interstellar perversion

2009

2008

Check out this thunder under the covers type hairdo...
Jun 1st
This is what I saw the other night when I was driving home....
Jun 1st
I took this deer drawing from my parents house with the...
May 31st
Warch Watch
I’m watching That Thing You Do, feeling retro, and although the quality of this video sucks...
May 31st
Early evening snack: root beer float.
May 31st
Did you know I have a widow’s peak?
May 31st
Seriously, I want to know.
May 30th
“One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.”...
May 30th
I found this picture in my livejournal*, I carved this into...
May 30th

The Glasses

George: Jerry, what do you think? Jerry: I think these women would be pretty good...
May 30th
endlessbagofgold: anniehinton: When I walk next to the train as it’s pulling away I always get...
May 29th

I won Conan tickets for July 10!

Uhhh too bad the flight would cost me 300+ dollars. I have two tickets which means if you can get...
May 29th

Grocery list

This is my shopping list, don’t care? Shut it. Grape tomatoes Quinoa Avocado Corn on the...
May 29th

The seemingly impossible has happened

I am hungry out of boredom with my work.
May 29th
I need to get a picnic basket. Why? I don’t know. I...
May 29th
When I walk next to the train as it’s pulling away I always get the undying urge to reach out...
May 29th

On repeat

The Jazz June - Get on the Bus Allison Weiss - The End Owen - Good Deeds She & Him -...
May 29th
jss: sade: I don’t really feel like tumblin’ today, guys. ...
May 29th

Hey, everyone ever has sweated in this...

Is there anything more disgusting and frustrating than trying to book a hotel room?!
May 29th

Animals

I don’t care if you eat meat or if you don’t eat meat. I don’t judge. That is...
May 29th
Hey boys, stick these on your face and you’ll...
May 28th
Considering attempting to bake a cake similar to this this...
May 28th
“On finding someone to trust: People don’t laugh when they’re...”
— Rules of Thumb (via...
May 28th

My new thing

Is to act like movie characters are my friends and use their plot lines in conversation. For...
May 28th

Even more curious now

What side of the space bar is more worn down? Mine is worn down on the right, I don’t think I...
May 28th

Curious

Do you ever use the shift key on the left side of the keyboard? EDIT: I should say, I never do.
May 28th
I want a scarf like this. Anyone know where I can get one...
May 28th

Scents you need to leave at home:

Patchouli Patchouli Patchouli Farts
May 28th

I'm all out of luck

May 28th
Via Monica Canilao.
May 28th
Will you post this in the paper if I go missing, please?
May 28th

ajh1234 has entered the room

I think someone needs to start a website that has chat rooms where you can just sit there and...
May 28th

Laundry Bomb

My room is a disaster zone of clean clothes and today was just crumby enough that I can’t...
May 28th
A staircase
May 27th

Voicemail I just received:

“Hey this is Tom, the cow is laying in the bottom if that’s what she was calling about,...
May 27th

Skins

Michelle: We were good, weren’t we? Tony: We were better than that.
May 27th
December in Michigan via Jen Merrill.
May 27th
Via Deth P. Sun.
May 27th

POT KETTLE BLACK

May 27th
Warch Watch
kiyoshimartinez: Pygmy jerboa- OH HAI! Via Neatorama. What the hell!? He’s awesome.
May 27th
Let us talk about the Milky Way Midnight bar. I love candy...
May 27th
I’m sort of desperate for a red with white polka dot...
May 26th
Uh, game over. I closed the window when I got to this one. ...
May 26th
Killer staircase in this Chicago home.
May 26th
Cameron’s house is for sale! This is definitely one...
May 26th

Bet on no.

