interstellar perversion

2009

2008

Tonight.
Jul 2nd
Yes, that’s right. She really put her name and her...
Jul 2nd
enfanterrible: all dressed up with nowhere to go…
Jul 2nd
Moss is looking fly.
Jul 2nd

The IT Crowd

“I can’t put it up to 8 Moss! It’ll blow my cock off!” -Roy
Jul 2nd
Chocolate milk for lunch.
Jul 2nd

I need to go shopping

I’ve been drawing clothes and outfits all day.
Jul 1st
Fifty Books for Our Time
Jul 1st
onesong: iamcup: thelovelykb: fuckyeahdexter: ...
Jul 1st

On the topic of Bleeding Heart Bakery

I just realized you can special order a Horchata* cake. Now you know what I want for my birthday (Or...
Jul 1st

I find it funny/pathetic

That the worst thing that’s happening to me today is that Bleeding Heart Bakery hasn’t...
Jul 1st
JGL bringing the cute at the 500 Days of Summer Premiere.
Jul 1st
I want it. Want it. Kathryn Russell via Desire to Inspire.
Jul 1st

This morning is going well.

Jul 1st

Worthless

My company’s website has these calendars that employees can print off that have a bunch of...
Jun 30th

Things that will always make your breath...

Cherry Coke Green apple flavored anything
Jun 30th
trixmix: icanmakewaffles: Full Woven Skirt, $38 (American...
Jun 30th
nevermindthebolex: This weekend. 1. I love this...
Jun 30th

Pop quiz, hot shot

Do I feel like throwing up because: a. I woke up at 5:20 b. I ate only Cheez-its and licorice for...
Jun 30th

5:20

What is it about those 43 extra minutes that makes me not feel like total garbage?
Jun 30th
It was a treacherous course.
Jun 30th
And I got some mosquito bites from playing mini-golf in the...
Jun 30th
I had a really great weekend. We (he and I) ate some Mexican...
Jun 30th
I sort of forgot what this all feels like.
Jun 29th
ckck: Iowa. Pretty, pretty, pretty. To say this is not an...
Jun 29th
krankmills: This item? Is called a Cocoon Hammock. Have...
Jun 29th
I miss Beans.
Jun 29th
I’m going to turn my piggy bank money into this.
Jun 29th
David Lynch's guest DJ set for KCRW
Jun 29th
kiyoshimartinez: DeLorean dashboard detail: Check out the...
Jun 27th

I think I could spend my whole day

Laughing my ass off at the photo album from the “I love my husband” group on facebook....
Jun 27th

CUPCAKE ME!

STAT.
Jun 26th
Is it possible to not notice that you’re stressed out? I mean, I don’t have a whole lot...
Jun 26th

Use it wisely

Your cube is across the aisle from mine so when we’re chatting via messenger and you say...
Jun 26th
I want some vintage men’s pajamas like these ones. ...
Jun 26th
Yes please. Now. Via vrfoltz on flickr.
Jun 26th
Hanging out with my Grandma Lego.
Jun 26th
Groupon: $99 for a night at the Hyatt Regency
Jun 26th

Sleepppppppy

Next Tuesday, Thursday, and the following Monday I have to be to work at 7 am. Not cool man. Also,...
Jun 26th
I love this photo (taken by tiny brother’s friend...
Jun 26th
Hey Annie, what’s that you’re eating? Oh,...
Jun 26th
On good authority I have an idea these would look great with...
Jun 26th
“Haha, boner snuggles.”
— interstellar perversion A...
Jun 26th
Listen Listen
katoleary: Kings of Leon - “Sex on Fire” I want to have boner snuggles with this guy’s voice. ...
Jun 26th
This picture from weather.com is cracking me up so hard.
Jun 25th
Wow, super cute little girls room. And from the look of that...
Jun 25th

On "Charlie, I'm coming home"

Chris: farrah fawcett
Chris: dead
Annie: whaaaa
Chris: now she's a true angel
Jun 25th

On shutting up

Annie: just been thinking about this lately
Annie: and the coffee, really, is making me so chatty
Annie: Anything you want to chat about?
Annie: because apparently you're a fat Midwestern woman now who happens to be my best friend
Annie: and your name is Carol or Patty
Annie: Shutting up.
Jun 25th

I'd like to add

That also saying “No” when something is completely inconvenient for me is super...
Jun 25th
Brian: What does 'pontificate' mean?
Bhumi: SEX.
1. Bhumi is wrong
2. Are you asking that because I said pontificate this morning?
Jun 25th
nataliedee: The Midwest’s favorite igloo  Yes, everyone...
Jun 25th

Some things I'm working on (mid-year...

