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fishy: inothernews: Excellent. alaskamiller:thelos:sade:ohryankelley: Katy Perry -...

Apr 1st

nevermindthebolex: Does “Down Home with the Neelys” on Food...

Apr 1st

“I’m always saying, “Rub your meat, rub your meat, rub your meat”.” ...

Mar 31st

“Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges...

Mar 31st

dlifson: Real North Carolina sweet tea I could use a huge...

Mar 31st

I stayed home sick today

I am actually sick but I wish I wasn’t. I was sort of saving my sick days so I could play...

Mar 31st

I want the costume from Kabluey.

Mar 31st

“I can’t remember your face. Were you thin in your ribs? Were your shoulders square? I...

Mar 31st

My first date

was when I was in Kindergarten. He took me to McDonald’s with his mom to get ice cream and he...

Mar 30th

Confession (I love April Fools)

“I know! I totally hate it when people pull that fridge joke! (Baaaaa-zing!)” I knew...

Mar 30th

Confession (I love April Fools)

endlessbagofgold: anniehinton: fishy: I hate April Fool’s Day. The jokes usually come at the...

Mar 30th

“When you reach a certain age, you know what you’re seeking. It doesn’t take long...

Mar 30th

I say this without shame, Greek is back tonight and I love...

Mar 30th

Ugh

I just looked at some image search results for owls and I feel like I’m going to vomit, my...

Mar 30th

Confession

fishy: I hate April Fool’s Day. The jokes usually come at the expense of another person’s...

Mar 30th

almostnever: It’s good to be home.  I didn’t know all...

Mar 30th

Kiss her you fool! via Snippet & Ink

Mar 30th

I found 20 dollars this morning.

Mar 30th

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nevermindthebolex: Cursive premiered their new video for “From The Hips”. I liked this already but...

Mar 30th

Then I drove back to Chicago with my knee and ate the best...

Mar 30th

Then I was immature for a bit and wrote “boobs”...

Mar 30th

Dinner with the family part two. Not spicy enough.

Mar 30th

It’s good to have hobbies (I am actually really good...

Mar 30th

I babysat my niece for a bit on Saturday and took a bad...

Mar 30th

Check out my candy haul. Dark and milk chocolate truffle...

Mar 30th

Made some ugly faces with my little brother and my niece and...

Mar 30th

(I’m recapping my trip now) Dinner at Los Aztecas...

Mar 30th

doinwork: ffffound: logo.7.jpg (JPEG Image, 750x490...

Mar 30th

littledidiknow: Officially began new project about men and...

Mar 29th

3mb .gif, but OMFG OMFG OMFG. OH MY GOD?...

yasmeen: planettampon: OH MY GOD? LOOOK AT IT. wuuuuuut THIS IS MY WORST GOD DAMN...

Mar 29th

You guys,

I know I say this a lot but if you haven’t been to Iowa, it’s a fucking fantastic place...

Mar 28th

I get to leave work at noon today and I’m going to...

Mar 27th

Confirmed:

I get no greater joy than from people who eat what I bake and love it. I gave Chris some cookies to...

Mar 27th

yvynyl: Sub Pop Record Store Day Exclusives - Obits,...

Mar 27th

Quoting myself (part four)

“Your argument is so weak it couldn’t beat an ant in an arm wrestling match, and...

Mar 27th

On comedy (part two & three)

Rob: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Annie: Don't know
Rob: Its shadow.
Rob: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
Annie: When it's not raining?
Rob: Yea!

Mar 27th

On comedy

Rob (my older brother): What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Annie: Don't know
Rob: DINOMITE!

Mar 27th

A problem bigger than global warming and...

The barista at Starbucks knows what I want now. He cheerfully calls it out to me and I nod at him...

Mar 27th

“We pay bills, we go to work on time, we catch taxis, buses...”
— Whiskey and Goats Milk: Adult...

Mar 27th

micek: Casual Friday? What’s that? Casual Friday is seeing...

Mar 27th

Check out this picture of this busted woman that’s on...

