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Listen Listen
David Brent - Freelove Freeway “She’s deeead.” “She’s not...
Dec 2nd
Alright, I might be a little slow on the uptake but did you know that Jason Schwartzman is Nicolas...
Dec 2nd

Batched Out

dearoldlove: I baked cookies three times last week in the hopes that you would come over and eat...
Dec 2nd
For only 10 cents you can discover what type of lover you...
Dec 2nd
Home of the best pizza ever. Happy Joe’s.
Dec 2nd
balltillifall: The CTA has rolled out the Holiday Train ...
Dec 1st
Oh, hello dream room. via Desire to Inspire.
Dec 1st

On the Resolute Desk

Annie: If I were president I would ask for a table with no drawers because I am a messy bast and I would put like bouncy balls and skittles and receipts in the drawers.
Chris: I would want secret drawers put in it like in National Treasure 2
Chris: and specifically cite that movie in my request
Dec 1st
Maureen Dowd on Tina Fey
Dec 1st
I, for the most part, enjoy wearing glasses. They help me see and babies like them. They sometimes...
Dec 1st
There’s a pretty cheesy store in the mall in my...
Dec 1st
Buddy and I
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
By Your Side - CocoRosie “I’ll never cheat, I’ll be the best girl you’d...
Dec 1st
I just saw Boy in the Striped Pajamas and I only have one thing to say: I did not think that was...
Nov 30th
My mother has a photo folder on her computer titled “Bugs”.
Nov 30th
billhinton: This is what I thought my mom looked like when I...
Nov 30th
YAY! It’s time to watch Elf! Now, where to get candy...
Nov 29th
I just made cookies with a 2 and a half year old. Not as big of a disaster as I thought it would be.
Nov 28th
This Thanksgiving I come bearing hipster reading/viewing...
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
Happy Slapsgiving.
Nov 27th
Listen Listen
allisonweiss: hrrrthrrr: [ daylight….matt & kim ] This song rocks, duh. On par with...
Nov 27th

Perhaps this is weird...

My friends and I have created “Rich People” names for ourselves over the years. Mine has...
Nov 26th

SUPER COOOOL (spoken with a French...

As someone who has lived in the midwest for the majority of her life, I don’t think it is that...
Nov 26th
billhinton: Romo-cop. Admittedly not her best hair day but...
Nov 26th
billhinton: I’m such a sucker for girls with tattoos.  Her?
Nov 26th

Gone

My work computer had to be wiped clean today and have everything re-installed. I lost all of my...
Nov 26th
Warch Watch
Rhombus!
Nov 26th
I want this ring.
Nov 25th
Julia Kuo
Nov 25th
“There is always one person you love who becomes that...”
— Chuck Klosterman (via...
Nov 25th
Listen Listen
Big Star - Thirteen “Come inside where it’s okay And I’ll shake you.”
Nov 25th
My roommate/best friend told me that he bought me a fairly big ticket item for Christmas ($180). I...
Nov 24th

Find a penny

My roommate and I do not pick up pennies that are heads down. I have terrible luck and I want to...
Nov 24th
balltillifall: Reading and records
Nov 24th
I’ll take it all, minus the chairs. via Desire to...
Nov 24th

A few thoughts:

1. I have a fat lip. 2. The instant messaging service that my company now uses believes that...
Nov 24th
Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all...
Nov 24th

ps

billhinton: ann I miss you. I remember that one time you drove me home from dans apartment. I was...
Nov 24th
“I’m into looks but I’m also into books.”
—  The Stills
Nov 24th
Listen Listen
sarazucker: pixies - here comes your man I know this song is about dropping nuclear bombs on Japan...
Nov 22nd
Time to go walk the doggies. I ate fake bacon for breakfast so I hope I don’t get mauled.
Nov 22nd
oliviaisferosch: Christopher David Ryan I want all of...
Nov 22nd
Listen Listen
Owen - In The Morning Before Work I sleep in these dirty sheets A blanket between my boney knees ...
Nov 22nd

Cause and Effect

Current Ailments: My throat hurts and my head hurts. Cures: Sleep and walking dogs tomorrow.
Nov 22nd
By the way, I just want to make it clear that I was 98% sure about what Wayne Newton said. I was...
Nov 21st
I am about 98% sure Wayne Newton just told me I have good hair in the lobby of my office building.
Nov 21st
My very much loved Miss Sixty boots have lost a heel cap! I...
Nov 21st
I would love to receive one of these (in grey, obviously)...
Nov 21st
Warch Watch
I actually laughed out loud and said “Ohhh, no” when this commercial came on tonight.
Nov 21st
“You bought me a house.”
— Pam Beesly
Nov 21st
booksarebetterthanboys: As it’s getting colder I’m being...
Nov 21st
It smells like chicken nugget school lunch in my office right now. Served with mashed potatoes of...
Nov 20th
If you know me, you know I love dogs. I love them, love...
Nov 20th
billhinton: anniehinton: Watching this and then passing...
Nov 20th
Speaking of Wikipedia, I just edited an entry for Aunt Jemima. If you look through the edit history,...
Nov 20th
billhinton: Its amazing how much I don’t want to write when I’m happy. On the morning of July 2,...
Nov 20th