K.I.S.S. - Keep it simple, stupid. I seriously need to work on this. I feel like if I get rid...
Jun 25th
krankmills: fuckyeahstarwars: AT-AT Walker wedding cake...
Jun 25th
I must be in major summer/vacation mode because this bag is...
Jun 25th
Let’s just be honest, I might as well bake a chocolate...
Jun 25th

You know, it's sort of magical and all.

I wish that I had never read the Harry Potter books because I feel like they would be the best...
Jun 25th
I am really interested in this. Via.
Jun 24th
lookmom: YO. I don’t talk about work stuff too much on...
Jun 24th
What was that I said about a grey suit? Oh yeah, get one. ...
Jun 24th

I want to drive 3 hours to Dubuque

and get a frozen yogurt swirl cone and a waffle cone with mint chocolate chip ice cream from...
Jun 24th
Just dreaming about vacation in Michigan in less than 3...
Jun 24th

You know it's going to be a long day

when you tell a person on a voicemail to shut up because they’re being annoying.
Jun 24th

Strange things I like the smell of:

Scotch tape My Little Ponies Covergirl pressed powder
Jun 24th

Donut of the week

The chocolate long john.
Jun 24th
Hmm dilemma, I’ve heard at least 3 of the songs on...
Jun 23rd

First album title:

One too many two’s.
Jun 23rd
nevermindthebolex: I really want the next season of Dexter...
Jun 23rd
abbyabby has some very great but very expensive fabric.
Jun 23rd

WIG (Work Induced Grumpiness)

I’m in a really great mood today but I need to leave work before this turns around.
Jun 23rd
Married to the Sea.
Jun 23rd

How to tell if a peach is ripe:

bite into it ya dummy.
Jun 23rd
If you are male, you should own a grey suit. Just look at...
Jun 23rd

Quoting myself (part seven)

“Conundrum. My headset is stuck in my hair.”
Jun 23rd
Bellen!
Jun 23rd
And these shoes could be on your feet! via
Jun 23rd
See, look at me! I’m a nice jacket. Via
Jun 23rd

Hi, my name is Nine West

and I’m having a sale now that you’re broke. I’m a huge dick.
Jun 23rd

On Ed

Chris: Ed McMahon died!
Chris: goodnight sweet prince
Annie: ooooh no good
Annie: RIP, we should pour one out for him
Annie: like a coffee or a metamucil laced OJ
Jun 23rd

Do you know this?

If I change the starting point in iTunes on a song and then burn the song to a CD, will it be the...
Jun 23rd
Skee-ball. 9 balls for 25 cents.
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd
Don’t ride this backward.
Jun 23rd

On it's not a spoiler if it's history.

Chris: I was going to rent Milk On Demand last night but I couldn't pull the trigger.
Annie: Was that a pun?
Chris: What are you talking about?
Annie: Because he gets shot in the head.
Chris: What?!
Jun 22nd
As a “totally looks like”- Amirite?
Jun 22nd
caterpillarcowboy: I just shared all of my likes. Mainly...
Jun 22nd
“Don’t tell women to smile. No woman has ever said to another...”
— “1001 Things I Hate”,...
Jun 22nd

The best thing I've done today

is print off a calendar and highlighted my vacation days in July.
Jun 22nd

I want

To be on vacation A salad Frozen lemonade A clean bedroom Those two cookies I left sitting on...
Jun 22nd
Would you call this an instant Sci-Fi classic? I would.
Jun 22nd
I haven’t cooked in what seems like weeks. I should...
Jun 22nd
Listen Listen
nevermindthebolex: The Smiths - Asleep Sing me to sleep I’m tired and I I want to go to bed Do...
Jun 22nd
Vacation post: You are here.
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
Vacation post: I am interested in having these shoes. ...
Jun 21st
Vacation post: There’s a good chance I am riding this...
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
Vacation post: Shut your mouth. This place is pretty. Via...
Jun 19th
Vacation post: Here are some logs. You can whittle them. ...
Jun 19th
Vacation post: I’m obsessed with the idea of buying a...
Jun 19th
Vacation post: Seriously missing this.
Jun 19th

I'm getting the heck out of dodge.