Mar 27th

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allisonweiss: “Would You Come With Me” - The Elected I adore this song. Goodnight.

Mar 27th

Making cookies for my family.

Mar 27th

Pet Peeves:

When people say “Don’t get me sick!” if you tell them you’re sick. When...

Mar 26th

The next graphic novel I want to read is French Milk by Lucy...

Mar 26th

Eating Thai food at my desk

Mar 26th

dlifson: Banana waffles: This one is for suitep, who wanted...

Mar 26th

Guys, check out this weird stuff I just bought from Papier...

Mar 26th

so, this happened.

realrealsoft: “I take all of my babysitting money, my nickles, and spend them at the store on the...

Mar 26th

I would like this Vampire Bat T-shirt by Josh Slater.

Mar 26th

Kirby onesie for my niece.

Mar 26th

No legacy

I will birth two sons. One will be named Ben(volio) and the other will be named Ty(balt). Ben will...

Mar 25th

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capucha: gooseppie: O-M-G Where The Wild Things Are Trailer  To watch later.

Mar 25th

I like this room a lot. I think it’s the floor but it...

Mar 25th

Quoting myself (part three)

“I always feel like the creep who got let out of the cage in the basement on accident when I...

Mar 25th

Maslow is an asshole.

He must have been getting laid all the time to put sex on his hierarchy twice.

Mar 25th

As if the song “Stacy’s Mom” wasn’t already bad enough, I was once a guest...

Mar 25th

What should I read next?

Mar 25th

Manhattan Murder Mystery

“Claustrophia and a dead body - this is a neurotic’s jackpot!”- Larry Lipton...

Mar 25th

I went to the Hello Kitty store at lunch. I’m not one...

Mar 25th

When did I become so weird? My brothers and I used to chase...

Mar 25th

Twitter is weird

I posted: “You are not fooling me Lady Gaga, you are saying ‘butt fuck her face’...

Mar 25th

via Daisy Owl

Mar 24th

Kissing Checklist by Rachel E. Foster. Everyone should make...

Mar 24th

The complete series of Andy Richter Controls the Universe...

Mar 24th

Three truths and a lie (an icebreaker)

I hate the smell of raw carrots I have trouble spelling the word “Prairie” I am a...

Mar 24th

On Parents

Chris: whats that other comedy coming out?
Annie: any other details? I'm not Miss Cleo here
Annie: You're like parents
Annie: "I want to see that one movie" "Which one?" "I don't know the name, that lady is in it." "What lady?" "She's blonde." "What?"

Mar 24th

yym: We followed the black cab of Black Cab Sessions fame...

Mar 24th

Mtn Dew

Why was I compelled to buy a Mountain Dew? Mountain Dew always reminds me of boys from the ages of...

Mar 24th

$5 For a $15 Groupon at Sultan’s Market

Mar 24th

Journal entry: “I wanna take you to the cheese...

Mar 24th

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realrealsoft: white town - i could never be your woman UM YES! I enjoy this song and I enjoyed...

Mar 24th

yasmeen: ...

Mar 24th

nevermindthebolex: I watched the intro to “Howie Do It?” the other day. It was simultaneously the...

Mar 24th

The best sandwich is

Wheat bread Avocado Mayo Sharp cheddar Tomato Veggie bacon

Mar 24th

Why

is the episode of Seinfeld where they are waiting for a table in the Chinese restaurant always on?

Mar 24th

Sometimes I get a craving for a plain cake donut. This...

Mar 23rd

allisonweiss: (via jennylewis) I love Rilo Kiley, you...

Mar 23rd

billhinton: Adventures in babyspitting. She just spit up and...

Mar 23rd

On Perverts

Annie: I hate when women have voicemail greetings that are all sexy and gross
Chris: mmmmm please leave a message. you have 60 sexonds. mmm did i say sexonds
Annie: Hahaha exactly.

Mar 23rd

I just remembered

in fifth grade I was extremely offended that everyone spelled thanks “Thanx”.

