interstellar perversion: Archive

I made this a couple years ago. Must have been a morbid time...

Feb 1st

This is what it looks like when I write my name.

Feb 1st

WHO

Pees on the seat in a girls bathroom? And furthermore, if it happens by some grace of god, clean it...

Jan 30th

Sorry:

If you ask for a “Read Receipt” on an e-mail, I will not send you one.

Jan 30th

(via freaksandgeeks) High School was fun sometimes.

Jan 30th

My favorite word to write in cursive is hello.

Jan 30th

Annie: I must preemptively ask, if I become famous would you like to be my body guard?
Chris: sure
Annie: you will have to push cameras out of my face like at least 4 hours a day
Annie: and take a masters level course in threatening gestures

Jan 30th

I want this book — Maps by Nigel Peake

Jan 30th

This reminds me of myself and how I feel every winter. Last...

Jan 30th

I had the best dream ever last night.

Jan 30th

I vow to wear this lipstick more than twice out in public in...

Jan 30th

OMFG A LIST!

realrealsoft: don’t stone me in the streets! things i have also never had: a burrito ketchup ...

Jan 30th

This is what I had for dinner. Except multiply each item by...

Jan 30th

agoodstart: this movie really got to me. it made me smile,...

Jan 29th

mufti: Arrested Development movie is on! via alla1 ...

Jan 29th

School can expel lesbian students, court...

Jan 29th

Chris: my burp tasted like breakfast sausage
Chris: wanna make out
Chris: jkjk
Annie: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Chris: it's from the donut
Annie: ???

Jan 29th

onesong: my coworkers puppies!! This is 100% not FAIR! I...

Jan 29th

Quite like my brother, I am going insane over my taxes. When I do them on paper I get a good chunk...

Jan 29th

Watch

lilsho: Stranger than Fiction This is my favourite “lets get it on!” scene ever. I need to stop...

Jan 29th

Guys,

I don’t watch Lost and I never will!

Jan 29th

tomatoallergy: I just managed to both fall on my ass and lose my shoe on the sidewalk in front of my...

Jan 28th

“I gotta go because sam’s hungry, but I’d love to write more and get it off my...

Jan 28th

Subway on Halsted, Chicago

Jan 28th

capucha: sabricent:openarms: dia veintidós on Flickr -...

Jan 28th

“He threw himself eagerly into Harrison’s mayoral campaign, albeit without...

Jan 28th

What's for dinner?

fareastmeetswildwest: adeandabet: Kristinand I were discussing some dinner options that would...

Jan 28th

GPOYW is beardy as heck today. 1, 2, 3, 4. Must be the snow.

Jan 28th

chrispazen: aimers: This is huge if you live in NYC, kay...

Jan 28th

fareastmeetswildwest: adeandabet: thephenthouse: ...

Jan 28th

Annie: I found big love!
Annie: on the internet
Annie: wait
Annie: this sounds like I've been using e-harmony
Annie: I mean I found the episodes online

Jan 28th

aodine: lfarm: “We’ll meet outside Madison Square...

Jan 28th

Via Married to the Sea.

Jan 28th

All I want today is some pancakes.

Jan 28th

I hate when I embarrass myself.

settingitaside: oliviaisferosch: Sitting here and just thought: “It would be great if someone...

Jan 28th

The Freakin Dollar Tree Edgewater - m4w...

Jan 28th

Yes! I found the new Big Love episodes online!

Jan 28th

Seriously, everyone.

Jan 28th

I’m just going to punch everyone in the face now!

Jan 28th

realrealsoft: thegrasshopperunit: christinahaberkern: ...

Jan 27th

Chicago Public Radio, Audible Feast

Jan 27th

Maaaaaaaaaan how does Redbox not have Vicky Christina Barcelona but has The Wackness and Dog Gone?

Jan 27th

onesong: unicornfandance: thewordunheard: malty: In...

Jan 27th

HR FAIL

micek: I just got a reply to a job I applied for, from over 2 MONTHS ago! Maybe in a...

Jan 27th

Haha, Mike White and his dad are going to be on The Amazing...

Jan 27th

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sugarhighz: lhh: 20something: Stars - Personal wanted single F, under 33 must enjoy the sun,...

Jan 27th

I have so much ChapStick on right now.

Jan 27th

Books, books, books. Happy books. I bought myself Demons in...

