interstellar perversion

2009

2008

Coupling

“You’re surrounded by people for a moment of silence when the Giggle Loop begins…...
Dec 2nd

I want to be

not here.
Dec 1st

Most common way I mistype my name?

Ammoe
Dec 1st

Just proclaiming my love for strawberry...

No other sucker matters.
Dec 1st
Aftershave for the boys too, this would look so great on a...
Dec 1st
Ah! How cute and lovely (there’s no other word for it)...
Dec 1st
Tomorrow is December after all. Holiday baking requires...
Dec 1st

Pick one (seriously, one) Christmas...

What is it?
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
OK, so SNL might stink and this skit as a whole may not be funny but it has its funny points. The...
Dec 1st
One of the only photos I took during Thanksgiving but...
Nov 30th

Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

Nov 30th
Warch Watch
Saw this this morning while watching some babies. I can’t believe his name was actually Don...
Nov 27th
edatrix: (via neekaisweird) i AM a fat kid who loves...
Nov 27th

Dear Step-dad

Thank you* for holding back your true opinion of Adam Lambert, keeping this holiday sane one...
Nov 27th

I am thankful for:

My family. Not only have we been through a lot, we have a lot more to go through and I know...
Nov 26th
Warch Watch
nevermindthebolex: The best thing I’ve seen all day; Abstinence only rappers. Christian youth...
Nov 25th
Listen Listen
nevermindthebolex: Mayer Hawthorne - Just Ain’t Gonna Work Out What a fresh, fresh jam. If you...
Nov 25th
Annie: I’m coloring a hand turkey right now Annie: red...
Nov 25th

Compromise

I’m staying until one today instead of my normal 2:30. Getting paid to color my hand turkey...
Nov 25th
Basically a fancier version of what I posted earlier....
Nov 25th
Twilight and Abusive Relationships
Nov 25th
I am, by all definitions, a collector, a hoarder, a keeper,...
Nov 25th

Most hilarious part of my job?

When my boss wears his green Bugle Boy jeans.
Nov 25th

Not traveling until tomorrow:

Leave early without pay or stay the whole day doing nothing?
Nov 25th
The Truth Behind the Biggest Loser
Nov 25th
Free popcorn on Thursdays.
Nov 25th
P-Not Butter Sixlets
Nov 24th

The Leap

We stood in groups of twos and threes on the sidewalk outside the bar, talking, smoking, watching...
Nov 24th
Listen Listen
Robert Francis - Do What I Can “You were so pretty and we were so young windows rolled down...
Nov 24th
Listen Listen
Eef Barzelay - True Freedom If I was a poet Or maybe a king Then I could explain to you how my...
Nov 24th
Romy in the Summer. Can’t wait to see this cutie baby...
Nov 24th
Warch Watch
fishy: thelittlemermaid: gaseousclay: whydoihaveablog: JGL’s monologue/dance from last...
Nov 24th
I need this. Need. Need. Buy it here.
Nov 24th

Parks and Recreation

I let my emotions get the best of me, I just uh, I cared too much I guess. I was thinking with my...
Nov 24th
Listen Listen
dandywolves: cara-ann: copycats: Bring It On Home to Me - Colin Meloy & Laura Gibson...
Nov 23rd
“I’m going to put a “No wake zone”...
Nov 23rd
Free: $3 in MP3s from Amazon
Nov 23rd
What does one do when one knows that the current job they have is not what they want to do for the...
Nov 23rd
I finally took my film in to be developed from the Summer....
Nov 21st

Holy SHIT

nevermindthebolex: The producer we handed our treatment to liked it A LOT and is passing it to his...
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
annicka: sooooo i saw the passion pit/palm pixi commercial this week, and i’ve read some stuff on...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
Jon Hamm’s John Ham. For Christian and Dan.
Nov 19th
Barbie Magazine.
Nov 19th
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Server: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Nov 19th
While searching at American Eagle for some warm but cheesy...
Nov 19th
nevermindthebolex: Best moment of the season thus far. I...
Nov 19th
billhinton: Taken on May 29th. She’s growing up waaaay too...
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
Otis Redding - These Arms Of Mine
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
“If Leighton secretly packed some major pipes, it would be one thing, but this song is...
Nov 18th
No shame, I’ve eaten four of these cookies so far...
Nov 18th

Something about today sucks.

Nov 18th

Tonight's Plans

Brinner Baking chocolate chip and pb chip and chocolate pb chip cookies
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
nevermindthebolex: There’s nothing about this I don’t like. Down home, old time, slide guitar...
Nov 17th

Really?