Mar 23rd

Kellogg's Rice Krispie Treats

Mar 23rd

Grossest feeling ever:

Forgetting you have a ripe (but not overly ripe) banana in your purse while digging around for your...

Mar 23rd

Here’s the onesie for my niece, it reminds me of Mega...

Mar 23rd

Update

Things I am going to do this weekend (but probably not really) Go to the library and pick up...

Mar 23rd

I wish

that Rob and Big was still on.

Mar 22nd

Listen

Death Cab for Cutie - Crooked Teeth I’ve had some pretty awesome summers in my life and this...

Mar 22nd

I found my GameBoy Color today but the only game I have is...

Mar 22nd

Good thing I have a library card

I finished Blankets in about 4 hours.

Mar 22nd

And I finished my art today! It’s a canvas with little...

Mar 21st

I made the Pasta Primavera! It was really good. I put...

Mar 21st

Afternoon snack.

Mar 21st

Listen

Kate Nash - We Get On “So I went to that party everyone they were kind of arty And I was...

Mar 21st

dlifson: Spring means tulips. Taken last year at the Skagit...

Mar 21st

This was really good, stupid cutie cute love stories. I bet...

Mar 21st

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My delightful(ly stinky) roommate is in NYC. What am I doing?

Mar 21st

billhinton: Pizza has been every meal for the past 3 days....

Mar 21st

dlifson: thephenthouse: markyb: I never noticed this...

Mar 21st

Presented with no explanation

I’m wearing Halloween socks. I just put my boot on using my ruler as a shoe horn. I have a bag...

Mar 20th

aodine: i have the “Stop Talking” Editions but thought i...

Mar 20th

stfumarrieds: (submitted anonymously)  Someone should punch...

Mar 20th

I might have to make The Pioneer Woman’s Pasta...

Mar 20th

Last night i had a dream and someone...

doinwork: it was a pretty good dream I had a dream about a homeless house elf (like in Harry...

Mar 20th

A Bronx Tale

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the...

Mar 20th

Every once in a while I will decide that I want to get a...

Mar 20th

Points of interest: Floors Yellow Color of wood Couch ...

Mar 20th

chrispazen: (via meltinyourmouth) …we’re using the word...

Mar 20th

Things I am going to do this weekend...

Go to the library and pick up books on hold (Blankets is in!) Screen print some baby onesies for...

Mar 20th

This shirt has been cracking me up all morning. It’s...

Mar 20th

chrispazen: this is by far my favorite Google ever.  this...

Mar 20th

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Cursive - The Martyr I think I dance more to Cursive in my bedroom than any other band.

Mar 20th

Creepy spam e-mail

“alone in the house, holding down the long dark chords. Her door was open:”

Mar 20th

On Fears

Annie: I'm sort of scared of a lot of things
Annie: I'm scared of owls, and the ocean animals
Annie: and I'm scared of falling down on skis
Chris: dolphins?
Annie: They have teeth that have sort of scared me off and on for years

Mar 19th

I need a friend

with a seriously extensive movie collection. I want to watch: Heathers The Virgin Suicides Toy...

Mar 19th

Was it just my white trash brothers and I or did anyone else...

Mar 19th

On Olives

Annie: Ew, that olive tasted weird.
Chris: Maybe because it was a fucking olive.

Mar 19th

micek: nevver: Undersea volcano eruption, Tonga Awesome ...

Mar 19th

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krankmills: I know everyone’s excited for Where the Wild Things Are, but this is the children’s...

Mar 19th

zackgilbert: (via annakarina) (via jeffinmotion) (via...

Mar 19th

Things I feel I need to do:

Pet a baby elephant

Mar 19th

dharrison: Webster’s dictionary redefines ‘marriage’ Now...

Mar 19th

If my bedroom were this clean, organized, uncluttered, and...

Mar 19th

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dandywolves: willmccloud: Braille - Regina Spektor They were just two jerks playing with...

Mar 19th

See?

Mar 19th

I don’t know why I stopped smiling with my teeth...