You can miss me lots but I have some posts scheduled but I’ll be back before you know it.
Jun 19th
Ok, seriously, that’s it. But c’mon this outfit...
Jun 18th
Even more photos from that awesome wedding here.
Jun 18th
A circus themed wedding. You cute assholes! Via.
Jun 18th

Overheard at Dominick's

Man #1 (holding a sign that says “Unbelievable deal”): Is this right?! Dean Cain:...
Jun 18th

Bodies of water

Wow, being an adult and trying to plan an actual vacation is hard. Have you ever been somewhere...
Jun 18th

Links for you:

US Today interview with Woody Allen. David Lynch is writing a rock album. Your favorite thing...
Jun 18th
Can’t forget this guy. Ignore that line down the...
Jun 18th
And here’s another.
Jun 18th
I just got my first roll of film back today and I forgot...
Jun 18th
redorangeorangeonred: want ennuipartie: in my mouth. If...
Jun 17th

On eating free deep dish pizza

Chris: God, this thing is leaking more than my first wife.
Annie: Did you just say "more than my first wife"? Who are you? Drew Peterson?
Jun 17th
My annoying job related phrase that is equivalent to The IT Crowd’s “Have you tried...
Jun 17th
peterostrander: I won’t be attending Lollapalooza this year,...
Jun 17th

Listen:

If today could get over and I could go spend some time with this boy I like, I’d be happier...
Jun 17th

True Story:

jss: Yesterday, after spending an afternoon hating myself for the impromptu McDonald’s lunch I...
Jun 17th
Seriously, so excellent*!!! *I’m apparently the...
Jun 17th

On babes

Chris: you know who always did it for me
Annie: oprah?
Jun 17th
If I had some sort of guest room I’d buy this...
Jun 17th

My newest thing

When I’m nervous or doing something completely routine (walking to get tea before work, blow...
Jun 17th
I’m baking you something.
Jun 16th
brerfly: This one is for Fallie. hey-y-owls: Eaurasian...
Jun 16th
How about we buy a chunk of land, buy an ultra modern...
Jun 16th

Today

Saw Martin Short Had a bit of my bra peeking out of my dress…and I had my bi-annual...
Jun 16th
I think I’m having a bad day. I can’t really tell. Bad isn’t the right word. Off?...
Jun 16th

On BFF

Brian: Did you just segue from Hey Jealousy to the Filet o'fish song?
Annie: Indubes baby, indubes.
Brian: Annnnd that is why you're my best friend.
Jun 16th

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

“Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.” -Andrew
Jun 16th
Listen Listen
The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition (A repost, orignally posted on February 28) “So stay...
Jun 16th

Oh, whoops

I bought it.
Jun 16th
After work snack, killing the last cupcake from Bleeding...
Jun 15th
Should I just freaking buy this already?
Jun 15th
I really want a turkey sandwich. Turkey isn’t meat right? It’s made of vegetables I...
Jun 15th

#logansquare

annicka: did any of y’all hear the buttload of fireworks late last night? it woke me up and i was...
Jun 15th
I want these in every color. Damn it.
Jun 15th

I left my cell phone at home today

and now I’m compulsively making lists of things to do, pack, buy. Gotta fill up that phone...
Jun 15th
I’m quitting my job and moving to Greece. You’re...
Jun 15th
Listen Listen
almostnever: three50eight: ohhellno: delbertshoopman: When In Rome: The Promise I’m sorry,...
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
This is Christian’s tortoise, Annie Hall. I only like her a little bit because we have the...
Jun 13th
almostnever: Roommate photo day. I just remembered this. We...
Jun 12th
nevermindthebolex: Scott Pilgrim + dog ear A pretty good...
Jun 12th

On DOMA

“Ok… Look, I know it sounds like the LGBT community is pulling our best Veruka Salt...
Jun 12th

We're going to totally suck

I’m going to start a band called Give Up The Ghost! (the exclamation point is very important...
Jun 12th
agoodstart: anniehinton: Will you take me on a date to...
Jun 12th

Where'd I put my blue sparkly pant suit?

