interstellar perversion

anniehinton
Annie. 29. Female. Chicago. Disorganized. My favorite food is candy. I will probably never die.

To e-mail this female:
anniehinton(at)gmail(dot)com

I sell jewelry on Etsy, you can find it here!.
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September is absolutely killing me in every way, including a surprise upcoming wisdom teeth removal but superficially, there’s always pizza.

September is absolutely killing me in every way, including a surprise upcoming wisdom teeth removal but superficially, there’s always pizza.

FINN

FINN

(Source: christianbaled)

Important post-haircut selfie update, you know, in case of abduction (Forensic Files is on Netflix…)

Important post-haircut selfie update, you know, in case of abduction (Forensic Files is on Netflix…)

Good lord.

Good lord.

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I literally cannot watch any ice bucket challenge videos of people I personally know

I’m all for charitable giving but I can’t stop cringing with second hand embarrassment.

Watching Forensic Files

Voiceover: She was found ….murdered. And it appeared she was sexually assaulted.

Me: Oh, of course she was.

At the age of 29, my interests are as follows

Pretty bras and undies
Snacks

He’s a party dude

He’s a party dude