Jan 27th

From my birthday dinner. “Why’d they give you a...

Jan 27th

Stills from a video I took of my niece Romy. I miss her...

Jan 27th

Annie

agoodstart: Happy Birthday to one of my absolute favorites of all the people I follow. hope you...

Jan 27th

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annicka: tylercoates: Aphex Twin - “Avril 14th” These two minutes of song break my heart in...

Jan 27th

I think I’ve said it before but I love Geof Manthorne.

Jan 25th

Birthday 2008! 23 lit candles in the car! Probably really...

Jan 25th

Birthday 2007!

Jan 25th

Birthday 2006

Jan 25th

4 years old!

Jan 25th

3 years old!

Jan 25th

Jay is really sticking with those...

chrispazen: god bless him. I thought he looked really cute with his glasses and I think more men...

Jan 21st

347: Matchmakers

“When you set up your friends, you can’t avoid revealing what you really think about...

Jan 21st

“There are things of which I may not speak; There are dreams that cannot die; There are...

Jan 21st

realrealsoft: jermbob: I have an odd craving for a...

Jan 20th

Tumblr Love Story

radarchive: incurable: Well, several of you have figured it out by now so I figure it’s time to...

Jan 20th

(via meetmeat)

Jan 20th

allisonweiss: Every time a newscaster proudly says...

Jan 20th

Wait a tick, are you copying me?

Jan 20th

This is an ideal office for me. Via Apartment Therapy...

Jan 20th

Minus the weird file cabinet thing on the left, I really...

Jan 20th

On Inauguration Day

Chris: i wont be watching the musical performances either
Annie: Yeah, no
Annie: that is so cheesy
Annie: I would rather just hear his speech and move on
Chris: Seconded
Annie: fucking Bono
Annie: haha, is Bono even there?
Annie: I was just blaming him

Jan 20th

Schwing!

Baberaham Lincoln: noun meaning “Total babe,” also used as an adjective to describe an...

Jan 20th

On the Friday of my first week as a freshman at Iowa I was...

Jan 20th

Maybe it’s not the right time but I started to read As I Lay Dying today and I’m 45...

Jan 20th

Man, I’m starving. Via The Pioneer Woman

Jan 19th

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freaksandgeeks: Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Bad Reputation Cause I don’t give a damn...

Jan 19th

C: I was actually going to wait to call you until tomorrow because I figured with the holiday, you'd be off work.
Me: No, we're here.
C: . . .Sorry.

Jan 19th

Listen

withoutmelissa: devincastro: CocoRosie - By Your Side I’ve posted this before, but like...

Jan 19th

I just spoke with a woman who wanted to know something about the employment of her husband, whom she...

Jan 19th

almostnever: foxy. Foxy lady, I think I love you.

Jan 19th

I sign up for a lot of e-mail lists and so far I have received for my birthday for free: One...

Jan 19th

gluttonyisabliss: (via amazingranda) Chocolate mint ice...

Jan 19th

Morality in the Middle Ages

I can’t find a Netflix DVD that I got the other day…do I play honest and pay the $20 for...

Jan 19th

My friend of many years, Katie, flew into Chicago last night...

Jan 19th

What a strange little night we just had.

Jan 18th

mimin: Untitled by Miss Lulu & The Teaspoon Shortage ...

Jan 18th

Maybe I am de classe

oliviaisferosch: So I suddenly remembered that today plays host to the birthday party of one of my...

Jan 18th

Listen

Brand New- Jesus Christ I listened to this song a lot when it was first released. I think I loved...

Jan 18th

Watch

agoodstart: furrowedbrow: danhacker: ‘500 Days of Summer’ teaser trailer Starring joseph...

Jan 18th

gluttonyisabliss: (via Walter_Ezell) Eggs, bacon, toast...

Jan 17th

me: I feel like a trollop!
M: trollop?
me: a vulgar or disreputable woman ; especially : one who engages in sex promiscuously or for money
M: hahaha, i thought it was some of slang for fruit roll up

Jan 17th

The Grotto. Dickeyville, Wisconsin.

Jan 17th

Listen

booksarebetterthanboys: theduty: copycats: “You Can Call Me Al” by Jens Lekman originally by...

Jan 17th

“Why choose to live among volcanoes, in desolation, with weather that is almost impossible to...