Downturn

dearoldlove: I should’ve hoarded you for the lean times. 
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
Toothpaste Kisses - The Maccabees With heart shaped bruises and late night kisses Divine
Nov 20th
When I was younger.
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
I Will Keep The Bad Things From You - The Damnwells I will sleep above the covers I will love you...
Nov 20th

If anyone has seen it,

Will I have a nervous breakdown in the theater if I see Synecdoche, New York by myself this weekend?
Nov 19th
Haha, stolen from Celebslam.
Nov 19th
“So don’t pin your hopes Or pin your dreams To misanthropes or guys like me and the...
Nov 19th
Chris: how long has my fly been down?
Annie: All year.
Nov 19th
I have also purchased these back seam thigh highs from Sock...
Nov 19th

Tights

oliviaisferosch: I think everyone knows that I hate pants, and even in the winter, I wear skirts...
Nov 19th
I think everybody on the internet knows who Matt and...
Nov 19th
I need new earphones for my shitty iPod. Why are they 29 dollars?!
Nov 19th
“…your heart, your soul, your character it makes you a...”
— An accidental five second...
Nov 19th
If you don’t know who the Mammoth Men are…well,...
Nov 19th

It's alive!

After cursing my hair straightener this morning for burning my finger, I promptly clamped down on my...
Nov 19th

Context is Everything

“I told you to be patient I told you to be fine I told you to be balanced I told you to be...
Nov 19th
My favorite word to show up in books as a child was “bedraggled”.
Nov 18th
The Old Capital I should visit IC in the spring.
Nov 18th
Schaeffer Hall 
Nov 18th
I didn’t know that doing a Google image search for Iowa City would make me miss my college...
Nov 18th
Annie, your slippers are on sale!
Nov 18th
Annie: How're the cookies?
Chris: oh man
Chris: gone
Nov 18th
Hey cellphone! Nipples is a very valid and normal word. Don’t make me spell it all the way...
Nov 18th
Best game ever.
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
allisonweiss: “My Number” - Tegan & Sara I deleted Allison’s commentary because I just...
Nov 18th

Old Journal Entry 01/21/07

When I was a little kid Younkers in the Kennedy mall had a little circular white, yellow, blue, and...
Nov 18th
I just found a bag of Peanut Butter M&M’s in my purse that I forgot I bought on Saturday...
Nov 17th
booksarebetterthanboys: Me and him went on date number two last night.  My girlfriends told me to...
Nov 17th
This is my all time favorite sculpture (or all time favorite...
Nov 17th
“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make...”
—  Marilyn Monroe (via Jennifer)...
Nov 17th
I want to watch Clone High. Abe: Look, Kennedy, we kissed....
Nov 17th
“This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I’m...”
— Harold Crick, Stranger than...
Nov 17th
I just baked these cookies. I assure you they are not burnt...
Nov 17th
Ugh, I am not getting out of bed for the rest of the day. I see no reason why I should.
Nov 16th
Backpack discovery. Part 2.
Nov 16th
Backpack discovery.
Nov 16th
“Home is where somebody notices your absence.”
— Aleksandar Hemon (via...
Nov 16th
This is probably never safe or sane to watch alone.
Nov 16th
I will be seeing this tonight.
Nov 16th
We perished, each alone: But I beneath a rougher sea, And whelmed in deeper gulfs than he. -William...
Nov 15th

A secret

Clients: Do not bother marking your voice mails to me “priority”. It will be responded...
Nov 14th
SNL for the Gap. Where’s Andy Samberg and Bill Hader?...
Nov 14th
The Holidays are here. Rainn Wilson for Gap
Nov 14th
Someone should buy me a James Kochalka painting if/when they...
Nov 14th
Warch Watch
What about this Flea Circus MGM cartoon? This site has a lot of old cartoons but the writer...
Nov 13th
Has anyone, barring Bill, seen this old Merrie Melodies...
Nov 13th
I purchased a double pack of this deodorant (that I’ve...
Nov 13th
Yes to the huge book shelves, no to the hideous desk.
Nov 13th
I am on the look out for an old book with botanical drawings...
Nov 13th
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great...
Nov 13th
Free photobook from Snapfish, courtesy of...
Nov 13th

annie,

courtneyanne: any suggestions on where to purchase Miss Rabbit Meat? I searched borders.com and the...
Nov 13th

I Prefer Cherries

dearoldlove: I decided to sleep with you when you growled, “Je préfère les cerises.”
Nov 13th
The hook and eye closure on my skirt will not stay closed and then my skirt begins to unzip. From...
Nov 13th
courtneyanne: jessicachu: History of Love by Nicole...
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
Of Montreal - The Stills This is exactly how today feels.
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
balltillifall: Bishop Allen - Butterfly Nets Should you be blown back Know that I will always run...
Nov 13th
I told my roommate that the number 1 fictional TV character...
Nov 12th
How do people without fingernails peel bananas? I always have to dig my fingernail near the stem to...
Nov 12th
These tights from Free People are so frickin’ cool. I...
Nov 12th
billhinton: Gonna go try and find my copy of A Wrinkle in Time. That and eat something. Or play...
Nov 12th
From an old journal written January 10, 2005 “I want to have adventures. Many MANY MANY...
Nov 12th
Listen Listen
sarazucker: ben lee - float on
Nov 12th

The same goes for egg salad.

