris: they are making eggplant dishes with them
Chris: and now it's come full circle
Annie: that's everything I hate pretty much
Annie: the only thing that would make it worse is if somehow I had to call back someone for member services who didn't leave their name in an email
Annie: who can't log on because they are DEF entering their password right, the site just "isn't accepting it"
Chris: and ben cue touches the wall of your cube
Chris: and somebody burned popcorn
Annie: and there is an owl infestation
Jul 10th
Listen
saltypancakes:
The Replacements - Can’t Hardly Wait
Hi, I’m 16 again!
Note to self:...
Jul 10th
There is an infinite amount of beautiful places that I want to go to and it’s totally unfair...
Jul 10th
Hey! This room looks like Flapjack!
Photo via Desire to...
Jul 10th
Completely juvenile question
Chris just told me that guys look at and like girls butts more than their boobs…is this true?!
Jul 10th
Jul 10th
Are. you. kidding. me?
Jul 9th
I would like this chair if my room was two times the size it...
Jul 9th
Watch
nevermindthebolex:
One of my favorite commercials.
I often will quote “I’ll call now” (With dumb...
Jul 9th
Cute!
Via Esty seller Tortillagirl.
Jul 9th
Quit biting your cheeks, dummy.
Jul 9th
thinkdrastic:
A Softer World: 458.
Jul 9th
Ash Ode
When I saw you ahead I ran two blocks shouting your name then realizing it wasn’t you but some...
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
On my list of household wants. Porcelain Log vase.
Jul 8th
This has nothing to do with anything at all and although she...
Jul 8th
At about this time, one week from now I’m on my way to...
Jul 8th
agoodstart:
since last time:
Annie hit 100! most everyone...
Jul 8th
Tonight
Walking in the door after work Pajamas on Reheating Chinese food Sitting on the couch Eating...
Jul 8th
The feud continues.
Jul 8th
Amongst other things
These dark chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups are making today better. I will proceed to eat...
Jul 8th
Summer Health and Spending Rules
booksarebetterthanboys: markwetzel: - No Pop. At all. - Eat at least one serving of fruit every...
Jul 8th
A great vacation dress.
(Sorry boys, I’ll probably...
Jul 8th
Who needs to stop looking at dresses...
I just found at least 3 dresses on ModCloth that I’ve seen on other sites and ModCloth is...
Jul 8th
Ugh, this dress is so freaking cute.
Via ModCloth.
Jul 8th
caterpillarcowboy:
thismightsuck:
johnny depp. ugh.
I...
Jul 7th
Saddest moment of the day
Wondering if the woman who changes the toilet paper in the office bathroom makes more money than I...
Jul 7th
“No, I’m Sid.”
“Cinemash kicks off...
Jul 7th
Trying to decide if all of my pieces would fit in this...
Jul 7th
I want a new pair of sneakers. Sneakers are something I love...
Jul 7th
What exactly am I doing with my bangs.
Growing them out? Growing my entire head of hair out? Cutting my hair? Cutting my bangs and...
Jul 7th
On hair dolls
Annie: I am jonesin' for a swim.Chris: We could go swim in MG's pool.
Annie: Yeah, put that on the short list of things I'll never do.
Chris: She'd only want us to swim in her pool so she could collect the hair later.
Jul 7th
Best thing that's happened so far today
Eating a chocolate long john and having to look at the back wall of your cube not facing anyone...
Jul 7th
Yesterday was laundry day. That shirt smelled like Cilantro...
Jul 7th
Swimming
Today my hair smells like the shampoo I used to use after swimming at the pool when I was a little...
Jul 7th
Listen
trappedintime:
Modest Mouse - “Baby Blue Sedan”
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue...
Jul 7th
The IT Crowd
Jen: It just seemed rude not to give him my number. Peter: Hey, I thought you asked for my...
Jul 7th
nevermindthebolex:
More from the 4th: Showing more thigh...
Jul 7th
yasmeen:
I’ll call her Tootsie.
A second time is...
Jul 7th
Chickpea is pretty great.
Jul 7th
(via yasmeen)
It’s Monday, why not a dog in a wig?
Jul 7th
I went to iCream twice this weekend and never managed to get...
Jul 7th
Yes
Am I going to Taco Bell after work?
Jul 6th
So help me god
If I hit my shin on this weird keyboard tray thing under my desk one more time today I am going to...
Jul 6th
Heavy
I could take you, me, and all of our worldly posessions to Italy and back with these bags under my...
Jul 6th
My 2 layer 4th of July cake. I later added an exclamation...
Jul 5th
Watch
How have I not seen this.
Jul 4th
Watch
nevermindthebolex:
I hate True Blood. I’m sorry but I do and this scene is a perfect illustration...
Jul 3rd
Leaving work at 2:25 is good
not having to come back until Monday doesn’t hurt either.
Jul 2nd
(via secretwedding)
That guy looks like a bit of a goober...
Jul 2nd
I’ve posted this before but it’s so very topical...
Jul 2nd
How would one even get Cheez-it crumbs on their shoulder? I don’t know. Don’t look at me...
Jul 2nd
Sounds dirty...
Horoscope for Aquarius: “You could be among those who are truly digging the topsy-turvy...
Jul 2nd
Professional Tourist
White Epcot sweatshirt (estimated purchase date 1996) Layered over red polo shirt Tapered light...
Jul 2nd
Tonight.
Jul 2nd
Yes, that’s right. She really put her name and her...
Jul 2nd
enfanterrible:
all dressed up with nowhere to go…
Jul 2nd
Moss is looking fly.
Jul 2nd
The IT Crowd
“I can’t put it up to 8 Moss! It’ll blow my cock off!” -Roy
Jul 2nd
Chocolate milk for lunch.
Jul 2nd
I need to go shopping
I’ve been drawing clothes and outfits all day.
Jul 1st
Fifty Books for Our Time
Jul 1st
onesong:
iamcup:
thelovelykb:
fuckyeahdexter:
...
Jul 1st
On the topic of Bleeding Heart Bakery
I just realized you can special order a Horchata* cake. Now you know what I want for my birthday (Or...
Jul 1st
I find it funny/pathetic
That the worst thing that’s happening to me today is that Bleeding Heart Bakery hasn’t...
Jul 1st
JGL bringing the cute at the 500 Days of Summer Premiere.
Jul 1st
I want it. Want it.
Kathryn Russell via Desire to Inspire.
Jul 1st
This morning is going well.
Jul 1st