Mar 19th

According to Greek mytholgy, humans were...

markuswalcott: dstn: [ via sarahd ] this make a lot of sense. i like it. I don’t know if...

Mar 19th

The best part of The Foot Fist Way is when his wife takes off her shoes before walking on his mats.

Mar 19th

(via garysreallife) I love Gary.

Mar 18th

On Giant Cookies

Annie: I bought a 3 dollar cookie
Annie: do not ask why
Annie: it is bigger than my hand
Annie: and thicker
Chris: thats what she said
Annie: it's huge and yes, that's also what she said
Annie: you want a piece of this?
Chris: no
Annie: you don't want a piece of my giant cookie?
Annie: God, we need to get off of this subject

Mar 18th

billhinton: This is my grandma. She’s 100% puerto rican. I...

Mar 18th

Try it, you'll like it.

I’m getting L’Appetito for lunch today. It’s sort of like my secret weapon but my...

Mar 18th

Neurosis Team, GO!

nevermindthebolex: idontgetrunnershigh: nevermindthebolex: I just bought a bottle of root beer...

Mar 18th

On hating fun (and how Chris is a liar...

Chris: we have nothing in common
Annie: you and I?
Chris: yes
Annie: maybe not
Annie: but it hasn't killed us yet
Chris: you hate fun
Annie: really?
Chris: you're like liz lemon in that way

Mar 18th

Cool sandals from Camper.

Mar 18th

I want that. Via Etsy.

Mar 18th

Cute drawings of fat birdies via Little Doodles. She sells...

Mar 18th

Obsessing over fallacies.

Mar 18th

I have no doubt in my mind that watching this movie last...

Mar 18th

I just shot coffee in my eye.

Mar 18th

I like the design on my ruler at work. I’ll probably...

Mar 18th

I ate dinosaur shaped peanut butter and honey sandwiches for...

Mar 18th

Brian or Mick Jagger?

Mar 17th

I know a few people posted this on Valentine’s day but...

Mar 17th

This chick is a babe and that is the best babe-iest summer...

Mar 17th

“I’d say it’s this versus 500 Days of Summer for feel-good...”
— anniehinton. So quoted. (via...

Mar 17th

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stefantueshaus: Prince - Little Red Corvette Reblog because there are no videos on Youtube of...

Mar 17th

Damn

I love a good conversation.

Mar 17th

nevermindthebolex: No more filthy snow on the ground =...

Mar 17th

“She had the face of a doomed starlet — small, round features that expressed a kind of...

Mar 17th

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nevermindthebolex: peterostrander: Dave Eggers writes his first original screenplay and Sam...

Mar 17th

On favorites

Annie: If I am so predictable what is my favorite color?
Chris: something safe
Chris: whats the safest bet
Chris: nonconfrontational
Chris: black
Annie: grey
Chris: hahah
Annie: and black is confrontational
Chris: even more plain
Annie: grey isn't plain!
Annie: what's your favorite color?!
Chris: blue
Annie: and that's not safe?!
Annie: safest color ever
Annie: it's the "everybody let's just calm down color"

Mar 17th

I’ve been carrying around this little notebook in my purse since August and I can’t seem...

Mar 17th

The Book Cover Archive

Mar 17th

Math

dearoldlove: My love for you is like pi—irrational, never-ending…

Mar 17th

Reality TV

I just taped myself spinning like a ballerina. It was the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Mar 17th

I’ve posted this picture before I think (taken in...

Mar 17th

dating rant.

almostnever: Why is it SO HARD to find someone who wants to giggle and bang a couple times a day...

Mar 16th

I want to make some enchiladas,

who is coming over to eat them?

Mar 16th

Chris: I'm a quitter
Annie: Welcome to your mid twenties.

Mar 16th

Maaaan, I was going to go to Scooter’s after work on my way home from the library today but I...

Mar 16th

Sometimes, when I talk to my mom on the phone, I’ll put headphones on and put the phone in my...

Mar 16th

I put this on hold at the library and I’m waiting as...

