interstellar perversion

"I never give 5's"

My tri-annual employee evaluation is today. I’m actually a bit nervous because I haven’t...

Aug 28th

WRONG!

I don’t know why this bugs me so much but when I hear a person tell someone something that I...

Aug 28th

Story about house that houses the following bathroom. I...

Aug 28th

Love this bathroom. It’s so cute and small looking. ...

Aug 28th

I love this chair, which would be perfect in my bedroom....

Aug 27th

(via lookmom)

Aug 27th

Do it for the kids

ellebelle: askvero: My best friend is a Chicago Public School teacher (brave girl) and is need...

Aug 26th

lookmom: my house please  No kidding.

Aug 26th

I want this necklace.

Aug 26th

UCB does a staged reading of an episode of...

Aug 26th

“Thinking about my heart, I guess you’ve heard...”
— Ben Lee

Aug 26th

Aug 26th

Aug 26th

Here's what's happening right now.

juliaallison: In the Hamptons, trying to get home.  Locked the keys in the car along with MY DOG. ...

Aug 25th

The book I’m reading smells like a urinal cake or something that sat in a...

Aug 25th

IRONY

Searching for a dentist in a city you don’t know very well is like pulling teeth. Any one have...

Aug 25th

“Club Sandwiches Not Seals”
— Via this delightful...

Aug 22nd

Welcome!

Baby Sam is on his way!

Aug 22nd

58 Across was the hardest.

I just finished the Friday crossword. I am excited about this!

Aug 22nd

God, why do these have to be so good? Also, if you make...

Aug 22nd

Just the Disc

Aug 21st

Today is Ice Cream Thursday. I feel pretty awful so I might throw the rest of my cone away. It feels...

Aug 21st

Pretty Corny

Whilst getting off the train today I saw a girl with a bunch of tattoos on her arms. The best/worst...

Aug 21st

Why are people who leave messages on my work voicemail such weirdos?

Aug 20th

booksarebetterthanboys: I just got a 7% raise.  Go me!  Someone got ripped off. That someone would...

Aug 20th

Baby got a 3% raise today. Which is like less than 50 cents.

Aug 20th

Listen

I spent a good part of my work day planning a fake Paris/Rome trip. So, French rap it is today. La...

Aug 20th

I just bought this bike basket

Aug 19th

and this bell!

Aug 19th

Path,a softer world.

Aug 19th

“Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because...”
— Thomas Cardinal Wolsey (via...

Aug 19th

Tonight feels so lonely.

Aug 19th

Uncool.

Aug 19th

I need to convince my mother to buy me a cornflower blue...

Aug 18th

quartertosleep: I thought nothing would beat the discomfort of my brother’s wiener dog humping my...

Aug 18th

Watch

gregcbrown: Wild & Crazy Kids - Track & Field Meet Who’s ready for some afternoon “Get...

Aug 15th

A cake of a Guts trophy, a piece of the aggro crag....

Aug 15th

This is my all time second favorite LOLcat.

Aug 15th

New little notebook from the Art Institute.

Aug 15th

The end of a really weird hair day.

Aug 15th

I can hear the jets for the air show zooming through the city. It’s creepy because I...

Aug 14th

You're the best.

“A member has requested help and has provided the following information: How May We Help?...

Aug 14th

This is so uncool!

Aug 14th

Anyone know where this and the following two pictures are...

Aug 14th

Aug 14th

Aug 14th

Listen

hrrrthrrr: [ i will never love you more….soko ] I love this song…it’s like Amelie meets Kimya...

Aug 14th

What?

Aug 13th

This site houses Chris Harne’s (huge) neat collection...

Aug 13th

Watch

juliaallison: OH MY GOD. wow. WOW. wow. TRULY UNBELIEVABLE. The best lip dub I’ve ever seen....

Aug 13th

Chris: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080813/ap_on_re_us/obit_tallest_woman
Annie: booo
Annie: giants should never be able to die

Aug 13th

Ugh, night ruined.

Aug 12th

Damn! I forgot my cell phone at home today.

Aug 12th

I just watched that Paranormal State show and definitely freaked myself out. I’ve always been...

Aug 12th

Having a bit of a poop day and I just SLAMMED my knee so hard into my coffee table.

Aug 12th

“You look so young! I thought that maybe someone brought...”
— A co-worker to me. Contrary to...

Aug 11th

It stinks on my office floor. It smells like a skunk. I have no idea why that would ever happen. In...

Aug 11th

micek: Educate yourself.

Aug 11th

“So I have figured out that all girls are crazy and the...”
— from an anonymous and eloquent...

Aug 7th

This annoys me to no end. Southport Grocery wrote up a...

Aug 6th

A random ad for this movie popped up out of nowhere on my...

Aug 6th

No! I said next to my… stick… team, you know,...

Aug 6th

Note: I have to buy this.

Aug 6th

Miss Lippy’s car is GREEN.

Aug 5th

Fluffy and white.

I want to eat and make some homemade popcorn right now. Guess I’m going to the grocery store...

Aug 5th

Rihanna is popping Chris Brown’s zit. HOT.

Aug 5th

Whenever Lollapalooza inevitably rolls around all I ever hear about is how hot it was and how people...

Aug 4th

Oh, Canada

I think I want to move to Canada. Not for politcal reasons, just because I bet it would be sweet.

Aug 1st

via PostSecret …obvs.

Aug 1st

I love this dress. It would be great to wear to upcoming...

Aug 1st

Witnesses: Canada bus passenger beheads seat...

Aug 1st