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anniehinton
Annie. 29. Female. Chicago. Disorganized. My favorite food is candy. I will probably never die.

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Thanks for the pretzels @ndmeyers87 !!!

🐻⚾ @clarestudwell

Thanks for the pretzels @ndmeyers87 !!!

I need a hair cut and like 4 fitted blazers that don’t make me look like a slob

I feel like I went from well dressed and put together to a dumpy slob in the last two years.

I’m definitely stuck between being young and being more professional and mature looking and it’s not pretty. Everything is too short or too long or too big or too small or too tight or loose and having big boobs is really not helping.

I think I personally look good - body wise but my fucking CLOTHES. Do I just throw everything away and buy a capsule wardrobe and ignore trends for the rest of my life? Can I do that even? I like new clothes! They’re fun. Is Stitch Fix something I can actually fit into my budget?

I’m so frustrated getting dressed in the morning. I’ll think I look great and then I’ll leave the house and feel like a mom. This is such weird territory. Can’t I just wear jorts and a t-shirt everyday of my life?

If you take Lattemiele cookies (from Trader Joe’s) and put ice cream (or froyo) between them and wrap them in plastic wrap and let them hang in the freezer for a couple hours, the cookies get so soft and you have the best ice cream sandwiches of all time.

If you take Lattemiele cookies (from Trader Joe’s) and put ice cream (or froyo) between them and wrap them in plastic wrap and let them hang in the freezer for a couple hours, the cookies get so soft and you have the best ice cream sandwiches of all time.

Interesting method for banana storage.

Interesting method for banana storage.

Anonymous said: How'd you get to being a legal assistant? Do you enjoy it?

I hated my old job and my friend said her sister was hiring and asked if wanted a new job and I said yeeep. And here we are 3 years later.

I think my job is ok. Could it be better? Sure. Do I like it? Not always. But I think I’m in a unique situation where I stopped learning things and that’s partly my fault and my job’s fault. Whenever someone gives me real ownership of a project that’s challenging (not often) I really enjoy it. But I also think finding a job you love is an unattainable goal (for most of us) that’s been drilled into our heads.

They’re just rocks in the ocean, it’s who you go with

They’re just rocks in the ocean, it’s who you go with

Dear lady gods,

Thank you for bringing lower heel heights back en vogue.

Best regards,
Feet, everywhere

Phobias aren’t rational

Hence why I’m trying not to cry about the pigeons living in my back stairwell that I need to use to get to the laundry room….

;______;

Really.

Really.

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