I bought myself a soda and a candy bar so I can enjoy them later when I get home. T-Minus 2.5 hours...
May 26th
Listen Listen
jss: folkinz: pat benatar: love is a battlefield Pat gets a reblog EVERY TIME.  Pat, you know...
May 26th
This is an excellent outfit for a boy. Photo via JJ.
May 26th
enfanterrible: love menswear right now… fuckyeahkdunst: ...
May 26th
Best place on earth.
May 26th

VBLT RBF

I’m just going to eat veggie BLTs and root beer floats for the rest of the week. See you in...
May 26th
Super cute dress from the Collette Patterns site. Maybe...
May 26th
I bet you a million dollars you will like this movie if you...
May 26th
Dubuque is pretty and looks like a movie set sometimes.
May 26th
(via skinsftw) Skins is so awesome, in case you...
May 26th

Low point

Wow. I was just making some Kraft mac and cheese and I saw they had a contest where you can enter a...
May 25th
And this crazy haired baby.
May 25th
And this two headed doggie hybrid.
May 25th
I also found this broken heart rock.
May 25th
Check out this snake I saw yesterday just slithering his day...
May 25th
It’s not very sunny today.
May 25th
Snickers Blizzard, Fries, and Onion Rings.  5 star meal.
May 25th
Between Iowa and Illinois.
May 25th
FYI, Beans is the best dog of all time.
May 25th
Somehow this happened.
May 25th
“Burger alert!” -Theo Huxtable (in regards to a sexy woman walking by)
May 24th

Little Miss Sunshine

Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty? Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Olive:...
May 24th
hintonian19: Romy and my sister Annie as zombies. Made this...
May 24th
“I like the dark part of the night, after midnight and before...”
— Dave Eggers-A Heartbreaking...
May 24th
elisha: Memorial Day BBQ: Short shorts and plaid. Sadder...
May 23rd

Jelly fish knees

I cannot possibly be the only person in the world who knows someone who they could never say no to....
May 23rd
Airplane
May 22nd
Packing.
May 22nd

Bonehead

dearoldlove: Forgive me for wanting to bone you all the time. For real.
May 22nd

oven.

fishy: I’m thinking it wasn’t the best idea to wait until late afternoon on an 80-degree day to bake...
May 21st
I went to the beach today. A few talking points: This...
May 21st

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.

I have absolutely no option to stay in the house today because there is a JACK HAMMER OUTSIDE AND IT...
May 21st
Listen Listen
dandywolves: tarajuku: jspurg: riotgirl: keepmehonest: iamwatercolor: I felt I was on...
May 21st

Hot Dog

dearoldlove: Chicago will always smell like you.
May 21st
This afternoon.
May 21st
Getting a lot of use out of the free flowers at my...
May 21st
So I love vacation so far. I know it’s super nice out and I should probably be, like, sitting...
May 20th
Bring on Summer where wearing nearly nothing is totally...
May 20th
trixmix: nevermindthebolex: I’m finally going to bike to work today. Excited in theory. Not So...
May 20th

I'm on vacationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

May 20th
Neat!
May 20th
Listen Listen
dandywolves: indierawk: Ben Kweller - How It Should Be (Sha Sha). SONGS THAT REMIND ME OF...
May 20th
doinwork: sade: Matt, should we get matching shirts? ...
May 20th
endlessbagofgold: “I DON’T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT ASS...
May 20th
gregb: mrc: Brachiosaurus Blackhawk: Take that, Spirit...
May 20th
Hi! I’m watching this.
May 20th
May 19th
I absolutely do not trust people who are cold all of the time. Not one bit. Ya damn snakey freaks.
May 19th

Roly Poly Fish Heads

Yesterday I forgot my keys at home so I had to wait for Nan to come home and let me in and today I...
May 19th
yvynyl: davidhoffman: Passion Pit’s debut LP dropped...
May 19th

