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Annie. 24. Female. Chicago. My favorite food is candy. Will probably never die.
To e-mail this female:
anniehinton(at)gmail(dot)com

So help me god

If I hit my shin on this weird keyboard tray thing under my desk one more time today I am going to rip the screws from the metal with my bare hands*.

*Other than that, today is going fairly well.

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Heavy

I could take you, me, and all of our worldly posessions to Italy and back with these bags under my eyes.
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My 2 layer 4th of July cake. I later added an exclamation point. Also, the inside is red, white, and blue too. I’ll show you when it gets murdered later.
My 2 layer 4th of July cake. I later added an exclamation point. Also, the inside is red, white, and blue too. I’ll show you when it gets murdered later.
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How have I not seen this.
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nevermindthebolex:

I hate True Blood. I’m sorry but I do and this scene is a perfect illustration of why. I just don’t get it…maybe I’m not cool enough…or have a low tolerence for shitty accents and over melodramatic acting.

Don’t mean to offend but really, I just don’t get the hype.

Same.

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Leaving work at 2:25 is good

not having to come back until Monday doesn’t hurt either.
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(via secretwedding)
That guy looks like a bit of a goober but I get it.

(via secretwedding)

That guy looks like a bit of a goober but I get it.

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I’ve posted this before but it’s so very topical now.
via.

I’ve posted this before but it’s so very topical now.

via.

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How would one even get Cheez-it crumbs on their shoulder? I don’t know. Don’t look at me because I have NO experience here.  
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Sounds dirty...

Horoscope for Aquarius:

“You could be among those who are truly digging the topsy-turvy energy of the day as sweet Venus gives your key planet Uranus a cosmic kiss.”

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