Your text message alert is Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness”? And you’re...
Nov 17th
Surely everyone is searching for vintage Christmas aprons...
Nov 17th
allthingsalishan: one-twenty-five: Beauty is Pain. GOD...
Nov 17th

Soups to make

Italian Tortellini Minestrone Chili
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
Listen Listen
M. Ward - Carolina It’s that time of the year, M. Ward time.
Nov 17th
I just want to leave work and eat breakfast for like 10...
Nov 16th
gennnna: Sorry I deleted your commentary, just wanted to...
Nov 16th
doinwork: Good god, Common Projects can do no wrong. ...
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansson - Relator I like it.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Oooh and it was baby Ry Ry Gos’s birthday yesterday,...
Nov 14th

Ryan Gosling. In the Notebook. Rowing A...

An 8 word essay on why you don’t let your girlfriend spend Friday night alone.
Nov 14th
nevermindthebolex: I would like it if more products told...
Nov 13th

Giving

As some of you may know, my mother was a single mom of three from the time I was two-ish years old....
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
M. Ward - I’ll Be Yr Bird I'll sing statistics, & hide the truth, I'll tell your dad...
Nov 13th
Dream car, 1956 Corvette. Preferably steel grey.
Nov 13th
30% off at Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic...
Nov 12th
Warch Watch
oliviaisferosch: tylercoates: I mean, this is not surprising, but what a dickhead. Meet no. 1...
Nov 12th
nebraskagasm: bohemea: spanghew: The Bed by Henri de...
Nov 12th
I want thiiiiiiiiis. Annie Coggin via Design*Sponge.
Nov 12th
My outfit plan for NYE might be totally different now that...
Nov 12th
agoodstart: maeby: planetearthisblue: gtfomom: ...
Nov 12th
“It was the dream I had that night, you might’ve...
Nov 11th
Salt Lake OKs gay rights laws with Mormon...
Nov 11th
annicka: dubliner:nevver: “Assuredly, dear madame, we...
Nov 11th
One of my new favorite things is blood orange soda. If...
Nov 11th
chrispazen: The Octopus Who Loves His Mr Potato Head ...
Nov 10th
A Woody Allen Joint
Nov 10th
Blake Wright
Nov 10th
Into PJs and slippers, watching TV in bed by 4:30. Is that a...
Nov 10th
Ah! Best baby ever (obviously a little late for Halloween...
Nov 10th
nevermindthebolex: spitintheocean: Christian’s DimeStore...
Nov 9th

Funny VS Good in bed

“Laughter is an involuntary noise of pleasure coming from someone. It’s not that far...
Nov 9th

GOD DAMN YOU TUMBLR

Hey everyone, thanks for that AWESOME SPOILER YOU POSTED ABOUT MAD MEN. ...
Nov 9th

Racism is not sexy.

Perhaps this shouldn’t drive me so crazy but everyone does realize that while Brigitte Bardot...
Nov 6th
BADC
Nov 6th

Dear Emily Post

Hey guys, I am broke. Lest we all forget, (we won’t) Christmas is pretty much right around the...
Nov 6th
Ohhh reeeeeeally.
Nov 6th
ASW.
Nov 6th

Fingers crossed

that Alex Trebek calls one of these Teen Jeopardy contestants a pube.
Nov 5th
jss: Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could...
Nov 5th
Alright, it’s back to diet soda for me*. I know diet soda isn’t that great for you...
Nov 5th
We have a small library in the break room at my office where...
Nov 5th
I think this is simple and pretty…plus it’s only...
Nov 5th
Wish list.
Nov 5th
I didn’t have any cream cheese or anything savory to...
Nov 5th
The kneaded dough is going to be…BAGELS! I have...
Nov 5th
Real women* knead dough. *Just kidding about “real...
Nov 5th
I will never stop saying it, I love love.
Nov 5th
Loving John and Yoko right now. John sort of looks like the...
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
suicideblonde: Michael Buble - Feeling Good Bond + Nina Simone cover + amazing arrangement +...
Nov 4th

Oh my god,

You’re a contestant on TOP CHEF…you should be able to pronounce Gyro.
Nov 4th
fuckyeahad: Buster: Uh, I’m unclear about what it is...
Nov 4th

Here's what burns my biscuit:

daveholmes: You can’t make a commercial that says “Cheerios is 10% more nutritious than Corn Chex”...
Nov 4th
The 50 Best Movies of the Decade (2000-2009)
Nov 4th

A tip:

If you’re having relationship problems or going through a break up, please step away from...
Nov 3rd
nevermindthebolex: My one regret from the Halloween Party...
Nov 3rd
(via haveabeagle) It’s that time again, beagle pup...
Nov 3rd
Yesterday I went on a grocery shopping excursion (excursion...
Nov 3rd
dandywolves: (via unicornology)  Would it be totally out...
Nov 3rd
How much roasted butternut squash can one little girl eat? A...
Nov 3rd

Phenomenal Woman, Maya Angelou

I was reminded today of one of my favorite poems— Pretty women wonder where my secret lies....
Nov 2nd
I’ve loved this forever. And I love doing this too. ...
Nov 2nd

Extra hour

Since we were up really late on Saturday and up fairly early on Sunday I technically got my extra...
Nov 2nd