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anniehinton
Annie. 28. Female. Chicago. Disorganized. My favorite food is candy. I will probably never die.
I sell jewelry on Etsy, you can find it here!.
Want to ask me a question? You can, right here!
To e-mail this female:
anniehinton(at)gmail(dot)com

I want to write a relationship advice book

but, the most perfect one already exists. “He’s Just Not That Into You” is honestly a masterpiece. It changed so much for me when I turned 22 and read it for the first time. And as the years have gone on, I’ve picked it up again and again, to re-read and learn the lessons over and over. Repetition is the best learning tool. Say what you will about the movie, but the book is priceless.

I wish they’d write a part two including new forms of technology and the shit that comes along with those. Maybe that can be my goal. A short, self-published addition to deal with okcupid and tinder and texts and tweets and facebook and snapchat (to note, never put your face in the pic).

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Last week @haygirlhay called “Happy” a “parents song” and when I went home this weekend and my mom turned on the car and “Happy” came on, she began bopping around and said “I LOVE this song!!” It is 100% a song for parents to bop around to.

Last week @haygirlhay called “Happy” a “parents song” and when I went home this weekend and my mom turned on the car and “Happy” came on, she began bopping around and said “I LOVE this song!!” It is 100% a song for parents to bop around to.

(Source: meredithisaleo, via girlwearsmascara)

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Awww it’s really cute they have to make “body” razors specifically for men

Hey dummies, that’s a Venus woman’s razor in black and green. Wonder what the price difference is.

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"You deserve someone great. Or at least someone kinda rich. Or at least someone fun. Probably gay." - Dr. Peter Prentiss

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indaymusic:

Thunder Clatter | Wild Cub

Waiting on love to call
Hidden in the fall

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almost-never:

My aunt saw Annie for the first time this weekend and called her “cute in a different way.”

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robtimusalanhintonian:

@anniehinton killing some Bubble Bobble #bubblebobble  (at Town Clock Inn)

"Killing it" meaning I died immediately.

robtimusalanhintonian:

@anniehinton killing some Bubble Bobble #bubblebobble (at Town Clock Inn)

"Killing it" meaning I died immediately.

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The best news I’ve received all day

Is that I don’t have to meet or talk to the stranger from whom I am renting a car* today, he just has the keys hidden for me to pick up.


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This guy beeped something real dirty to me. @katiapiza #adlerafterdark

This guy beeped something real dirty to me. @katiapiza #adlerafterdark

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