Q: How many mini candy bars have I eaten today?
A: None of your business. 8.
Oct 31st
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sparkleneelysparkle:
this little bastard and i would have the best time together dont you think?
...
Oct 30th
billhinton:
I have this for 5 years.
This is what I...
Oct 30th
On Indiana
C: What’s in Indiana anyway? Annie: The highway to get to Michigan.
Oct 30th
Is Mickey Rourke dressed as Nicolas Cage?
Oct 30th
Hey thanks you gnarly cab driver!!!
Now my entire body is soaked with the dirty water from that puddle you cruised through at full...
Oct 30th
I think the reason I love cluttered shelves full of tons of...
Oct 30th
Life Blood.
Pumpkin custard and pumpkin pie concrete shakes at Scooter’s have arrived.
Oct 30th
Very different
I just read “Client has an alcoholic roommate.” as “Client has robotic...
Oct 30th
Watch
Pete and Pete, Halloweenie (full episode)
Oct 30th
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dandywolves:
three50eight:
Notorious B.I.G. “Juicy” Vs. Coconut Records “West Coast” – Juicy...
Oct 30th
annieworethisatleastonce:
Look at my new coat! I need to...
Oct 29th
dandywolves:
HEY GUYS. I’m probably not doing anything for...
Oct 29th
Kind of loving this vintage dress, sort of nerdy but in the...
Oct 29th
Anthony Bourdain's Alternate Universe
Oct 29th
annicka:
Ireland, the 14 year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin...
Oct 29th
dandywolves:
brokenbottleboy:
Bad Machinery is a really...
Oct 29th
Things that are not funny. Ever.
When you do that thing where you act like you answered your cell phone but you didn’t and...
Oct 29th
Jimmy Choo for H&M, collection overview
Oct 29th
(via yasmeen)
This is the kind of shoe a girl like me could...
Oct 28th
annainhawaii:
John Darnielle + Wombat = A Good Start to My...
Oct 28th
A Chocolately Proposal
Oct 28th
Will someone please get married in this MBMJ dress?...
Oct 28th
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. I’m going to keep calling you...
Oct 28th
agoodstart:
NEVER FORGET
Oct 28th
Listen
Final Fantasy - This is the Dream of Win and Regine
“But - what if they like it, And lock us...
Oct 28th
I refuse to believe you’d do any different if you had...
Oct 28th
If
the reason you like Day Light Saving time is because the bars are open an extra hour, you’re...
Oct 27th
oliviaisferosch:
ennuipartie:
oliviaisferosch:
Pro...
Oct 27th
Letterman and Me
Oct 27th
lookmom:
best halloween costume in history
Awesome.
Oct 27th
This is out today. Want, want, want.
Oct 27th
Does anyone else find it annoying that Mad Men skips ahead (years) between seasons and doesn’t...
Oct 27th
Dear Coworker,
Don’t apologize because you can’t remember something that I trained you a while ago,...
Oct 27th
And I say I don’t like red.
Oct 27th
“Let me tell you, the clothes are a problem…it’s like somebody blew up a Dress...
Oct 27th
Does anyone have a good recommendation...
I’m a pretty savvy cook and can obviously navigate the internet well enough to find recipes...
Oct 26th
This weekend Christian and I stopped at Rotofugi and we both...
Oct 26th
trappedintime:
WeGiveToGet.Com
Our newest site has just...
Oct 26th
Clipper Bingo
Oct 26th
Oh thank god, celebrities are just like us! Just FYI, Drew...
Oct 26th
Work should really learn how to make itself more fun so instead of wishing you were hanging out with...
Oct 26th
Manhattan Via
Oct 26th
This is what I’m wearing while I’m baking today....
Oct 24th
fishy:
lemonadediary:
roberto:
lickystickypickyme:
...
Oct 24th
myparentswereawesome:
Jim and Ginny
Submitted by Martha
...
Oct 24th
Watch
When you’re in a bad mood (or not) you should watch this like 100 times. Always funny.
Oct 23rd
Listen
Dead Man’s Bones - Pa Pa Power
Oct 23rd
jordanreid:
You can read Mediaite’s article on my...
Oct 23rd
Oh! Pretty. I need to make my own fascinator. I have a ton...
Oct 23rd
Guys, I totally just ate your whole family and I am so happy...
Oct 23rd
Second City Announces Alumni Panelists for...
Oct 23rd
“A friend and I were crossing a very busy street in a...”
— It Made My Day The poetic...
— It Made My Day The poetic...
Oct 23rd
(via haveabeagle)
I could really go for a beagle pup cuddle...
Oct 22nd
So immature but cracking me up. Via Francetucky
Oct 22nd
Well
I just got trapped in the elevator. I should say, I’m out and I was only trapped for five...