Today something exploded behind our apartment and I couldn’t use a blow dryer or a hair...
Jun 12th

Peep

One of the clues on the crossword today is “Chick’s Noise”. I feel like some...
Jun 12th
(Sorry for the overload) Summer want: Guiseppe Zanotti...
Jun 12th
Summer want: Marc by Marc Jacobs voile top.
Jun 12th
Summer want: Theory khaki shorts
Jun 12th
Summer want: Peach Marc by Marc Jacobs dress. Would look...
Jun 12th
Summer want: Mike & Chris oxford shorts. I’m...
Jun 12th
Will you take me on a date to see this? Even if you think...
Jun 12th

On that note

I really need to buy Freaks and Geeks but (and this is a testament to how awesome it is, of course)...
Jun 12th

Freaks and Geeks

Neal: So I wake up this morning, and guess what is sitting on the end of my bed? Bill: A turd? Neal:...
Jun 12th

You guys

I am having the weirdest effing day of my life.
Jun 12th
I used to really believe that everybody was a dissenter of their own universe, like we’re all...
Jun 12th

hygiene.

Brian: I just flossed my teeth. They feel so gooood.
Annie: Oh I know, I did that last week.
(Disclaimer! It hasn't even been a week!)
Jun 12th
I am 100% wishing it was Friday night.
Jun 11th
krankmills: unicornfandance: if bradley cooper is the guy...
Jun 11th

I ♥ ♥

Jun 11th
Why does a 24 year old woman need a tiny chair? Why not?...
Jun 11th
nevermindthebolex: Jim Datz’s illustrated map of Manhattan. ...
Jun 11th
Will you take me? Then we can buy this and remember it...
Jun 11th
krankmills: imkevin:jeffrubinjeffrubin: Happy 120th...
Jun 11th

On how low is too low?

Annie: (via text) Too lazy to leave my room but [redacted info]
Brian: Hahaha god we are worthless people.
Annie: Yeah texting each other from the bedrooms is pretty low, even for us.
Brian: I feel like we've done worse. Maybe not. Did you participate in the month long Dawsons Creek marathon in Iowa City?
Annie: I watched many episodes.
Brian: Low.
Annie: This is like one inch higher with the Limbo pole. Two inches from never bathing again and getting cats who pee on everything.
Brian: Which reminds me I should probably shower.
Jun 11th
Hey fat face, just think that if your life were totally (and...
Jun 11th
Holy shit. Look at those floors and that irresistibly long...
Jun 11th

Baking idea

Cashew butter cookies with caramel ice cream sandwiched in between.
Jun 11th
Listen Listen
Grizzly Bear - Don’t Ask (Final Fantasy Remix) If it stopped raining I would try to listen to...
Jun 11th
I bought this photo from an antique store when I lived in...
Jun 11th

Put zem ova zerr

Please, please, please. For the love of my sanity, if you’re filming a movie that is set in a...
Jun 11th
Maybe if I didn’t spend 50 dollars on graphic novels...
Jun 11th
Fuck, that’s gross. Maybe because people know how to...
Jun 11th
Warch Watch
Last Day Dream by Chris Milk Can’t watch this at work but I am totally intrigued.
Jun 10th
krankmills: ...
Jun 10th

I find it ironically hilarious

that a co-worker that I’ve never seen smile (ever) feels the need to take such good care of...
Jun 10th
“I think women are so used to seeing people get picked...”
— the realest socks in the game:...
Jun 10th

Weird things I'm doing today

Learning to write backwards in cursive Leaning my head back with my mouth open, staring at the...
Jun 10th

Only Wednesday eh?