Mar 16th

Text from my older brother:

“Just about done with your butt well let you know hey” EDIT: I thought this had no...

Mar 16th

On Bells

Annie: I'll be there with bells on
Chris: i'll be expecting bells
Annie: I lied about the bells... just so you're not disappointed
Chris: bells optional

Mar 16th

What have I been saying about pink again? Oh...

Mar 16th

I used to have this poster above my bed when I was younger....

Mar 16th

Vampires seem to be popping up in my life a lot lately (not...

Mar 16th

billhinton: Glorious.

Mar 16th

Are you sick of these yet?

Mar 16th

I can’t decide between dots

Mar 16th

or stripes (I’ve spent the better part of the day...

Mar 16th

Another page from my journal. I drew this during the scene...

Mar 15th

Milk

was better than I could have ever imagined. When is equality ever a bad thing?

Mar 15th

Listen

chrispazen: fred-wilson: Cuddle Fuddle - Passion Pit - Chunk Of Change “rapunzle rapunzle let...

Mar 15th

I am so tired from dancing and sugar crashing but there is...

Mar 15th

From my journal. I need a scanner.

Mar 15th

almostnever: bahaha i win. You rat bastard.

Mar 15th

I have two tattoos, this is one of them. I usually save this...

Mar 15th

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Say Hi To Your Mom - Hooplas Involving Circus Tricks (a song for Pi day) “Hooplas involving...

Mar 14th

And the inside! There’s a bed! via Point Architects

Mar 14th

The outside of the igloo of books (Uroko House) via Point...

Mar 14th

Who wouldn’t watch this when it’s on?

Mar 14th

aodine: Update: so the colleage that was giving me some...

Mar 13th

Items purchased at 7-11

Pineapple Fanta Watermelon Wave Bubblicious An IL lottery Cash Blast scratch off ticket

Mar 13th

The shoes are too cheesy for me but I love everything else....

Mar 13th

Quoting myself (part two)

I don’t have to do anything! I am TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD.

Mar 13th

Was Son of Rambow my favorite movie of 2008? Yeah, I think...

Mar 13th

Listen

tarts: yeah yeah yeahs - hysteric (acoustic version) <3

Mar 13th

sharingtime: I just went to a bakery/ice cream shop to get breakfast. Three high male school...

Mar 13th

I love these nude flats. All of the shoes by Marais USA are...

Mar 13th

I had a dream last night

that my family kept calling me a tranny and I drove off in a huff. Is there something you guys...

Mar 13th

Joe Swanberg and Greta Gerwig via Paste

Mar 13th

Remember that time

I got hit by a bike? I am Liz Lemon.

Mar 13th

Hey Blockbuster, This e-mail partnered with the fact that...

Mar 12th

Everyone looks good in a fucking tuxedo

OK?

Mar 12th

Listen

bblove: sunniest breakup song ever … love it Rilo Kiley, Breakin’ Up it’s not as if new york...

Mar 12th

Maybe I’m behind the times (OK, fine. I definitely am because he died in 1989) but Donald...

Mar 12th

agoodstart: um, that’s kinda freaky.  I came across this...

Mar 12th

Hey Harold Crick, bring me flours.

Mar 12th

I need a nap...George Castanza style

(via aodine) I was discussing exactly this yesterday. I am 100% sure I could get away with at least...

Mar 12th

Chris: who watches the watchmen!!!?
Annie: No one
Chris: that concerns me

Mar 12th

I don’t think I’m cool enough to wear these but...

Mar 12th

katoleary: lickystickypicky: gorgeous tulips by Thomas...

Mar 12th

I like it

when you’re drinking a cup of tea or coffee and you try to sip it slowly so you don’t...

Mar 12th

Arlo Weiner is the son of Matt Weiner, the creator of Mad...

Mar 12th

Let the Right One In was delightfully creepy.

Mar 12th

Remember

a Vampire must be invited in.

Mar 12th

The word 'lose' is never spelled...

(via dlifson) THIS.

Mar 12th

This was one year ago today. If I wear contacts I look like...

