May 2012
3 tags
May 30th
27 notes
1 tag
I believe I called it Annie's law...
If you don’t pee before you leave work you’ll be trapped on a bus on LSD for an hour and a half….. …..
May 30th
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May 30th
8 notes
2 tags
Srsly why don't fires start or people take...
Srsly guys. Srsly.
May 29th
5 notes
1 tag
People who don't appreciate the little things and...
May 29th
15 notes
3 tags
It's the most lizardy time of the year!
My sun allergy is back, kind of bad this year. I’m hideous, don’t look at me!!!!
May 29th
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May 29th
121 notes
4 tags
Update on Dollar Shave Club →
I got my razors last week! As a quick review, they are SO worth it. My legs are SUPER smooth and I feel like I can go two days on one shave confidently when that wasn’t so with Venus razors. I can’t speak to the longevity, but in my opinion, that’s irrelevant when you change the razor weekly. Now, how to shave a knee safely without moving as slow as a sloth (first time...
May 29th
27 notes
2 tags
May 29th
47 notes
3 tags
May 29th
29 notes
2 tags
May 28th
10 notes
2 tags
May 27th
15 notes
2 tags
May 27th
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May 26th
28 notes
1 tag
Going out for coffee seems really impossible right...
Who wants to deliver me some coffee?
May 26th
13 notes
5 tags
May 25th
19 notes
2 tags
I get to leave at 3 today! But....everyone else...
I’m not starting any work until noon. That’s logical right?
May 25th
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May 25th
2,602 notes
Srsly, who gets a migraine 5 minutes after they...
This one feels like a doozy too.
May 24th
5 notes
1 tag
May 24th
140 notes
Being funny is literally my best attribute you...
If I wrote a list about what I like best about me it would be: Funny Good hair Can paint nails well Crafty Fast reader Very few zits
May 24th
32 notes
2 tags
Being told that goofy joking is not sexy is going...
May 24th
19 notes
On being mean
Katia: okay i have something mean to say
Annie: I always do, so go on
May 24th
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May 24th
3 notes
6 tags
May 24th
46 notes
2 tags
May 2012 is the gayest month ever.
May 23rd
17 notes
3 tags
May 23rd
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May 23rd
14 notes
1 tag
May 23rd
28 notes
5 tags
May 23rd
14 notes
3 tags
I need to start having a sip of my drinks at...
because right now, I am drinking a glass of milk with one shot of espresso in it when I should be drinking an iced chai with a shot of espresso in it.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
20 notes
I refuse to accept that people make fun of Zooey's...
And not Samuel L. Jackson’s “Hotspacho”.
May 23rd
26 notes
3 tags
May 23rd
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May 22nd
5 notes
1 tag
This pull down to refresh in every gd app business...
May 22nd
10 notes
Not to be dramatic or anything but
everything sucks and I want to go home.
May 22nd
28 notes
4 tags
May 21st
8 notes
5 tags
May 21st
16 notes
1 tag
May 20th
13 notes
1 tag
May 19th
9 notes
1 tag
My lists always go like this:
First of all, ___________________ and secondly, fuck off.
May 18th
23 notes
1 tag
I'm about to say something terrible.
I think I need to not eat sugar/candy/have a soda after lunch. It’s been making me so sick. This is sad.
May 17th
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May 17th
34 notes
1 tag
Office is closing Monday for NATO. No poo balloons...
Shit, I don’t even have to WORK from home either. 
May 17th
18 notes
1 tag
For those telling me to "silence my phone"
1. I love you all but I am not an idiot. I have silenced the phone, turned off the system sound and checked settings on the camera. 2. I have googled it. You can download a $7 app called “tasker” to force the sounds to stop  or you can root your phone and create a folder that forces the sounds off. 3. I have downloaded two different “Silent” camera apps and will test...
May 17th
7 notes
My new phone, while great, does not allow you to...
Get. Fucking. Real. Thanks pervs!
May 17th
9 notes
4 tags
May 17th
10 notes
New phone activated for 30 minutes,
Already eating dinner over it. Greasy.
May 17th
7 notes
4 tags
May 17th
17 notes