interstellar perversion

Obviously Fall reminds most people of school but when I...

Oct 2nd

The room where the previous photo was taken. The ceilings...

Oct 2nd

Can’t remember where I yanked this from but I fucking...

Oct 1st

The world is a cruel place

Why did they discontinue Ranch Frito’s (in the mid 90’s)? They are THE chip of my...

Oct 1st

Outfit I would like to (semi) re-create.

Oct 1st

I always love a good ”Did you know…?”. ...

Oct 1st

This photo was in the Redeye today and it was taken in my...

Oct 1st

I’ve always loved this photo. If only fruits were...

Oct 1st

Train car. Taken with my lomo camera.

Oct 1st

annicka: Cornerstone with schmallyn yesterday I love...

Oct 1st

I love the scene in 101 Dalmatians where the people look...

Sep 29th

Sep 26th

Happy Friday!

Sep 26th

deleteyourself: It’s getting cold out. Luckily her jacket...

Sep 26th

Jim and Pam forever.

Sep 26th

Empty.

My god I am frickin’ starving. And I’ve been looking at recipes all day and it’s...

Sep 25th

Forgot my cell phone at home! This feels the same as being worried you left your oven on.

Sep 25th

Watch

Sep 25th

I do not smile nearly as much as I used to. Oh. No.

Sep 24th

Hahaha, yep. Definitely put my underwear on inside out today.

Sep 24th

dazzlingdelta: caragh: amandalynferri:  So cute!

Sep 24th

Call this number:

505-255-8682 One of these things is not like the other.

Sep 23rd

Little did they know how accurate the ”Bag Lady”...

Sep 23rd

Definitely should have cut my hair like this.

Sep 23rd

Stedman just ordered a grapefruit juice behind me at the...

Sep 22nd

“Think how much better off McCain would be today had he...”
— No Laughing Matter - Op-Ed -...

Sep 22nd

“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”
— Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank...

Sep 19th

Dear College, You were good to me and now that I have been...

Sep 19th

lookmom: EVERYONE IS POSTING DOMINO PICTURES BEFORE I CAN...

Sep 19th

ImInGreatShape: so tell me a story!
me: I just walked around target with my fly down.

Sep 19th

lookmom: amazing Rob Ryan is amazing. I made an entry with...

Sep 18th

OK, so I know he was definitely a traitor but seriously,...

Sep 18th

“Would you rather have Lando Calrissian or Emperor Palpatine...”
— Me, to my non-voting...

Sep 18th

Yes, this is he.

Why does it have to be so awkward when you mispronounce a person’s name?

Sep 17th

lookmom: is this really ugly For chair fabric? No, it could...

Sep 17th

I bought the Samoas (Caramel Delights) one. It is okay but...

Sep 17th

I am somehow, like many others, on the mailing list for Nice...

Sep 17th

ahhh,

Nothing quite ruins a day like getting up early.

Sep 17th

rickyv: Connected Ventures, September 2008 (via Caaaait) ...

Sep 16th

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! (ok, so that is...

Sep 16th

ffffood: kaffeina: HUNGRY!!! Pizza in Naples, where in...

Sep 16th

I guess I’m going to chronicle some of my favorite...

Sep 16th

Hello. I just wanted you all to know how much I love reading...

Sep 16th

“He’s like the Lloyd Dobbler for an entirely new...

Sep 16th

Silly LHC!

How does time get away from me so often! I am almost certain the LHC is to blame for the fact that I...

Sep 16th

gregcbrown: annicka: I can’t believe it was already dark on my way home tonight. Nuts. I got on...

Sep 16th

“Just call us back when you got two arms.”
— Co-worker to client

Sep 15th

Watch

maryrambin: The final finale. My favorite and the crowd favorite.  Oh dear god, thank you. I...

Sep 12th

I know this does not matter but I feel like I must say it: My stomach hurts and is flip flopping all...

Sep 12th

bellevoitceque: Devendra Banhart (photo by Todd Selby)  Not...

Sep 11th

An important reminder today:

“An eye for an eye will make the whole World blind.” - Mahatma Gandhi

Sep 11th

I brought my DS to work today just in case there was any down time and now that there isn’t I...

Sep 9th

I DO exist, I do, I do, I do

At my parent’s house, I looked in my mother’s Rolodex and I was not listed. I wrote out...

Sep 6th

169. Be nice to your sister. You are her...

(via rulesformyunbornson) I love my brothers.

Sep 5th

From a police affidavit. The man who reported on the...

Sep 5th

John McCain is a Cyclon

Sep 5th

One of my many wishes in life is to always look put together. Someday maybe.

Sep 5th

The Big 5-0: 150 Cover Songs of Madonna,...

Sep 4th

“Once, I almost choked to death on a piece of broccoli at...”
— Alec Baldwin, this article...

Sep 4th

“I loved her, I loved her. I loved her the way I loved my...”
— Alec Baldwin on Kim Basinger...

Sep 4th

Now here’s something I haven’t done it awhile. Tights.

Sep 4th

Glow stick moustache.

Sep 4th

Giant (actually very tiny) bottomless pit with face.

Sep 4th

Chicago, you look good.

Sep 4th

At work today, I have read 146 pages so far.

Sep 3rd

If you’re stupid enough to let your significant...

Sep 2nd

“I haven’t asked my mom yet if she would do a...”
— A client on her mother’s...

Sep 2nd

I think I just invented a delicious sandwich in my head and now I’m stuck at work and...

Sep 2nd

My mother is becoming a cruel, harsh woman and making me pay for my own cell phone now and I think I...

Sep 2nd

Post Haste

I. Need. A. New. Job. Please.

Sep 2nd