I like Dr. Pepper in a can. I don’t like it in a plastic bottle. I am unsure about a glass...
Nov 11th
Current Gchat picture. What you can’t see is the...
Nov 11th
Warch Watch
micek: Special Comment on Prop 8. Tears. “But don’t you as human beings have to embrace...
Nov 11th
Just missed 11:11 on 11/11.
Nov 11th
Things I am missing this fall: 1. Blue Bunny Cinnamon ice cream 2. Glade Pumpkin Pie candles 3....
Nov 11th
Cute socks from J. Crew. $14, click through for link.
Nov 11th
I am trying to think of who I could have possibly pissed off so bad in like, 2003 that they somehow...
Nov 11th

Guess my favorite color.

I just did an entire load of laundry containing only grey clothing.
Nov 11th
Border's 20% off coupon
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
Trailer for Pixar’s “Up”. Someone just started popping popcorn in the office when...
Nov 10th
My bangs do this all the time, but it’s not cute on...
Nov 10th
frontierindex: anniehinton: They need to make full body sleeping bags that you can walk in and...
Nov 10th
“Maybe if you aren’t unhappy sometimes, you don’t know how to be happy.” -Meg, A Wrinkle in Time ...
Nov 10th
They need to make full body sleeping bags that you can walk in and everybody has to wear them so no...
Nov 10th
dailyotter: Via  The Daily Otter started following me,...
Nov 10th
Listen Listen
deadshot: Leaves In The River - Sea Wolf You ought to give this song a listen if you haven’t...
Nov 10th
There is a girl inside. She is randy as a wolf. She will not walk away and leave these bones to an...
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
betterthancupcakes: thedailyfiona: mascarah: Kings of Leon - Use Somebody In loveeee. Love...
Nov 10th
Oh my god, my parents need to leave. There is a 24 hour expiration date on their visits. The end.
Nov 9th
Watching this and then passing out.
Nov 8th
Potential new tattoo.
Nov 8th
Accidental (Minnie) mouse.
Nov 8th
Happee Knees.
Nov 8th
A pretty Iowa sunset.
Nov 8th
Homemade rock candy topped cupcakes. Nostalgic photo drop...
Nov 8th
I’m reading a book where the main character is an 11 year old boy and every time he says...
Nov 7th
You can create your own Goofus and Gallant cartoons!
Nov 7th
I was a Highlights Kid
Nov 7th
annicka: oliviaisferosch: Cabela’s Bridger Mountain Man...
Nov 7th
Super weird Jake and Amir still.
Nov 7th
This weekend my parents are coming to visit me in Chicago....
Nov 6th
Cutie.
Nov 6th
Nice room, nice colors. via Anna Kuperburg
Nov 6th
I am drinking this Nesquik hot chocolate with rabbit shaped...
Nov 6th
Post election Chicago Reader covers.
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
What happened to these? I haven’t seen them in any...
Nov 6th
Last night I ate two vegetarian hot dogs for dinner. Despite the fact that they were vegetarian I...
Nov 6th
Sherm.
Nov 6th
“Barack Obama is going to get a lot of people laid tonight....”
— Cajun Boy, 10:58 PM, Tuesday,...
Nov 6th
“And would it have been worth it, after all,  After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,  Among...
Nov 5th

This is heart-breaking

fareastmeetswildwest: adeandabet: jessicalindsey:sailingonthesea: “I feel so conflicted. So...
Nov 5th

Mark as spam

Hey Moveon.org…. NOW you have nothing to say?
Nov 5th
Today's Front Pages
Nov 5th
Obama and I are nervously watching the election coverage. I...
Nov 5th
My mom is explaining how “Reserve not met” works on eBay like I just figured out what...
Nov 5th
Remember last week when I asked if anyone else thought apples tasted like shit this year? I think I...
Nov 4th
Vote Lando Calrissian for President
Nov 4th
I cut my bangs. They make me feel a little like Lydia Deetz.
Nov 4th
I have read 10,588 pages since March 2008.
Nov 3rd
“There are days when I want to walk up to you and scream in...”
— I Wrote This For You (via...
Nov 3rd
Wonder if I can make a pair of soft bottomed shoes like...
Nov 3rd
“smart people are puzzle-solvers. They like a challenge. They...”
— Why smart people are unhappy |...
Nov 3rd
billhinton: One more thing before I go to bed. Ann I’m happy...
Nov 3rd
Of course the first week I ever forget to purchase my train passes is the week that daylight savings...
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
I am obsessed. Like a Prayer - Madonna
Nov 3rd
US Bank has created this weird security measure called...
Nov 2nd
“When you call my name, it’s like a little prayer.”
— Madonna
Nov 2nd