Bleeeeeeeeegh

Lately Netflix will say something is available now and I’ll be super excited that it’s...
May 19th
Tomorrow I start a six day vacation. I will be in Iowa on Friday and Saturday returing to Chicago on...
May 19th
Listen Listen
yym: Noah and the Whale - 5 Years Time Hey Annie, are you still accepting submissions to your...
May 19th
“Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I...
May 19th
Jukebox
May 19th

je tu il nous vous ils

Why is it when I watch French films I become totally gullible. Like, oh yeahhhhhhhh I could totally...
May 19th
“You’re one of the few good peaches in a world full of rotten fruit, mom.” ...
May 19th
sharingtime: thedailywhat: Papercraft of the Day: IT...
May 18th
classicwater: pterodactyls: Snake ‘N’ Bacon, from my...
May 18th
“Jamye Flowers Coplin (Gemini astronaut Gordon...
May 18th
elbee103: unicornology: (via amandoline:bellavita) Pretty...
May 18th
I’m trying to perfect the fishtail braid, how futile, my hair is too layered for that sort of...
May 18th
I think it would be really fun if you used Google Maps to...
May 18th
Last night I watched Encounters at the End of the World and they said that the scientists in...
May 18th

\\//,

Has anyone not seen Star Trek yet? Do you want to see it with me on Tuesday?
May 18th
May 18th

Where are you?

May 18th
May 17th
“I think it would be cool like, in a movie if you were like, in a two piece bikini and you...
May 17th

Why I love movies

hintonian19: anniehinton: This weekend I have been to The UK France Antarctica Barcelona ...
May 17th

Why I love movies

This weekend I have been to The UK France Antarctica Barcelona New York City
May 17th
hintonian19: This movie is awesome! And its on Netflix...
May 17th
I wore my ultra preppy tennis vest yesterday.
May 17th
“Would I blow everyone’s mind if I ate dessert first?” -Maurice Moss, The IT...
May 17th
The bottom.
May 17th
billhinton: My sister and I both had one. We were just...
May 17th
Listen Listen
nevermindthebolex: Black Kids - I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You I know...
May 17th
I accidentally rewatched The Puffy Chair today (Netflix...
May 16th

Phrases

If you’re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds can you still bite your tongue?
May 16th

Treats

I’m buying myself some goddamn flowers and chocolate cake today.
May 16th
Listen Listen
Soko - I Will Never Love You More
May 16th
This is Soko. Jesus Christ, give me a break. She and I...
May 16th
Listen Listen
Soko - I’ll Kill Her Bad. Ass.
May 16th

Revenge

Since the people who live above me MUST be loud at night on the weekdays I am playing some really...
May 16th
doinwork: 24hoursofmelissa: (via unsolvedmysteries) This...
May 16th

Minor Surgery

Who thinks they would have a lot of fun coming over to my house and putting my old hard drive into...
May 16th
We have Lily of the Valley that grow next to the walkway to...
May 16th
Listen Listen
jss: onemoretimewithfeeling: This is my….what are the kids calling it these days? Oh right. Jam....
May 15th
These aren’t totally my style but it is the...
May 15th
They have these cool comic book pages that have been edited...
May 15th
I love Cheez-its. “So why don’t you marry...
May 15th
With Brandy and Crystal.
May 15th

Living in a dream world

I am so excited to get off work, come home, and get back into my bed. Yes, it is only 6 AM.
May 15th
Warch Watch
dandywolves: scout: brightlywound:rheagan:beeslyposse: Office Finale Hospital Scene. CUTE....
May 15th
And we played Uno. I won this round.
May 15th
It was empty, which was nice.
May 15th
We went to a dive bar in Logan Square Wicker Park (Zakopane)...
May 15th
My little brother just left. His visit was nice, much...
May 15th
(via billhinton) Because I didn’t have to work I got...
May 14th
Listen Listen
Muse - Blackout I wish you could listen to music under water because I would listen to this,...
May 14th
I am off of work today because my brother is in town. And what a good day for it.
May 14th
The cupcakes are better on day 2.
May 13th
“Today I went to listen to my ipod but it was out of...”
— My Life Is Average.com (via...
May 13th
Oh hello tiny brother on his way to see me. (There’s...
May 13th
Socially awkward penguin.
May 13th
Warch Watch
agoodstart: I was so happy to see the Target Lady on last weekend’s SNL.  it’s been too long since...
May 13th
The doors were opening.
May 13th

Mitch grab Hobie, get on the Scarab

I just remembered the episode of Baywatch where some people get stuck in underwater caves. After...
May 13th
I want to try this Chanel perfume. You could buy it for me...
May 13th
billhinton: Beans. Beans is the best dog. Always. I love...
May 13th
“With these perfect tree branches, though, there’s bound to be a lynching. With the...
May 13th

Bandana Sandwich

Saying ‘Hulk Hoagie’ to myself is making me crack up so hard right now. Hulk Hoagie!
May 13th
Damn, girl! I have to keep growing my hair out. I have to...
May 13th

Why are people annoying?