Oct 22nd
It seems so ~*dramatic*~ to want to read this but has anyone...
Oct 22nd
Oct 22nd
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Tonight a group of us will be seeing Dead Man’s Bones at Schuba’s. I’m going to...
Oct 21st
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I was just lamenting to myself how much I miss Blue Bunny Cinnamon ice cream and so I decided I...
Oct 21st
Last night
I purchased the last can of pumpkin on the shelf at the store. I can’t decide what to do with...
Oct 21st
peterostrander:
Best breakfast in Iowa. Hamburg Inn’s...
Oct 21st
Christmas gifts for Grandma: Part one.
Oct 21st
A very small amount of my clothing. All clean, all folded....
Oct 21st
myparentswereawesome:
Bill and Jane
Submitted by Chris
...
Oct 20th
He said I had a quick mind
I just talked with the best guy ever. He was 84 years old and asked me about my name because his...
Oct 20th
For an unknown reason this makes me...
When I see a chocolate chip cookie recipe on a blog and they look delicious and then I realize...
Oct 20th
Chipotle's Vegan Garden Blend Grill in DC
Oct 20th
Look at these little bats.
Via Kris Atomic.
Oct 20th
I love the color of the doors and window trim. Also the fact...
Oct 20th
And this?
Oct 20th
Guys, remember this?
Oct 20th
“But if you’re somebody who’s nobody, it’s no fun to be around anybody...
Oct 20th
I just found this great set of vintage Halloween...
Oct 20th
Survey:
Do you know what this is? Have you eaten one? Where...
Oct 19th
Listen
Marissa Nadler - No Surprises (Radiohead cover)
Oct 19th
Today is my older brother’s birthday. That’s us...
Oct 19th
Miss u.
Oct 19th
Every Monday the parade of new hires walks by my desk and every Monday I have to resist the urge to...
Oct 19th
Doesn’t Grace Kelly look so pretty and happy?...
Oct 19th
IDGAFM
Big time.
Oct 19th
(via hintonian19)
Place I wish I was right now: Iowa.
Oct 19th
(via billhinton)
Hey jerky!
Oct 18th
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Jens Lekman - Your Arms Around Me
Shit, did anyone see Whip It? I feel like such a weiner girl now....
Oct 17th
hintonian19:
(via fuckyeahcutemale)
hehehhehe why are...
Oct 16th
Oh, nothing. Just a silly little cartoon more...
Oct 16th
courtneyanne:
“Hoppy hour 9 closet”. Good ol’ Los Aztecas.
...
Oct 16th
The Jane
Oct 16th
Do you never use these keys and use the row of numbers...
Oct 16th
Engaged people
gross me out.
Oct 16th
Listen
Dent May - Love Song 2009
I’m gonna love you for all times I’ll kiss you and I’ll hug you, that’s...
Oct 16th
When I button and fold my shirt sleeve it looks like a shirt...
Oct 15th
Recent daily snack.
Oct 15th
HO! LEE! SHIT!
Oct 15th
Why one must always bring a scarf:
You will want soup for lunch and when you get to the place where you get your delicious vegan soup...
Oct 15th
booksarebetterthanboys:
If I am going to continue wearing...
Oct 15th
Alright, so who is buying this totally TERRIFYING mask...
Oct 15th
oliviaisferosch:
alohanico:
These hand-knotted pieces from...
Oct 15th
Instead of working today
I kind of wish I was picking up a bagel and a coffee from Bruegger’s and going to class in Van...
Oct 15th
If you must
hang a picture of your dog in your cubicle, make sure you pick a photo where the dog DOES NOT look...
Oct 15th
Listen
The Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving
Oct 15th
Our union is like this: You feel cold, so I reach for a blanket to cover our shivering feet. A...
Oct 14th
Tina Fey on the cover of November’s Haper’s...
Oct 13th
Oh Zellllda, Oh Zelllda
I have the Zelda theme and “Oh Yoko” stuck in my head.
Oct 13th
Just spent
a couple minutes trying to wash “make up” off my wrist only to realize it’s a...
Oct 13th
Listen
The Swell Season - In These Arms
Oct 13th
Via Design*Sponge
Oct 12th
Black Pine Tree in an Orange Light
Tell me what you see in it : The pine tree like a Rorschach-blot black against the orange...
Oct 12th
It smells like the chicken noodle soup that we had in elementary school in my office. I used to love...
Oct 12th
gennnna:
TRUTH: i love farms and corn mazes. like. a...
Oct 12th
“Has anyone ever attended a 2-D movie and thought, ‘If only...”
— Roger Ebert asks “Does anyone...
