That's 200 days off!
I could really use 100 weekends in a row right about now.
If I lean too close to my work computer monitor when I am on the phone I can hear myself and I sound like a robot. If I touch the screen while I am on the phone there is a very high pitched buzzy noise. My monitor is either trying to tell me something or trying to kill me .
This game is making my day better.
I have to go the library today but the Lincoln-Belmont branch sucks nuggets. I need a new library.
Just relax, find you a barbeque– -A coworker
All of the sudden, I am becoming vicisouly annoyed with everything today.
Last night I dreamt that there were flowers popping up out of the ground and the grass was green and the trees were full of leaves but there was still a foot of snow on the ground. I decided that the best way to deal with the snow was to color all of it green with chalk. I didn’t get very far.
This is still funny
A note from my older brother to my younger brother: Bill, Remember to pick up my check for me today after you get off work. Also give lily 2 scoops of food tomorrow and dump out her water and give her fresh water. Before you leave always check the fridge so she doesn’t sneak in there. Thanks. We should be back by 5:00 tomorrow. Rob One more thing. Close the toilet lid. She’s been...
I want this tree house!! →
The best benefit of baking? You have to eat all of the ugly ones before anyone else sees them. Baking peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. Yum.
This is hilar(ious) →
Apparently, this guy is trying to sue Christina Aguilera because he is her father (sperm donation). His little rant is worth a quick glance as he “…got lost on Gilligans Island if the world recalls and I saved their lives, going out to see.”
alanthebox: i took a break from work tonight to...
A city full of compost.
The plastic cups from lunch at SoapOpera/Sopraffina were compostable!!! However, where does one find a compost heap in Chicago? Probably not going to happen. EDIT: Might find a compost heap on the train, aka, homeless guys and girls.
Confirmed: Scarlett Johansson Makes Best-Ever... →
NOOOOOOOO!!!! Come on!