Thankfully I stopped for a donut on the way to work, today would be starting out terribly at the...
May 13th
Aaaaaaaaand I know I just made cupcakes but right now...
May 13th
I made the cupcakes! They are OK, not my favorite....
May 13th

I am replacing swear words with the word...

Oh figs! Fig or get off the pot. Holy figs! Shut your figging mouth.
May 12th
Listen Listen
agoodstart: the jackson 5 - I want you back well, here’s one.  Ohhhh baby, give me one more...
May 12th
“i’m actually very creepy. i have four toes. i grew up in an...”
— the real creed bratton...
May 12th

Today is a huge pain in my...

May 12th

Songs I want to hear:

The Jackson 5 - I want you back The Shangri-Las - Leader of the Pack The Chordettes -...
May 12th

On boning Paul Rudd

Chris: because you want to bone paul rudd
Annie: No I do not want to bone Paul Rudd, I want to date, marry and have children with Paul Rudd
Annie: there is a difference!
May 12th

Should I bake

Pink lemonade cupcakes or peanut butter white chocolate chip cookies?
May 12th
So good (except the cowboy hat). Morten Holtum via Desire...
May 12th
“How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?”  -Daryl, Adventures in Babysitting
May 12th

pfffffffffffffffffffffbtttt

I’m wearing my grey corduroys today. They make my legs look like elephant trunks. I should get...
May 12th

Complaint #413

whitewhine: “Ugh, another cloudy day?  I have had transitions lenses for three days now and I have...
May 12th
Listen Listen
Beck - Lost Cause
May 12th
This is one of my favorite views of Chicago. Probably...
May 12th
“Oh, Ed. You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then. “ -Grace
May 11th
How to use the three seashells
May 11th

On Falafel

Annie: I think I want falaf today
Chris: flaffo
Annie: FOLOFFAL
Chris: fauxlaughill
Annie: Foeloffell
May 11th
arteffect: gregbrown: Peanuts comic strip from February...
May 11th
Please vote for my video! Its the third one...
May 11th
Shia the Beef, why you gotta be so cute? You can’t...
May 11th

no.

The thing that bothers me most in life is that there is no way to say no to certain people without...
May 11th
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the...”
— -Mark Twain (via nechamaelle)...
May 11th
agoodstart: anniehinton: Sorry for posting a photo of my...
May 11th
billhinton: Happened the other night. She proceeded to get...
May 11th
Warch Watch
aodine: louobedlam: withafunnyheart: lessons learned - matt and kim I only just heard about...
May 10th
Rock Salt in a Shotgun
May 10th
Sorry for posting a photo of my mug two days in a row but...
May 10th

Movie club idea:

Every week someone brings a favorite movie of theirs from childhood that is slightly obscure/no one...
May 10th
Warch Watch
Brian: YES NEW TAYLOR SWIFT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4FFkMz978 Annie: oh my dear god. did...
May 9th
If I think about broken noses I feel like vomiting.
May 9th

Hurrah!

billhinton: Did my 5k in 23:34. Cut two minutes off my normal time. Ecstatic. 21 slushies on me!
May 9th
hintonian19: courtneyanne: hintonian19: In the new event...
May 9th
hintonian19: Elf exit! Chubby chub.
May 9th

On Fox Programming

Matt: haaaaaaaaaaal'
Annie: what're you? the mom from Malcom in the Middle?
May 9th
Check me out in my cube. Check it, check it. Working sucks. ...
May 9th

Come on,

Wahla =/= VOILA
May 8th
You know why don’t you buy 14 dollar lipstick? Because...
May 8th
fishy: morebetter: Battle Mint Chip  (submitted by...
May 8th

Lunch

“I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. Might as well be dinner.” -Michael...
May 8th
caterpillarcowboy: hiten: rorymarinich: Holy shit, I...
May 8th

There's a fuckyeahowls tumblr.