— Roger Ebert asks “Does anyone...
Oct 12th
cdeeds:
movielove:
slacker-bitch: (via soft-skeletons)
...
Oct 12th
Today
Is my little brother’s birthday, he is 23. I am sad that I can’t be there to celebrate...
Oct 12th
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booksarebetterthanboys:
octumblr:
Sunny Day Real Estate - Every Shining Time You Arrive
I can...
Oct 12th
Oct 10th
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Woodpigeon - Reynisdrangar Lullaby
(FYI via wikipedia: Reynisdrangar are basalt sea stacks situated...
Oct 10th
Watch
annicka:
werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary!
Oct 9th
For the boys from Need Supply
Timex Classic Gold Watch
...
Oct 9th
Crap I would like to have from Need Supply
Heavy Metal Top
...
Oct 9th
Does anyone’s Mother beside my own mix candy corn, nuts, and M&M’s together for a...
Oct 9th
My Memoirs
Love in the Time of Chicken Nuggets
Oct 9th
This. But with a different rug…..someday.
Via Desire...
Oct 9th
(via atableforone)
I’ve reblogged this photo before...
Oct 9th
There is nothing I want more right now than a really clean,...
Oct 9th
Yessssssssss.
Via Vanity Fair’s Proust Questionnaire.
Oct 9th
Why?
Is there not a Muppets Halloween movie? I need it in my life, I need it.
Oct 9th
Hey! Today may be a crap chute of a weather day but I have...
Oct 9th
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jss:
kapi:
Bittersweet Dirt Off Your Shoulder — Jay-Z & The Verve
This song just made my...
Oct 9th
Mad for Brooks Brothers
Oct 9th
thinkdrastic:
Check out Josh Holinaty, over at +KN | Kitsune...
Oct 9th
Listen
Tilly & The Wall - Patience, Babe
It takes a lifetime to make a pearl that shines From a...
Oct 9th
Schrödinger’s Rapist
Oct 8th
Considering jumping ship and buying this Mac Russian Red...
Oct 8th
I love this.
Via The Harbinger Company.
Oct 8th
Ghost corn
I don’t have any candy corn in my office yet it smells like candy corn. Quit haunting me you...
Oct 8th
“be carful those italian men , can get under your skin!!!!!!”
-My Grandmother...
Oct 8th
Is this coat gross or cute enough?
Oct 7th
billhinton:
taylorinrva:
baravettski:
rocketboom:
...
Oct 7th
doinwork:
sade:
OMG!!!!!!
They’re making a ReBoot...
Oct 7th
Christian gave me this necklace last week. It’s an old...
Oct 7th
Bad acting
The Fresh Prince episode where Will gets shot is hilarious.
Oct 6th
My parents live here.
Oct 6th
I want
to go home, make some potato soup and cheddar biscuits and sit around all night. Sounds so...
Oct 6th
billhinton:
nevermindthebolex:
Aw NEEEEAT!
If this...
Oct 6th
So, who wants to watch it?
Oct 6th
billhinton:
Running through Arrested Development again.
...
Oct 5th
Putting on a boot I haven't worn in a...
“Oh, there’s a sock in there…..(ripping boot off in panic) Oh my god, I hope...
Oct 2nd
Now that we're not hosting the Olympics
I’m just pissed they spent tons of money on a bunch of size XL t-shirts that said Chicago 2016...
Oct 2nd
Chicago 2016
nevermindthebolex: isworeidneverliveinwisconsin: idontgetrunnershigh: nevermindthebolex: ...
Oct 2nd
Something that always makes me giggle
When people misspell crisp as crips.
Oct 2nd
The only crap people are talking about...
The bagels arrived late, were uncut, and they did not provide plates. A ceiling tile was...
Oct 2nd
(via superbomba)
I’m having the hardest time letting...
Oct 2nd
Ew
I just found a Flickr photostream where the only common theme is girls wearing tights.
Oct 2nd
Hey guys, remember how I posted a link the other day to a gallery of really great comedian pictures?...
Oct 2nd
If I feel like getting wild in the morning I can stand up...
Oct 1st
“I did try to explain with a great deal of candor to counsel for the North Face that the...
Oct 1st
Strange things are happenin'
Tonight I have to take my car into the shop because it’s messed up and my guess is that...
Oct 1st
I don't know either.
I just went to scratch my leg and found that the elastic hair tie I couldn’t locate this...
Oct 1st
Quoting myself (part eight)
“The gays always tell me I have nice legs. Which leads me to believe my legs look like man...
Oct 1st
I don’t know why I feel so stupid/embarrassed...
Oct 1st
lookmom:
sweatydeath:
The Second City’s training Polaroids...
Oct 1st