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Annie. 24. Female. Chicago. My favorite food is candy. Will probably never die. I wear clothes and show them to you here.
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November 6

Racism is not sexy.

Perhaps this shouldn’t drive me so crazy but everyone does realize that while Brigitte Bardot may have been an attractive woman she is actually super ugly. Ugly in the racist way.

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BADC

Borrow a Dress Couture. You can rent pretty dresses instead of buying pretty dresses that you can’t really afford. I believe this is the first store of its kind in Chicago, yay!

Now I just need somewhere extra fancy to go.
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Dear Emily Post

Hey guys, I am broke. Lest we all forget, (we won’t) Christmas is pretty much right around the corner. I love Christmas but to be totally honest, I cannot afford gifts for everyone that I love. How can I let them know that I don’t want them to buy me gifts and I can’t give them gifts (obviously baked goods are in play) this year without sounding like a jerk?

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Ohhh reeeeeeally.

Ohhh reeeeeeally.

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ASW.

ASW.

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November 5

Fingers crossed

that Alex Trebek calls one of these Teen Jeopardy contestants a pube.

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jss: Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends. Sally Albright: Why not? Harry Burns: What I’m saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally Albright: That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry Burns: No you don’t. Sally Albright: Yes I do. Harry Burns: No you don’t. Sally Albright: Yes I do. Harry Burns: You only think you do. Sally Albright: You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry Burns: No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you. Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too. Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too. Sally Albright: How do you know? Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail ‘em too. Sally Albright: What if THEY don’t want to have sex with YOU? Harry Burns: Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story. Sally Albright: Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then. Harry Burns: I guess not. Sally Albright: That’s too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York. This movie influenced my young dating life far too much.  But I still love it to an irrational degree. It is a great movie.

jss:

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I’m saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail ‘em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don’t want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That’s too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

This movie influenced my young dating life far too much.  But I still love it to an irrational degree.

It is a great movie.

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Alright, it’s back to diet soda for me*. I know diet soda isn’t that great for you either, in fact, it sometimes gives me headaches and stomach aches and I can taste that nasty fake sweetener all day but my hope is that it will just turn me off of soda for good. I am WAY WAY WAY over doing it with soda and candy and sugar and garbage foods alltogether so soda, you’re the first to go.

*This excludes movie sodas and raspberry ginger ale and Dr. Pepper from BK.

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We have a small library in the break room at my office where people drop their reject books and magazines for other people to take, read, and return. I have taken this. Will read this. Will not return this.

We have a small library in the break room at my office where people drop their reject books and magazines for other people to take, read, and return.

I have taken this. Will read this. Will not return this.

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I think this is simple and pretty…plus it’s only 33 dollars. A pretty great gift idea. Via.

I think this is simple and pretty…plus it’s only 33 dollars. A pretty great gift idea.

Via.

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