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The lesser of two evils.

Well, I chose a new cubicle yesterday. And today it is occupied by a different employee. Without...
Jul 1st
“…you can skillfully disarm someone else’s...”
— A snippet from my horoscope...
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
Oldie but goodie. The Knife - Heartbeats
Jul 1st
“I just want you to know that I never would have made your...”
— Stolen from Diablo...
Jun 30th
Catching up on A Softer World.
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
Sherman.
Jun 30th
I can not believe that I have to be a contributing member of society today. I just want to lie in...
Jun 30th
“Do you love her? … Then maybe, just maybe,...”
— Ryan Reynolds in Chaos Theory
Jun 30th
I feel very upside down.
Jun 29th

Where are you.

I think today would have been a good day to go to the lake to try to find some nice, flat stones.
Jun 29th
Warch Watch
Fire Flies/Lightning Bugs (that are hard to see) in the alley behind my house. They DO exist in the...
Jun 29th

"A robot love story"

I waited all day and night at home in the hopes that you would come, like my knight in shining...
Jun 29th
Warch Watch
Geez. This is cute.
Jun 28th
In honor of the Wall-E release today I found this drawing on...
Jun 27th
I don’t know if this happens to everyone but I’ve been annoying myself for some reason...
Jun 27th
Spectacular Chicago
Jun 27th

Bye bye to the only cube with a stellar...

My boss just told me that for logistical reasons I have to move my cube, I get two choices. They...
Jun 26th
“We just gently, gently sort of fell into each other. We were...”
— Nicole Kidman. Such a nice way...
Jun 26th

Those cats were fast as lightning

I just went to the bathroom and a co-worker of mine was trying to fill out one of those singing...
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
I like this commercial for HM magazine.
Jun 26th
Why I want to move to New York
Jun 26th
A Canadian man just told me that he detected my accent but he sounded like he was from the Midwest...
Jun 25th
Annie says: Someone is wearing what sounds like swishy pants
Annie says: Apparently there is a fifth grader that traveled into the future from 1995 in here
Jun 25th
True. From Natalie Dee.
Jun 25th
One of my least favorite things about being a human is expectations. I hate when people expect more...
Jun 25th

Deeeeeeeep

I just remembered a great memory from my high school years. If something serious and heartfelt ever...
Jun 25th
“She started kangarooing some other dude”
— Ian Usher, selling his life on...
Jun 24th
“But as a rule, gay guys don’t make bad parents; they...”
— Augusten Burroughs from...
Jun 24th

41,785,200

If you live to the average life expectancy of 79.5 years you only get to live for 696,420 hours. ...
Jun 24th
Ah this is what I want.
Jun 24th
My hands keep picking up very strange smells. Today they smell like the slightly burnt bottom of a...
Jun 23rd
I just heard the best hold music ever. It was Home on the Range but it sounded like old...
Jun 23rd

Do the one-hour photo machines EVER...

allgrownsup: Seriously. I just went to 3 different drugstores and they were all down. This has been...
Jun 23rd
Lego Wall*E. Find him here.
Jun 19th
Christopher says: i'm going with the full size today.
Christopher says: i'm mega hung
Annie says: not the best word choice
Christopher says: hungry
Christopher says: hahaha hung sorta changes the meaning
Annie says: indeed
Jun 19th
I feel like this might not be the best platform to get your...
Jun 19th
Oh my god, and my bra too!
Jun 19th
You can definitely see my underpants through my dress today! I feel stupid!
Jun 19th
Funny phrase of the day: “Hot Dog” headache
Jun 18th
They served Blue Bunny ice cream at the lunch today! That’s nearly unheard of in Illinois...
Jun 18th
Werewolf bar mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men...
Jun 18th
NBC Tower tenant appreciation lunch today. Free pizza, soda...
Jun 18th
I wish I wasn’t sick always again. I wanted to color...
Jun 17th
Two More Girls Die After Receiving Gardasil...
Jun 17th
I would kill to go swimming right now.
Jun 16th
Listen Listen
Xiu Xiu - Under Pressure
Jun 13th
Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It’s after 6 o’clock Lemon. What am I,...
Jun 13th
I just ate pizza for lunch. It’s the first time I’ve had something remotely pizza-y in...
Jun 13th
Just realized today is Friday the 13th. Awesome. I love Friday the 13th.
Jun 13th
These two completely unrelated books were next to each other...
Jun 13th
Iowa City is totally underwater! How is any one getting any...
Jun 13th
WTF! TasteSpotting is gone! It was like FFFFOUND! for food blogs. Not cool.
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
I accidentally stumbled upon some old Sesame Street clips this morning. They are surprisingly fun to...
Jun 13th
I like this haircut. I copy Reese Witherspoon’s styles...
Jun 12th
I just put some splenda in my iced tea. One word: NAST. I can’t believe I used to drink so...
Jun 12th
Contact Information:  E-mail: 19071 b*** Ct Cute, but not quite an e-mail address.
Jun 11th
My co-workers and I are finally caught up and I asked my boss if there was anything for us to do and...
Jun 11th

Things I want to eat

Pizza 1 Milky Way Veggie Burger with French Fries Chocolate Shake Orange Soda Gnocchi in Cream Sauce...
Jun 11th
When clients are rude to me at work I say whatever I need to say in the sweetest, most happy tone...
Jun 10th

Those Tomatoes May Not Be Safe

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) This could be why I was sick!!! I had all but one of the symptoms of...
Jun 10th
Alright, now I’m freezing. So cold that under my fingernails the skin is dark bluish-purple....
Jun 6th
I was planning on writing that I regretted coming to work today because of ultra late/packed trains...
Jun 6th
I am definitely sick today. I’m going to go to work anyway. I am so hot. I feel like my body...
Jun 6th
via Anna Kuperburg at Kuperblog
Jun 5th
Green Our Vaccines Rally
Jun 5th
Warch Watch
A real life Wall-E!!!!! I’m dying!
Jun 5th
There are two dead featherless baby birds on the walk way in my courtyard. What is the proper...
Jun 5th
Magnetic Movie
Jun 4th
“Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”
— Robert Anton Wilson (via...
Jun 4th

Elitist Alert:

Did any one else listen to MGMT when they were The Management?
Jun 4th
I can tell when a client is actually troubled when after I return his voicemail he says, “I...
Jun 3rd
gregcbrown: My brother (Nick Brown) is getting married...
Jun 2nd