Mar 12th

Check out all of this green stuff (can’t wait for...

Mar 12th

“I catch you peepin’ on my man’s junk and you linger?! you...”
— Lily, How I Met Your Mother...

Mar 11th

This reminds me of a post-college apartment but in the best...

Mar 11th

Idea for a college level class:

Yoda Grammar: A Nerd, Your Professor Is.

Mar 11th

I wasn’t going to post about this because oh, whatever, it’s just another chocolate chip...

Mar 11th

Laff Land. Image from the National Fairground Archive link...

Mar 11th

I need some felt

I just came up with a really good idea for a piece of art and now all I want to do is go to the...

Mar 11th

“I was once in a remote village in Mexico, got into a...”
— Caterina Fake on Daylight...

Mar 11th

dailyotter: Via  Yeah.

Mar 11th

There is a store on Armitage that sells ukuleles for about 30 dollars. They had a mint green one in...

Mar 11th

American Elf

Mar 11th

“She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love. But I...

Mar 11th

Listen

nevermindthebolex: Jon Brion - Little Person This song is gorgeous. Picked up “Synecdoche, New...

Mar 11th

lilsho: mollylambert: stars, they’re just like us ...

Mar 11th

What? An extra? And it’s Milk? Best movie week ever!!

Mar 10th

Yay! I just bought this monogrammed vintage Doctor bag! HAH...

Mar 10th

Father P.J.:

Thank you for telling me a joke in exchange for helping you register on our site even though...

Mar 10th

I want some Pokey Stix.

I should go back to college.

Mar 10th

This is a brutal but worthwhile read.

Mar 10th

I heard Choke wasn’t that good but oh well I’m...

Mar 10th

I want this bunny vase.

Mar 10th

thinkdrastic: Matt Judge at FormFiftyFive.

Mar 10th

Did I really just google that?

Mar 10th

Things I would do if I won the lottery

Quit my job Become a financial backer for independent art, film and music Donate to...

Mar 10th

Loving the new style of Bellen!

Mar 10th

billhinton: kayrutledge: ryanselvy: The pet AT-AT ...

Mar 10th

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lilsho: doinwork: Kenny Powers extacy dance. This is basically me when i dance, its pretty...

Mar 10th

Barney: A hug is just a public dry hump. Marshall: I think you’re hugging wrong.

Mar 10th

This one is blurry today. Did I wear anything under my...

Mar 10th

The 6 Meanest Things Critics Wrote About...

Mar 9th

Dear Stem Cell Researchers

billhinton: almostnever: kevinnat: almostnever: Now that shit’s legal, let’s find a cure for...

Mar 9th

oliviaisferosch: I need some new glasses in general, and...

Mar 9th

Reasons I wish I was at home right now:

I am a bit tired I’m thirsty and want the Dr. Pepper in my fridge I am making laser gun...

Mar 9th

YYM

I believe I just saw you on the Michigan Ave bridge, no? I was eating Peeps.

Mar 9th

“I need your lovin’ Like the sunshine” -Beck (or The Korgis)

Mar 9th

Who is going to buy me Donkey Kong for SNES?

Mar 9th

I bought this dress in black this weekend (don’t even...

Mar 9th

Daylight saving time has me all fucked up.

Mar 9th

Listen

Beck - Ramshackle “Let the rats watch the races We will go Nowhere we know ‘Til we find...

Mar 9th

“99% of this world’s problems are caused by little words that come in pairs. We’re...

Mar 8th

Watch

nevermindthebolex: New trailer for “500 Days of Summer”. The first 32 seconds essentially sum up...

Mar 8th

A voice (and face) that I like is Caleb Followill from Kings...

Mar 8th

Brian and I just played Super Mario World for about an hour....

Mar 8th

Guys, check out this peep OK? It’s delicious, I...

Mar 8th

Listen

Xiu Xiu - Sad Pony Girl I might be posting a Xiu Xiu song every day for a week. I apologize in...

Mar 8th

Storycorps: Recording America, Mom teaches...