Jan 17th

Listen

Arcade Fire - Crown of Love “You gotta be the one, you gotta be the way, your name is the...

Jan 17th

C’est moi!

Jan 17th

Since everyone is doing it… Who wants to real life...

Jan 17th

I just got my W-2! I love doing my taxes (I am totally not kidding).

Jan 16th

daylightfading20: acewepeel: We watched “Unsolved...

Jan 16th

Another beautiful one. Via

Jan 16th

SNL photographs by Mary Ellen Matthews. I’ve always...

Jan 16th

juliaallison: Adorable I want to wear this on a first...

Jan 16th

I’ve been trying to figure out for almost a year whether or not this is weird: If I am out of...

Jan 16th

I wish I knew how to make a link...

Chris: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090116/pl_afp/uspoliticstransitionperino_20090116182704
Chris: btw hottest press secretary ever
Annie: yeah not bad
Annie: Her jacket is ugly but her face is not
Chris: better than this guy
Chris: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bgoodsel/venezuelatalk_files/image067.jpg
Chris: or this guy
Chris: http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/scottmcclellan8ie.jpg
Annie: Uh, yeah
Annie: If that second guy lost like 50 he might be better
Annie: More Jon Hamm
Annie: less "John ate too much ham"

Jan 16th

Wearing a wool sweater

means having an entire day of “Is there a hair in my mouth?” moments.

Jan 16th

settingitaside: puppy time! OK, seriously. Is there like a...

Jan 16th

Today is my Tumblr’s first birthday (only 9 days...

Jan 16th

Obviously everything is a bit glitchy right now but SWEET!...

Jan 16th

Yes, cellphone, I did want to say “stayeah” instead of “stayed” and...

Jan 16th

So, I was going to cave and order Nars “Orgasm”...

Jan 16th

I try not to complain about the weather too much but this...

Jan 16th

TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?

daylightfading20: theduty: supersonicelectronic: Mine’s “Chelsea Boots.” the dutebox. ...

Jan 16th

OK Ryan Gosling, you have my attention.

Jan 16th

Watch

lookmom: RYAN GOSLING SINGING+KIDS SINGING IN SPOOKY COSTUMES=HEART PALPITATIONS this comes...

Jan 16th

realrealsoft: onefootinthegrave: nickmcglynn: US...

Jan 15th

Whewwwww I want to go home.

Jan 15th

sharingtime: scout: deadshot:(via freaksandgeeks)

Jan 15th

I think I want to make some Challah bread. I’m going...

Jan 15th

I have so many clothes on and it is so itchy!!!

Jan 15th

Love the little stove/fireplace in the corner and the...

Jan 15th

Love the orange couch. From Desire to Inspire.

Jan 15th

Bank

Jan 15th

“what’s your favorite letter?”
— a 7 year-old just asked me...

Jan 15th

I am posting this photo so that I can come back to it any...

Jan 15th

Don’t ask why but I just punched my bottle of Dr. Pepper. The lid was not all the way on. I...

Jan 14th

billhinton: Last night when I was out and about my friend Andrew told me that whenever he speaks...

Jan 14th

“Future? Oh, I get it. You mean you don’t foresee a pot of...”
— Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by...

Jan 14th

I don’t know why but I am annoyed that my company ordered veal to be served as one of the...

Jan 14th

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radarchive: deathgab: Kate Nash - Merry Happy Love Kate Nash.

Jan 14th

Chris: i've never taken advil or tylenol or anything like that my whole life
Chris: and ever since porsche parked herself in here, i need something
Chris: get it
Chris: parked...porsche
Chris: her name is a car
Chris: which is retarded
Annie: Oh, I get it
Annie: What's her kids name?
Annie: Delorian?

Jan 14th

This is Keiko, she makes clothes and sells them and...

Jan 14th

One of my favorite things about my job is when people are extrememly rude to me before they even...

Jan 14th

Things that make me happy

When people wipe the condensation off of the windows on the bus. When little dogs with tiny...

Jan 14th

12 Most Anticipated Films at Sundance

Jan 14th

I love miniatures. This one is from Shedd Aquarium.

Jan 14th

Barney Stinson: This feels so good, I’m worried I’m going to get this burger pregnant. ...

Jan 14th

chrispazen: allthiscanbeyours: (via jilllian) Ugh. ...

