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Fat cat

I googled ‘pregnant cat’ because I didn’t know what one would look like and now I...
May 1st

Follow Directions

It bothers me when I call a client back and leave on their voicemail what number they should call to...
May 1st

Convert

I think I may have officially gotten over the fact that I really can’t have coffee anymore...
May 1st

That's 200 days off!

I could really use 100 weekends in a row right about now.
Apr 29th
This is so sexy for some reason. via Desire to Inspire
Apr 25th
All of the photos on this site make me happy. This one made...
Apr 25th

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If I lean too close to my work computer monitor when I am on the phone I can hear myself and I sound...
Apr 25th
Why do I love Wall-E so much?
Apr 24th
Escapa!
Apr 24th
I’m trying to eat better but still have good flavor...
Apr 24th

Nuggets

I have to go the library today but the Lincoln-Belmont branch sucks nuggets. I need a new library.
Apr 24th
“Just relax, find you a barbeque”
— -A coworker
Apr 23rd
All of the sudden, I am becoming vicisouly annoyed with everything today.
Apr 23rd
Last night I dreamt that there were flowers popping up out of the ground and the grass was green and...
Apr 23rd

This is still funny

A note from my older brother to my younger brother: Bill, Remember to pick up my check for me...
Apr 22nd
I want this tree house!!
Apr 19th
The best benefit of baking? You have to eat all of the ugly ones before anyone else sees them. ...
Apr 19th
Funny that a shopping cart redesigned as a chair would be...
Apr 18th
This is hilar(ious)
Apr 18th
I love this (boy) outfit!!
Apr 18th
Listen Listen
alanthebox: i took a break from work tonight to make a song. i think it’s been around 3 months...
Apr 18th

A city full of compost.

The plastic cups from lunch at SoapOpera/Sopraffina were compostable!!! However, where does one find...
Apr 17th
Confirmed: Scarlett Johansson Makes Best-Ever...
Apr 17th
I keep wondering where all the Chicago users are too! ...
Apr 15th

Problem

This morning I discovered the Blueberry-Pomegranate (basically brain juice in blended...
Apr 15th
“I will sleep above the covers I will love you like no other...”
— I Will Keep the Bad Things...
Apr 11th
“…the young man or woman writing today has forgotten the...”
— William Faulkner, Nobel Prize...
Apr 11th

The Office Returns!

Maybe my hopes were too high for the new Office episode but I really think it just became clear to...
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
The Killers - Read My Mind That is seriously a sexy mustache. And great teeth.
Apr 11th
Nilvah: you know what the old girl said when we broke up
Nilvah: or did i already tell you
me: nope
me: didn't tell me
Nilvah: "good, now you can date annie hinton all you want" me: HAHAHAHAH
Apr 11th
When (IF!!!!) I register my car with the state of Illinois I will be incurring these blows to my...
Apr 10th
Chris: get this!!!!
Chris: did you know mr. ed was a zebra!
Annie: WTFFFF
Annie: MY GOD DAMN MIND IS BLOWN.
Apr 10th
If I were going to make one of these shirts, it would be...
Apr 10th
I want to have this bike.
Apr 10th
This is a good sign!
Apr 10th
We could get along.
Apr 9th
Oh no, how can it only be Wednesday? Yuuuuuck.
Apr 9th
Annie: I WANT THAT BIKE
Annie: THIS IS INSANE
Annie: Alright, cool it Annie. WWJD?
Apr 8th
Johnny 5 is coming back!
Apr 7th
Apr 4th

the world is coming to an end

yourdp: hilker: the royals are the last undefeated team in baseball right now, sweeping the best...
Apr 4th

History Note

Today is the 40th anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr.
Apr 4th
Panic and worry manifest themselves as a furrowed brow, a racing heart, a stomach ache, and the...
Apr 3rd
I keep getting e-mails and I perk up only to soon realize they are never from who I want them from.
Apr 3rd
Warch Watch
Found via http://adventuresinautism.blogspot.com To put it simply, this makes me really mad!
Apr 3rd
I absolutely loved the mad fold-ins when I was a kid. There...
Apr 2nd
Beard Alphabet! Find it here
Apr 2nd
The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
Apr 2nd
Mr. T brought boy out of coma
Apr 2nd
We Heart It
Apr 1st
Bush Booed at Nationals Opener
Apr 1st
I want a dog. Like this one or this one or this one All with appropriate name and collar changes, of...
Apr 1st
I really dislike April Fool’s Day and on that note, I forgot to put the rent check in the...
Apr 1st