Go to hell.
May 8th
“We tend to assume that if a woman has larger breasts, she’ll...”
— Dr. Linda Papadopoulos This...
May 8th
How to tell if an orange has gone bad.?
May 8th
Voxtrot - The Start of Something (via Hypem)
May 8th

I want

A glass of chocolate milk To go walking on a wooded trail (very wooded, like the Mines of Spain)...
May 8th
I have my eye on this white linen dress from F21. I might...
May 8th
I am loving Gavin & Stacey. I love when Stacey says...
May 8th
Listen Listen
Modest Mouse - Cowboy Dan “I got mine, but I want more.”
May 8th

Click

I just won an auction for a new lens for my 35mm camera (my other one had a broken focus ring) and I...
May 8th
I will make an excellent wife because I can cook such...
May 8th
caterpillarcowboy: joansimpson: I am in love. I almost...
May 7th
Koalas. via
May 7th

Sunny

The weather is killer today. And I just had mint chocolate chip ice cream. And it was green. And it...
May 7th

Frustrating event of the day:

Eating yogurt with a fork and not being able to get the last of it at the bottom of the container.
May 7th

RE: Make Me a Supermodel

“The strangest part of the segment -and given that it also contains genital bleeding, this...
May 7th
Design Your Life Interview
May 7th
billhinton: bunkercomplex: Batman’s greatest villain. ...
May 7th
Warch Watch
Trailer for Humpday. I’ve always had a crush on Mark Duplass.
May 7th
Let’s start a fire. (Used my Pentax lens for my film...
May 7th

Not saying this happened to me or...

I once told my older brother that the sign of a true (inner) fattie is a person who has a chocolate...
May 7th
Listen Listen
dearworld: retuta: Iron and Wine [Flightless Bird, American Mouth] Perfect for a rainy day....
May 7th
This American Life Encore Screening
May 7th
It just rained really hard in Chicago. The ceiling was...
May 6th

So,

billhinton: as I was getting ready to leave for work today I noticed that their was a cup sitting...
May 6th
saltypancakes: “PULL OVER! They have masks.”  I wish it was...
May 6th
Dandelions: The Edible Weed
May 6th

Lest we forget

“Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips.  So...
May 6th
Chicago Nettelhorst French Market
May 6th
Maine legalizes same-sex marriage
May 6th
Film the Blanks posts a new repurposed ”blank”...
May 6th

Bippity boppity boo

I need to learn how to sew properly on a sewing machine. Real things, dresses and tops. This is not...
May 6th

Quick texts for 2009

Everyone loves a secret. Oh my god, you’re killing me. Smile. Try this. Jump! Where did you...
May 6th
Summer 2009. Via The Bad Chemicals
May 6th
Haha, I forgot about this.
May 6th

Office pet peeve

“It’s Wednesday!!” “Happy Friday!!” “Only two more...
May 6th
Listen Listen
trappedintime: Peter Bjorn & John - “Just The Past” Take a rest with me after a long day foots...
May 6th
I need to be taken somewhere pretty enough for this...
May 5th
nevermindthebolex: stayforthecredits: ...
May 5th
Listen Listen
nebraskagasm: Justin Townes Earle - Can’t Hardly Wait (Paul Westerberg Cover) This may be my song...
May 5th

I want

a VBLT* and a root beer float for lunch. And ruffle chips with dip. *V stands for Veggie
May 5th

&, and, and

I have Gavin & Stacey and Wendy and Lucy on their way from Netflix. How about you and I have a...
May 5th
jss: stfumarrieds: anonymous I wanna punch this guy in...
May 5th
Ms. Pacman Arcade Game
May 5th
I need a bike helmet. I would like for it to be blue. Where did you get yours?
May 5th