Jan 14th

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daylightfading20: copycats: “Romeo and Juliet” by Matt Nathanson originally by Dire Straits ...

Jan 14th

realrealsoft: sharpless: hotg0ssip: allthiscanbeyours:...

Jan 14th

oliviaisferosch: anniehinton: I don’t think I know how tall I am. 5’2”?? 5’3”?? I will measure...

Jan 14th

A nice color palette. Purely accidental. Sorry if posting a...

Jan 14th

He’s a smooth talker. We kissed later.

Jan 14th

I don’t think I know how tall I am. 5’2”?? 5’3”?? I will measure...

Jan 13th

Want. From Etsy seller artisanimpact.

Jan 13th

“When someone cries, it feels like you are waiting for the rain. When someone sings, it feels...

Jan 13th

dailyotter: Via This little guy reminds me of Bog and...

Jan 13th

When I picked this book up from the library today I was so...

Jan 13th

This particular illustration is by Rachell Sumpter. From...

Jan 13th

Best Proposal Ever

radarchive: insidethebox: IMDB’s How I Met Your Mother Trivia: During one episode, Robin...

Jan 13th

“We will never know the extent of the damage movies are doing to us.” -Pauline Kael

Jan 13th

partymachine: specialbunny: eveholt: zachc: RIP why...

Jan 13th

realrealsoft: allow: shinyredballoon: I wish it looked...

Jan 13th

arrestedstills: He came across Lucille’s emergency stash of...

Jan 12th

“ … If guys are intimidated by you, you don’t need...”
— Lindsay is just not that into...

Jan 12th

The Old Navy baby girl clothes are adorable right now.

Jan 12th

“Jobs, in contrast, seems determined to hang on at Apple no...”
— Oh snap! Dan Lyons on Steve...

Jan 12th

billhinton: Also going through my phone I found this guy. ...

Jan 12th

FYI, the Chicago Cultural Center is beautiful and free. They...

Jan 12th

Dr. Pepper* can be my baby daddy any day of the week. *Bonus! He’s a Doctor, he can make the...

Jan 12th

Why in the world did I cut my hair?

Jan 11th

billhinton: I’m blowing up like Big Bertha. Best game ever.

Jan 11th

Listen

The Honorary Title - Cut Short “We could be like onions and peppers In a sleeping bag fajita...

Jan 11th

I don’t wanna wear tights anymore.

Jan 11th

“We’re midwest as fuck, we can handle this” -Me to Brian regarding the snow and...

Jan 10th

Watch

Heyyyyy, remember when it was warm out and you could actually leave the house? Lykke Li & Bon...

Jan 10th

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

annicka: redorangeorangeonred: cmpblldllghn: tmblg: markn: shebs: peterwknox: ...

Jan 10th

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Kings of Leon - Knocked Up This song makes me want to get knocked up and have some woodsy named...

Jan 10th

You know what I hate?

When it’s 4 o’clock and you see yourself in the mirror at work and realize that you...

Jan 9th

Hey, if you’re thinking you want to marry me this is...

Jan 9th

The smell of room temperature cream is cheese is, by far, the most foul smell on the face of the...

Jan 9th

settingitaside: I am puppy-sitting today! this is hueby,...

Jan 9th

Kate Spade

Jan 9th

I love letters.

Jan 9th

I think Toni Colette is one of my new favorite actresses. I...

Jan 9th

Why I hate talking on the phone:

When you’re on the phone with someone and you keep interrupting each other, you can’t...

Jan 9th

I can never say I love everything in an interior design...

Jan 9th

Obstacles

dearoldlove: I know the distance is a factor. As is your inability to admit that I am a total babe.

Jan 9th

“Cat noise!”
— Liz Lemon. (via...

Jan 9th

Oh my god, Kenneth & Teen Witch? I can die happy.

Jan 9th

I was about 70% depressed so I baked chocolate chip cookies. I am 100% ecstatic now.

Jan 9th

Listen

realrealsoft: america - sister golden hair it sounds like it could have been written today,...

Jan 9th

My parents have some awesome wallpaper.

Jan 9th

Crap, all of the images on my dashboard are coming up as red x’s. What good is tumblr (at...

Jan 8th

Am I the only one who thinks that red electronics (cell phones, iPods, computers) are tacky?

Jan 8th

Items I am in the market for:

Computer iPod Purse Camera Cauliflower Cheese grater

Jan 8th

aodine: verbadjectivenoun: alohanico: influent: Dunny...