My boss just gave me a stack of about 30 client records to enter into the database*. Gross. *Way...
Jun 10th
Summer wants (not needs) Drawstring hoodie dress. It will...
Jun 10th
Summer wants (not needs). Gingham shorts.
Jun 10th
You aaah.
Jun 10th
Chris:...
Jun 10th

I just want

it to be Saturday and I want to be sleeping still and then I want to wake up and get breakfast.
Jun 10th

On chicken nuggets and balance

Annie: I have The Reader to watch. Didn't you say it was sad?
Brian: Yeah, it was really sad.
Annie: Well, I have chicken nuggets at home so that's ok.
Brian: Balances it out.
Jun 10th
Listen Listen
PlayRadioPlay! - I’m A Pirate, You Are A Princess Windows down music.
Jun 10th
This American Life, Go Ask Your Father
Jun 10th

I can see you in the shower, too.

A woman just asked me if I could see what she was doing on her computer.
Jun 9th
Current celebrity crush, Chris O’Dowd.
Jun 9th
Work is so boring today and I want to get out of the city so...
Jun 9th
Speaking of small notebooks, I was at Border’s...
Jun 9th

Things I buy a lot of but never need

Small notebooks Candy Nail polish I am an 8 year old girl
Jun 9th

Messed up revelation of the day

Sometimes when clients are particularly nice, I enjoy my job.
Jun 9th
caterpillarcowboy: jennyalison: sporkorfoon: Has...
Jun 9th
Scott Pilgrim I love you. But so help me god if you take...
Jun 9th
maryrambin: Proper fit, Perfect Price - Proper Cloth ...
Jun 9th

I just ate a chocolate sprinkle donut

I already miss him so much.
Jun 9th
I love grey. Carolyn Barber via Desire to Inspire.
Jun 9th
This is essentially what happens when you get me into a...
Jun 9th
Warch Watch
Have you seen The Baxter? Well, you should. I forgot how greatly cute it is.
Jun 9th
I used to be in college and I think I’m just going to...
Jun 9th
Listen Listen
trixmix: Kate Nash - Nicest Thing Currently my new favorite discovery and song. “All i know is...
Jun 9th
Listen Listen
Cat Power - Wild is the Wind (Nina Simone cover) Like a leaf clings To a tree Oh my darling, Cling...
Jun 9th
Listen Listen
Cat Power - Sea of Love (I posted this around Valentine’s Day but I’m going to listen...
Jun 9th
Hey look what was waiting at home for me after work! (I...
Jun 8th
I hardly wear sneakers but these are yellow and I want them....
Jun 8th
Warch Watch
The Cure - Just Like Heaven (from the MTV video archive)
Jun 8th
Chris: do you see virgin mary on this AC unit? Annie: No I...
Jun 8th

She was only a whiskey maker, but he...

Jun 8th

one of my best friends from middle/high...

markuswalcott: rough stuff people.  The only way to fix this is to say “After I had sex with...
Jun 8th

This American Life, Notes on Camp

Girl 1: Jamie, don’t eat at dinner. Jamie: But it’s pizza night!
Jun 6th

7:30

I would rather be vomiting copious amounts of blood than be awake right now.
Jun 6th
ASW.
Jun 6th
hintonian19: Just added to Showtime On Demand.  Been wanting...
Jun 6th

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Clifford: A strange man defecated on my sister. Wendy: …why? Clifford: I don’t know....
Jun 6th

The IT Crowd

Roy: What would you say to a big girl’s night out? Moss: How big are the girls?
Jun 6th
Listen Listen
Telekinesis - Coast of Carolina I can see you, yes I can I can feel you holding my hand Left at...
Jun 6th

Today

I sort of feel like how I think Charlie Brown would have felt if he finally got to kick the...
Jun 5th
sweetiepie: abutterscotchsundae: via simply grove
Jun 5th

On Meow Mix

Annie: meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow.
Annie: Translation: I want meow mix, I want meow mix, I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.
Jun 5th

Weekend agenda

Bake cookies and banana bread Watch Cry-Baby and True Blood Avoid buying all of the Scott...
Jun 5th
hintonian19: Peanut Love!
Jun 5th
I like to look at dogs that are up for adoption online. This...
Jun 5th
I love this room but I’m not sure why. I hate that the...
Jun 5th
We should try this sometime. (Sinatra and Farrow at...
Jun 5th
Brad Neely, making me laugh on a Friday.
Jun 5th

National Donut Day

Means a free donut from Dunkin’ Donuts.
Jun 5th
classicwater: FerrariGuyForHire.com this shit is so...
Jun 4th