Listen

I know some of you ladies on Tumblr can sympathize with me (I’m not pointing fingers) but how...
May 5th

On biking

Annie: I really don't think I can ride today
Annie: I'll die
Annie: just fall over dead
Chris: but the obituary will say you died bike riding and everyone will know you were working out
Chris: win win
Annie: good point.
May 5th

Starting today

I am on an ice cream and donut diet.
May 5th
“Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you...”
— Alvy Singer in Annie Hall my...
May 5th
The “Upcoming” tab on the Popular Stuff page is maybe the worst shit I’ve read on...
May 5th

..|..

I’m going to start “Fuckyeahanniehinton” and it will just be a picture of me...
May 5th
billhinton: hoarr: bebelestrange: In the late 90s, Bill...
May 5th
Listen Listen
Bright Eyes - Poison Oak The end of paralysis, I was a statuette.
May 4th
Listen Listen
frangry: Jens Lekman - The Opposite of Hallelujah  Funny that this should pop up. Dance party...
May 4th
Warch Watch
Clip from Michael and Michael Have Issues. To watch later. Link via Pop Candy.
May 4th
I think I should buy this. I don’t have a place to...
May 4th

Currently wondering:

Do oranges continue to ripen after they are picked? Will I remember to trim my bangs tonight? I...
May 4th
This is similar to the dress I liked that Halle Berry was...
May 4th

I'm working on my Summer 2009 playlist

What do I HAVE to add to it?
May 4th

On "Did I do that?"

Annie: This guy just said he was calling regarding family matters
Annie: you think he's having trouble with his neighbor steven?
Annie: he does live in Chicago
Chris: its a rare condition
Annie: this day and age
Chris: reading the good news on the newspaper page
Annie: I don't know the rest
May 4th
Seven Must-Listen This American Life Episodes
May 4th
Knobby knees
May 4th

Stage Direction:

[He smiles charmingly. The sky falls.] -Tennessee Williams, The Glass Menagerie
May 4th
I’ve got a thing for dresses.
May 4th
Listen Listen
almostnever: 6od: Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire (via) People say that your dreams Are the only...
May 4th

Wherefore art thou?

I am going to ride my bike over to your house and throw rocks at your window until you agree to come...
May 4th
And then this happened.
May 3rd
They synchronized bowled.
May 3rd
We (1 2 3 4 5 and others)* went bowling last night. *Did I...
May 3rd
Listen Listen
Bob Dylan - I want you I’ve been listening to this all day.
May 3rd

Shut up birds.

May 3rd
Listen Listen
The Format - Matches
May 3rd
Check out these creepy bastards. Brian and I went to the zoo...
May 2nd
Never trust mint ice cream that isn’t green. This was...
May 2nd
fishy: oldfilmsflicker: The Brothers Bloom, Mark Ruffalo,...
May 2nd
“I’m cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!” - Marshall Erikson, How I Met Your Mother
May 2nd
I finished Season 3 of Dexter like two weeks ago. I really miss it. I feel stupid.
May 1st

90 people get the swine flu and...

micek: misssilk: mercurypdx: iwasframed: (via jessicachu)
May 1st

On "She's fat, get it?"

Annie: It's trimspa baby
Chris: haha
Annie: I just thought of that for some reason
Chris: RIP anna nicole
Annie: pour one out for her
Annie: pour one slice of pizza on the floor for her
May 1st

Currently

The office smells like burning tires, I think it is someone’s lunch and I want to die. ...
May 1st

Today is taking far too long.

May 1st

BE FREEEEE

I become completely obsessed if I realize there will be an animal on the train. For example, someone...
May 1st

It's May day!

Where are my flowers ya jerk?
May 1st
Andre Jordan
May 1st

Bad sitcom elevator:

Lady #1: Oh, your husband is sick again? Lady #2: Girl, I’ll tell you. He’s either...
May 1st
Listen Listen
Her Space Holiday - You And Me An Oldie but goodie.
May 1st