Mar 7th

Magic trick

I’m already sleeping.

Mar 7th

billhinton: Hardest decision today: what blizzard to get....

Mar 6th

Nice outfit inspiration for Spring, via The Sartorialist.

Mar 6th

Staff the Hotlines | RAINN | Rape, Abuse &...

Mar 6th

Big Little Cities

Mar 6th

“We provide it here: the Lisbon girls     “Alone Again, Naturally,” Gilbert...

Mar 6th

nevermindthebolex: I was surfing around Corbis for work...

Mar 6th

girlindc: (bella-remorso via circasurvivor via...

Mar 6th

Twiggy via We Heart It

Mar 6th

I borrowed the Twilight books from my brother because I’m all for reading books that get kids...

Mar 6th

I wrote on Twitter that I needed a million vacations and then “earnvacations” started...

Mar 6th

Listen

Stars - On Peak Hill Are you coming home soon?

Mar 6th

Red bow tie.

Mar 6th

On Rhianna and Tina Turner

Chris: I don't know, Tina Turner kept going back.
Annie: Yeah, well maybe Tina needs to sit down with Rhianna and ask her what's love got to do, got to do with it?

Mar 5th

Listen

aja: Elliott Smith - Say Yes  I deleted the lyrics but this song…I love it.

Mar 5th

A sad fact?

I just got a sundae from McDonald’s (yeah gross, shut up) and when I opened it, some of the...

Mar 5th

Ugh.

zackgilbert: Payment processing is the bane of my existence. Seriously, why are they making it so...

Mar 5th

I like Anna Della Russo. via The Sartorialist.

Mar 5th

Sounds about right. Via Fart Party.

Mar 5th

why do people make their twitter posts...

realrealsoft: as if there’s anything top secret about: “darn, the theater i wanted to see the...

Mar 5th

Oh yeah (aka I'm immature)?

“Prince Charles has beaten off competition from US President Barack Obama to be named the...

Mar 5th

I’ve tried to teach myself how to write left handed for years. Today I picked up practice...

Mar 5th

On borrowing a dollar

Annie: want some money? Chris: yes Chris: yes i do Annie: I have a one dollar bill here Annie: with...

Mar 5th

Guys, I slept 9 hours last night but I’m still tired...

Mar 5th

Is there really no one the city can pay to scrub those nasty...

Mar 5th

Iowa Proud. This was my mom’s shirt.

Mar 5th

Chyeah, right.

Mar 4th

Annie: (Blowing bubbles in the water through a straw)
Chris: OK, chemistry whiz, physics whiz, whatever. What kind of science would that be?
Annie: Fifth grade science.

Mar 4th

Watch

lilsho: attentiondoozers: yeah.  you need to watch this.  right now. cjmeeks: seanbury: ...

Mar 4th

Quoting myself

“I don’t know, sex is pretty sweet as far as I’m concerned.”

Mar 4th

aodine: GPOYW_an oldie but a goodie from 2006  This looks...

Mar 4th

(via realrealsoft)

Mar 4th

Give me a break

I’m not being greedy, I just want to win the lottery once.

Mar 4th

WTF TWIN PEAKS (Live blogging 18 years later) Windom...

Mar 4th

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

realrealsoft: (via monsterxero) Not ashamed to say this is one of my favorite jokes. Also, this...

Mar 4th

I accidentally spilled some coffee on one of my Stop Talking...

Mar 4th

“You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world,...”
— -Clerks (via...

Mar 4th

I miss my mom.

Mar 4th

After work snack.

Mar 4th

I’m really scared of things that live in the ocean.

Mar 3rd

I’m thinking of creating a custom box of chocolates from See’s Candies. And then...

Mar 3rd

“Basha was not the sort to cling, not the sort I might dial up in the small hours, with a bit...

Mar 3rd

99 Red Balloons top from Built by Wendy (not part of the...

Mar 3rd

Seriously, check out these masking tapes.

Mar 3rd

I AM OBSESSED WITH MASKING TAPE.

Mar 3rd