On Chipotle

Annie: I saw a woman coming out of Chipotle with a huge mole on the back of her thigh and it looked like a turd stain
Chris: ahah
Annie: now, tell me, what is the grossest part of that sentence?
Chris: haha
Chris: chipotle
Annie: Yep
Jun 4th
Is Conan’s new set a nod to Super Mario Brothers? ...
Jun 4th
I have a bad habit of not washing fruit before I eat it.
Jun 4th
3 Frame Movies
Jun 4th
Easter Eggs in Pixar's Up
Jun 4th
billhinton: Added to instant view. Thanks netflix! ...
Jun 4th

Just

wearing my shoes on the wrong feet.
Jun 4th
Someone killed Bill!
Jun 4th

Chocolate

Annie: I need to mention that I just turned my keyboard upside down because it was nast
Annie: and what should fall out but some chocolate shavings
Annie: did I eat them?
Annie: stay tuned.
Annie: (No)
Jun 4th
American Elf.
Jun 4th
fishy: anniehinton: Midweek midday boost. Annie. I’ve...
Jun 4th
Listen Listen
Devotchka - How It Ends I’m pretty sure this is supposed to be a sad song but it makes me...
Jun 4th
Midweek midday boost.
Jun 4th

Mom

You don’t read this but I like it when you’re happy and you laugh. So don’t stop...
Jun 4th
I like being short…until I see women with legs that...
Jun 3rd
I want these yellow TOMS but I will not buy them. Nope,...
Jun 3rd
(via fuckyeahkdunst) I know a lot of people hate Kirsten...
Jun 3rd

My personal hell

would be to die and wake up at the start of National Running Day every single day for eternity.
Jun 3rd
Listen Listen
yym: Ingrid Michaelson - You and I Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach...
Jun 3rd
We The Robots is on pause for an indefinite amount of...
Jun 3rd
The Bad Chemicals.
Jun 3rd
Cute, cute, cute! I think I liked it better than Wall*E and...
Jun 3rd

5:40 is not 6:00.

Why can’t I just stay sleeping until my alarm goes off?
Jun 3rd
This was me one day ago. Annie of the past*! *I guess...
Jun 3rd
endlessbagofgold: A Knights Tale has been coming up a lot...
Jun 3rd

On Passwords

Chris: Password: goose, Password Hint: who do you hunt?
Annie: Password: people
Annie: this just got awkward
Jun 2nd
My mom knows I love peonies so she sent me a photo of one of...
Jun 2nd
classicwater: yvynyl: David Lynch’s “The Interview...
Jun 2nd

Hey!

Quit touching my goddamn cube you friggin’ Dwight Schrute look-a-like weirdo.
Jun 2nd
Can you still buy Great White pops in stores? All (googling)...
Jun 2nd
Bellen!
Jun 2nd
I’ve been in the market for a graphic tee for a while so I decided to buy a Patrick Jilbert...
Jun 2nd

I would be the worst cop

I eat a lot of sugary food but nothing makes me feel like more of a fat ass than eating a donut.
Jun 2nd
(via sweetiepie)
Jun 2nd
Check out this gallery of never before published photos of...
Jun 2nd
Oh you did? Oh, we’re not friends anymore.
Jun 2nd
“Sweet, let’s go rub our parts together!” -Casey, Party Down
Jun 1st

What am I? 100?

Some woman just called me Sandy four times on the phone.
Jun 1st

Top three things I've done at work today

Made funny faces by myself directed at the computer screen. Think O and EEE faces. Made bubble...
Jun 1st

What the shit?

I was coming back from lunch and then felt something sort of weird with my sandal and looked down...
Jun 1st
Well geez. Photo via.
Jun 1st
ASW.
Jun 1st
I wish everyone would watch Party Down. I only have one...
Jun 1st
From Gig Posters Volume I.
Jun 1st

Does it have pictures?

The next time I go to the library I’m checking out like 5 children’s books.
Jun 1st
I’m obsessed with these boy’s shorts. Nan, buy...
Jun 1st
I wish these were flats, not kitten heels. Well, that means...
Jun 1st

I need a spam net

I’ve been getting a ton of spam e-mails that aren’t going to the spam folder. It is...
Jun 1st
Best donut shape: Bowtie. Photo via.
Jun 1st