Jan 8th

Apparently I have started a ritual with myself in which I forget my cell phone every Thursday.

Jan 8th

(Unfortunately, she couldn’t pass with the title of...

Jan 8th

(Now, I’m fairly certain that life was not meant to be...

Jan 8th

Listen

We Are Scientists - Textbook “I’m smitten but not stupid I can read it all over your...

Jan 8th

realrealsoft: for anniehinton. Shamwow! That’s...

Jan 8th

Kitty on my face, giraffes driving a jeep on my hairband.

Jan 8th

“Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and...”
— (via musicjunkie) Super nerdy...

Jan 7th

I switched the buttons on my mouse and I’m using it left handed today because I’ve had a...

Jan 7th

Life imitates art?

“I can’t seem to give this away.” -Lindsay Bluth

Jan 7th

oliviaisferosch: anniehinton: Guys, I am so bored. I just...

Jan 7th

Guys, I am so bored. I just made this male model guy on the...

Jan 7th

“Trying to keep track of everything lost? Or celebrating what wasn’t?” -From this...

Jan 7th

Paroxysmal Supraventricular Tachycardia

Jan 7th

dailyotter: Via Otter laugh!!

Jan 7th

Now that Christmas is over, I’m sort of done with this...

Jan 7th

I’ve amassed a “Funny Hat” collection of...

Jan 7th

California cop shoots apparently helpless man...

Jan 6th

Just a thought:

You should be able to follow the tumblr explore page. Sometimes stories and songs come up that I...

Jan 6th

This is perfect. From The Blah, Blah, Blahg…

Jan 6th

Reason #2 why my brother needs to move...

I need to join a gym and I need someone who will go with me who also won’t find me repulsive...

Jan 6th

“Shamwow is the new bacon.” -Quoting myself again, because it’s true.

Jan 6th

Weather.com, Fraud?

I just want you all to know that today I decided to wear flats and didn’t grab my hat because...

Jan 6th

I want to walk out of work and go home and find a way to...

Jan 6th

Want. And will buy.

Jan 6th

Listen

Built to Spill - Twin Falls This song reminds me of someone I know.

Jan 6th

sleepanddream: Life should be like a Toulouse Lautrec...

Jan 6th

B-Fed again. See what I mean about “dream puppy”...

Jan 6th

This is B-Fed and I. This is the dog that will forever be my...

Jan 6th

Listen

This is probably going to lose me some followers but whatever. I like Bright Eyes, especially when...

Jan 6th

I was watching Paranoid Park yesterday and sometimes I like...

Jan 6th

Oh, Ira Glass. I like him.

Jan 6th

Louis Wain’s cat drawings interest me to no end.

Jan 5th

Things I want for my Birthday*

Products or a gift certificate from Bake it Pretty. Cash for my new tattoo. A hug. *A day in...

Jan 5th

Oh my goodness. Marc Jacobs mousie flats for Little Marc...

Jan 5th

I’ve never been ice skating before.

Jan 5th

Listen

In honor of seeing Rachel Getting Married yesterday in which Tunde Adebimpe was great, I thought...

Jan 5th

“But sometimes love should be…terrifying.” -Buster Bluth

Jan 5th

Fake eyelashes. I need more practice with them.

Jan 5th

(via almostnever)

Jan 4th

Female.

Jan 4th

I have an affinity for vintage text books and...

Jan 3rd

oliviaisferosch: More clyfford. Probably my favourite...

Jan 3rd

I just laughed out loud and it sounded like my little brother’s laugh.

Jan 2nd

Because I love love: “No, this is how it works You peer inside yourself You take the things...

Jan 2nd

“For a place called Einstein bagels, these bagels are pretty retarded.” -Chris,...

Jan 2nd

I feel so weird today and I am having trouble typing. Apocalypse?

Jan 2nd

Listen

Coconut Records - Microphone “You are my voice, my microphone.”

Jan 2nd

(via arrestedstills) I just started following...

Jan 2nd

Watch

partymachine: wow. great recap of cinema in 2008. It was an epic year. 2008 Cinema + Sigur Ros...

Jan 2nd

My Resolutions: Write more. Read more. Smile more. Say yes.

Jan 2nd

The first photo of 2009. I’m in there somewhere.

Jan 2nd